Laugh heartily. Classic joke.

Smile. Classic joke one:

1. I saw from the magazine that my girlfriend was a rotten girl and asked her. Attack? What is the antonym, Ruohui? Guard? Does that mean it's normal if it comes back? Suffering? The girl who obviously sucks.

One day I suddenly remembered and asked her: Attack? What is the antonym?

She replied:? Mom! ?

I didn't seem to express myself clearly, so I went on to say, no? Attack? what's up Attack?

She said:? Yes, the mother of the hen! ?

Her answer proved that the dog sample test was completely unreliable. ...

2. Wandering around the community with nothing to do, I saw a little girl playing with a wooden stick, shouting lightning magic in her mouth, and then all kinds of pictophonetic characters. I was going to scare her when I passed by. When she saw me walk by, she shouted lightning magic at me, pointed a stick at me, and then I fell to the ground convulsively? Then the little girl cried and ran home to find her mother?

Everyone in the group is discussing salary. A group of friends said: my graduation salary is 6 thousand a year. ?

Another group of friends said:? The salary for half a year after graduation is 6 thousand. ?

I can't watch it anymore. I said, I just graduated with a salary of 6 thousand. ?

As a result, everyone praised me, but I was actually bragging.

4. Give fat people some advice on dressing in cold weather: Don't wear red down jackets, just like tomatoes. Don't wear green either. It looks like a watermelon. Don't wear yellow, dress like grapefruit. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a big steamed stuffed bun

Happy smile classic joke 2:

1. A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport?

Driver: It will take a long time.

Passerby: How long will it take at least?

Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

2. A male notebook wants to redo the system. The technician in the computer city said it would cost 50 yuan, but he didn't collect the money when he finished it?

The man said:? Brother, no charge, just enjoy the resources. ?

Two hours later. . . When he finished copying, he wanted to leave. The man said, Brother, it's okay to take your notebook with you. If it breaks down, it will be repaired for free. ?

3. The corridor of the community is full of dried cabbage and several bags of potatoes, so it is inconvenient to go upstairs.

Going upstairs after work at night, I suddenly saw a bag of potatoes with a note on it? Help yourself if you want to eat? , such a good thing? I guess people can't finish .............., so I took two.

As a result, just on the second floor, I heard someone swearing: Who is so wicked, even stealing potatoes? Wow, who posted this note?

There are two fat people, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and scold each other for being fat.

One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat woman said to the fat man, don't go If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.

The fat man answered unhurriedly: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump.

5. A couple broke up due to the delay of SMS:

Female SMS: Do you love me?

The man didn't respond (delayed)

Female hair comes again: Do you have any other women at school?

M: Yes! Of course! (Answered the last question)

Female hair again: You did this to me. Were you ever in love with me？

Man: That's impossible! ! ! (Answered the last question)

As a result, the couple broke up . .

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