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What do you mean, every day is every day?

1, what is a terrier every day? This stalk originated from the original novel "The Father of the Magic Way". When Wei Wuxian confessed to Lan, he said that he liked him very much and wanted to hunt with him all his life. He also put up three fingers and vowed to slap him every day. Unexpectedly, later Lan forgot to fight back, and Lan forgot to regret that he didn't want to do it every day, too often.

At this time, Lan Wangji cunningly said that "every day is every day" on the grounds of his previous confession oath, and did not give Wei Wuxian a chance to defend himself. From then on, "every day" became a referential verb, and "every day is every day, and you can't miss it once" became a common language to ridicule Wei Wuxian.

2. Detailed source of "Every day is every day":

(1) Wei Wumei's confession mentioned "everyday" for the first time: Wei Wuxian said, "Lan Zhan, you are very good. I like you. I want to hunt at night with you all my life. I want to sleep with you every day In short, there is nothing else, that is, I really like you and want to sleep with you. "

(2) Wei Wuxian took the initiative to "live every day": After the first experience, Wei grabbed Lan Wang's hand and said, "It's another day. I promised you to live every day, so I keep my word."

(3) Wei lifted "daily" and smashed his own feet: with the passage of time, Wei gradually became physically tired of it. One day, he begged Lan to forget his machine. He didn't want to live every day. He said, "Can it be changed to once every four days? Four days.

No, three days is good! "。 Unexpectedly, Lan Forgot Machine firmly said that "every day is every day", so Wei Wuxian successfully stuck himself in "every day".

Every day is every day, a popular word on the Internet, which means having sex every day. This is a line from the novel Fan Wai, the Father of Mo Dao.

This is a line from the novel Fan Wai, the Father of Mo Dao.

The original clip was Wei Wuxian begging Lan to forget what he said before, "I want to sleep with you every day." I didn't hear that sentence, but Lan forgot to say, "No, every day is every day."

With the popularity of the TV series The Untamed adapted from the novel, this kind of stalk appeared again. Some netizens ridiculed that "I only forget the immortals and say that every day is every day." "Forget envy" means blue forgets the machine and Wei has no envy.

It means having sex every day.

Every day is every day _ Baidu Encyclopedia