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amuse oneself by watching other people make fools of themselves
If I feel sad, I will accompany you to bask in the sun without an umbrella or a watch.
People who wear one watch know the exact time, but people who wear two watches are not sure what time it is.
4. Having too much is a burden. A man with only one watch knows what time it is, but a man with two watches is hard to determine the exact time.
5, slowly save money, and then travel alone, lose your watch and lose your mobile phone!
6, middle-aged men fall in love, no matter how warm it is, it is like warm water. Middle-aged men are lovelorn, just like a lost gold watch. After sighing, they gave up immediately. The huge age gap between men and women, the fatal injury is not who comes first, but the difference in heart.
7. Hey, where did you get that expensive watch? Don't tell me it was stolen.
8. Whenever you lean on your arm, listen to the sound of the clock turning. Unconsciously, the heartbeat also echoed. Sometimes, knowing that the years have passed, we still sink as always. Insult time and degrade yourself.
This watch looks beautiful, but the quality is so poor that it broke down in a few days. It's really fake
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