Funny comments about diarrhea posted on WeChat Moments. Humorous sentences about the discomfort of diarrhea.

1. I took him out to defecate in the middle of the night. I just ate an extra egg yolk and a dumpling and got diarrhea. I was exhausted mentally and physically.

2. I had my period on the day of my last physical examination. I woke up early and had diarrhea on the day of this physical examination. I was really unlucky.

3. I have diarrhea again. Could it be because I ate turkey noodles with ice milk tea and ice cola for two days in a row? It's so hard for me.

4. Thank God, thank God, there is a toilet on the subway when I suddenly have diarrhea.

5. It’s fun to turn on the air conditioner early in the morning, but it’s so cold that I get diarrhea from the air conditioner.

6. I finally lay down early, but I actually had diarrhea.

7. Stomach pain during menstrual period, diarrhea, stomach ache, sudden severe cold, insomnia last night, head-heavy headache, I want to explode!

8. Stomach pain, diarrhea, headache, just pain everywhere. I will never drink so much again.

9. It has been three days. I have had diarrhea to the point where I doubt my life. I still need breast milk. I am in a special situation and dare not take medicine. What should I do?

10. My stomach growled at the beginning of work. My colleagues thought I hadn’t eaten breakfast, but it was actually diarrhea.

11. I have a fever and diarrhea. I feel weak all over.

12. The stomach problems that accumulated during the summer vacation finally became unbearable. I just had diarrhea and stomach pain, and then the vomiting was over and the pain became unbearable.

13. Lactose intolerance is really a magical existence! I have diarrhea and my vest line is pulled out!

14. It’s four o’clock in the morning, and I have a terrible stomachache and diarrhea. Is there anyone worse off than me? It’s really hard for me.

15. Drinking expired milk will cause diarrhea, and you cannot eat leftovers that you forgot to put in the refrigerator. It turns out that everything has an expiration date.

16 After drinking this cup of milk tea, I kept peeing and couldn’t sleep. I also had diarrhea and my hands were numb. But if I don’t drink the milk tea, I will think about it. If I drink it, I will get headaches. What should I do?

17 Who would have thought that one minute ago I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, and a minute later I was having diarrhea. It was so difficult.

18. Why do I have to forget about diarrhea in the middle of the night? Why do mosquitoes bite me in the toilet.

19. Why is it so difficult for me to have a toothache or diarrhea for the rest of the day and to live comfortably for the rest of the day?

20. Last night I ate hamburger, chicken nuggets, chicken popcorn, drank milk, and ate a small peach, and then I had diarrhea today.

21. I started having diarrhea early in the morning and I have gone to the toilet four times. I am probably going to collapse again today.

22. The stewed potato rice I made at noon yesterday turned out to be rice. I ate it before it was cooked, and now I still have diarrhea

23. Considering that I have been suffering from internal heat, toothache, diarrhea, and cold recently, I conserved my strength and endured it.

24. My colleagues said that my stomach is like that of a child. I will have diarrhea after eating anything spicy.

25. Every time I eat fried chicken, I will have diarrhea the next day. I thought I would just go home and have diarrhea. That won’t happen anymore.

26. I had diarrhea every day for the first three days in Jinan, and then another three days after I came to Qingdao.

27. I skipped dinner and went to have a drink without any appetizers. I also had diarrhea that day. I’m sorry for my stomach.

28. I am still as hopeless as ever. As soon as the exam comes, I suffer from insomnia, diarrhea and can’t eat.

29. Don’t have diarrhea, stomach pain or bloating. Keep your gastrointestinal health, and your throat should not hurt or itch or cough.

30. If you have a bad gastrointestinal condition, you really shouldn’t eat food on the side of the road. You may suffer from diarrhea and stomach aches in despair.