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Go to bed early, because the person you like may have slept with someone else.

1. Love at first sight has no capital, and lasting love has no conditions. 2. Life is bitter. Some people love very well, but it is really impossible to live by the love of others. It's windy in July and rainy in August. Will there be you in September? 4. The bad ones are not thorough enough, the bad ones are not diligent enough, and the good ones are not diligent enough. Just like tossing a coin, when you want to throw it a second time, you already know the answer. 6. Let us meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason. 7. She looks average, has a bad figure and a bad temper. Why do you still love her so much? Do you know why I wrote the Tao Te Ching? Why? Because I want to. 8. Life is so long that people meet, walk with and leave it every moment. 9. Compared with the popular Buddhism, I feel like a zombie. Not socializing, not exercising, not doing business, not cleaning up the room, not bad, life is aimless, and there is no food anywhere. 10. Go to bed early. The person you like may have slept with someone else. 1 1. When you have nothing, I might as well take you home. However, you shouldn't have nothing, you should have wine, meat and girls, and you should have no wind or rain year after year. I'm here with you. May you be safe in the future. 12. No one will care how hard it is for you to get better. They just want to know if you are good enough now, just like everyone wants to have a mature and sensible you, but they don't want to spend time and energy growing up with you. 13. In fact, nothing in this world can absolutely hurt you. As long as you are cold enough, cold enough and indifferent enough to everything. As long as you slowly polish your heart into a smooth and hard stone. As long as you think you're dead. Then, in this world, nothing can hurt you anymore. 14. You don't want to rely on others, but you don't live up to expectations. You don't want to be alone, but you don't want to be disturbed too much. That's probably who you are. 15. You can go to another city in two hours, you can take a man home for a drink, you can become bosom friends in a few words, you can become boyfriend and girlfriend after two days, and a small thing can collapse after years of hard work. This is an era when money can buy love, marriage can be certified, and even if there is blood relationship, there will be contradictions. Once you delete WeChat, you will say goodbye forever. 16. In fact, I am most grateful to those who will come to talk to me. Whether they are bored or haven't seen me for a long time, they will call to ask what they are doing and whether they want to go out for a walk. Long time no see, or a message saying how they are recently. Even when they are bored, they will feel quite good. At least so many people think of me, remember me. 17. Thanks for life, there are deprivation and gifts. 18. You can be dirty, but no one can die in your stomach. 19. Why is Snow White jealous by her stepmother? Because she is beautiful. Why did the hunter let Snow White go? Because she is beautiful. Why did the dwarfs let Snow White live with them? Because she is beautiful. Why did the prince kiss Snow White? Because she is beautiful. Therefore, kindness is useless, you only have beauty. Have we ever been in love? Just sleeping together. Tell me.

You think it's love, but he's just flirting. The most embarrassing thing is that one day, he said to you: Have we ever loved? Don't! We just slept together.

Have we ever been in love? Just sleeping together. Tell me.

I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up with you. What does it matter if people who want to sleep all their lives stay up a few months later? I just hope that when we meet the person who can really be together for life, each of us has no regrets. I also hope that in the face of people who have left, we can proudly say that we loved, instead of saying with tears: Did we love? I just went to sleep. No matter what happens, you should remember. We will always be happy, as long as you are kind and naive, and always believe that there must be beautiful love in this world.

Second, have we ever loved, just slept together! There is no acting in emotional drama.

Third, have we ever loved? Just slept! I have lived in this world for so long that I never know why. Maybe it's just a continuation of life.

Fourth, have we ever loved? Just slept! Saying I love you is just an impulsive love story.

5. Have we ever loved each other? We just slept together. Sometimes we really feel sad. You don't know the pain until you lose it, because you cherish it.

Have we ever loved each other? Maybe we just fell asleep. The clouds drifted away on purpose. Forget it. Maybe we just fell asleep. Never liked it. The clouds drifted away on purpose. Forget it. I thought love was more important than everything in the past.

Seven, have we ever loved? We just slept together! I said to my quilt in the morning!

Eight, have we ever loved? I just went to sleep. Don't make excuses for leaving. Don't say I did a good job. When you chose to leave, you didn't think how sad I would be or how I would live without you. If you are injured, you will naturally leave without persistence.

Nine, have we ever loved, just slept, just forgotten, don't think about me.

Ten, along the way, I spoil you, spoil you, tolerate you, forgive you again and again, trust you, I treat you as a treasure, you treat me as a monkey. Do we really love you? Just slept! It hurts to think about it.

Eleven, you just deceive yourself, self-righteous infatuation, self-righteous care, have we ever loved? We just slept together!

Twelve, should we be together? Because of time, because of distance, because of reality, because of personality, have we loved? We just slept together! But at least we are in love and want to buy this book. Look, good night.

Thirteen, I really don't have any feelings with you. Maybe it has nothing to do with you. Have we ever loved each other? We just slept together!

Fourteen, have we ever loved? I just went to sleep. Our feelings were just 10 ml of liquid that night.

Fifteen, you have to go first after dawn, and I will never stay. Have we ever loved each other? Maybe I just fell asleep.

Sixteen, is every serious relationship I have will end in vain, or is my lover in the wrong way, or have we ever loved? I just went to sleep.

17. Have we ever loved? Maybe I just fell asleep! My love is only once ~ I can't get it back if I lose it.

18. [Have we ever loved? Just slept! Very explicit but true, a person's love in feelings is not love, it is called self-love.

Nineteen, I was disappointed a lot on the road of growing up and naturally learned to defend myself. As a result, I stopped malice and shielded goodwill. In the end, I was left with a tired and lonely body. When I woke up, I fell asleep again. Maybe one day I will think that I may think that we loved each other. I should just sleep, maybe not! But anyway, in the end, I can only think about it. What else can I do?

Twenty, someone once said to me: Have we ever loved and just slept together?

Twenty-one, have we ever loved? I just went to sleep. New wealth is a seed, but it will not germinate.

Twenty-two, the only tacit understanding between you and me is that we will never contact again in this life. Take care of yourself. Have we ever been in love? I just went to sleep.

Twenty-three, have we ever loved? Just went to bed, right? I like the story that you can get married by holding hands, but I live in an era of fruitless bed.

Twenty-four, have we ever loved? Just slept! So there is no need to care too much.

Twenty-five, love is a wonderful word, playing well is love, playing badly is low. The most embarrassing thing is: one day he said to you, have we ever loved? We just slept together.

Twenty-six, everyone likes the love of holding hands and getting married, but they live in an era when there is no result in bed. Have we ever been in love? We just slept together. The person who said that he would love you forever will soon know that he still has a favorite person who said that you will never get married. The bride now is not the one you said you would always wait for you, but the one you found out he was having an affair with someone else. Don't take yourself too seriously Don't take others too seriously Don't trust promises and sweet words too much.

Twenty-seven, have we ever loved? Just slept! Men don't cry lightly, but they haven't reached the fucking sad place yet! Recalling the past dribs and drabs is just fighting back tears! I thought holding hands would last forever! But you gave me endless memories! I can only remember forever! I, Li Zhao, hereby swear that if the future bride is not Zou, I will never love her! Even if you get married, you just get married for the sake of getting married! Heaven and earth as evidence, never change!

Talk about mood: You were just a dream, but I overslept.

1. If you are safe, it doesn't matter to me even if we are not together.

Your stubbornness is understandable in my eyes, and my weakness is open in your eyes.

Memories are a wonderful thing, as long as you can let go of the past.

4. The flickering light shines when sadness and separation are still thorough.

5. Look at these ups and downs after being shocked, as if it was a lifetime ago.

6. Actually, I found that when you said you loved me, your eyes were uncertain.

7. The sadness of every love song always starts with the heartbeat, while the heartache is the ending.

8, we are romantic, after all, it is still a thing of the past.

9. Love at first sight is not love, but love grows with time.

10, thinking every day and dreaming at night, this is a lie to children.

1 1, once loved each other so much, but finally hurt each other with love.

12. Without a sense of rhythm, life can't keep up with the times.

13, I am not a person who is afraid of pain, but I am afraid that your hug will become strange.

14, when the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

15, I like to see your smile, not your sad face.

I'm over the age of showing off and noisy, and I'll try my best to do what I like.

1, no matter how good a person is, there will always be people you can't stand. No matter how miserable you are, some people think it is the only limited edition. The value of life lies in self-esteem, and the meaning of life lies in hard work and enterprising.

I am over the age of showing off and making noise. When I meet something I like, I will try my best to do it. I have learned to live a serious life in a humorous way.

3, many things, it is really good to be satisfied with yourself, there are too many people to take care of, and they can't be completed at all. The value orientation of this society itself is diverse, and we must find our own oasis in this complex desert.

My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, the story is slowly written to the end, and love becomes unlovable because of too many disappointments.

5. I held back a lot of words, but later I was too lazy to talk about them. Many things were disappointing, and then I didn't care. It was after repeated disappointments that I suddenly figured it out.

6. Some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it; Some people can't say what's wrong, but they just can't do it. In friendship, I don't like pretending or making do. In love, I can't learn to bow my head, and I can't make do with it.

7. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have real elements. How many jokes are told in the truth? People who don't want to understand will never understand.

8. Only those who know the root and the bottom can talk to each other and get together. Those who stay are those who see all of you still willing to be with you. Love and friendship are the same, and it takes a long time to be true.

9. Don't let those who are really nice to you slowly disappear from your life. No matter love or friendship, if you don't manage it, you will become a stranger.

10, there are many girls who are more beautiful than me, and there are also many girls who are more virtuous than me. No matter how good others are, they are also others and themselves. I am ordinary, but I am unique.

1 1. When you grow up, you will know that you should accumulate enough self-confidence, live a simple and free life and be a warm person. You don't want to be rich or expensive, just want to live a simple and happy life.

12. When you are tired, close the curtains, turn off your cell phone, turn off your alarm clock, take a deep breath, get into bed and go to sleep. Hard times always require more energy.

13. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

14, many times, it is not the work that consumes your energy, but the people you meet at work. Work itself is not tiring, but balancing emotions is the most tiring.

15, people who never cry or make trouble and want to leave are not people who will really leave. Leaving with great fanfare is a temptation, and leaving without saying goodbye is the real quiet leave.