Talk about being old and funny.

The following are some funny things I collected about spitting out my old age. I hope it will help you. I really envy you people with stories! Unlike me! A handsome word carries out the whole life! 2. People have to really fall in love with someone all their lives, but once they fall in love, the first step is to lose themselves, and the second step is to lose your love. 3. June 1 is coming, let's wake up the sleeping childlike innocence, recall the forgotten beauty, discard the growing troubles and find the happy treasure. The old man is not old, I wish the over-aged children a happy Children's Day in advance. 4. Looking at Nanfeiyan in late autumn, I think of my hometown and old village. Get together under the big locust tree and be warm and affectionate. The wild goose passed on my friendship and greeted the peasant in my hometown. People are too old and weak to be cold, so add clothes and hats to keep healthy. May the cold dew be good for your health! 5. When you are upset, learn to free yourself; Learn to encourage yourself when you are in trouble; When depressed, learn to vent yourself; Learn to comfort yourself when you are frustrated; When people are old, learn to be young. It's Children's Day, I wish you happiness and beauty! 6. I used to think others were old, but now it's my turn. 7. There is no room for a mystery and something unresolved in our small mind, so we put all the problems into our hearts and kill ourselves. 8. Everyone has lived a different life, and different lives make it impossible for many people to get along in the same state in this time and space, unless they are old and old enough to erase others again, which constitutes the most important symbol of each of us. Maybe the party will come true at that time. 9. Pour out the voice of my growing years and show my grace. We don't have to feel sorry for putting naive childhood and pure youth in the archives of life? Good times? Gone forever, don't sigh? How time flies? Haloxylon ammodendron makes people old. We should spread our wings, make full preparations for an ideal tomorrow, cheer for childhood and cheer for growth! 1. Old people are not old, and enthusiasm is a treasure; If you are old, you will be young forever; It's hard to get old at the age of 2, and love is higher than the sky. Have childlike innocence, no worries, Children's Day is coming, I wish to take care of you and wish you to be an older child all your life! 11. Laba Festival wishes my friends in the new year: more money and less money, as long as there is often; Handsome and ugly, pleasing to the eye; It is good to be old and less healthy; If the family is poor and rich, it is good to be kind; All troubles, just understand; A person's life, peace is good! 12. When you are young, you think that everything has an answer, but when you are old, you will understand that there is no such thing as an answer in life. 13. Our future is brilliant, because we are young now, and we can still work hard. If we are not crazy, we will be old. 14. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and can't wait on you until you die. Find another one while you are young. Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a person worthy of trust. Zhang Yang: Luo Er, let's discuss each other in the future. I call you brother and you call me dad. 15. six can't: you can't eat when you are hungry, drink when you are thirsty, sleep when you are sleepy, rest when you are tired, check when you are sick, and regret when you are old. 16. Maybe one day we are all old, but I still remember the way you made me move. 17. I have love, in the distance. Time has aged my words, my face and my heart of love. 18. Mother is old, and it's hard to walk. She holds the wall and walks slowly, but she can't step out of footsteps. 19. When we are old and gray, I will still love you with my heart, because I love you late and only love you for the rest of my life. 2. Learn to use a strong heart to let the past pass and the future come. The real end of life is the end of hope. The pride of an eagle is its wings, and the meaning of life is its constant pursuit. Don't wait until you miss it, and don't wait until you are old to miss it. Time goes by without looking back, seize every moment, and strive to fly no matter how hard and tired you are. 21. Youth is used for wasting, dreaming and working hard. You should use this time to do what you want to do and become what you want to be, even if it is difficult, even if it will fail. Because no matter what, I don't want regret, because I don't want to look back when I am old, and there is no youth that can make my mouth rise. I am more afraid of regret than failure. 22. I will always love basketball. Even if I am old and can't play basketball in the future, my love for basketball is still stubborn! 23. When we were young, we struggled together to earn money to support our families. When you get old, let's go to see the prosperity of the world together. No matter when, the most important thing is that we are always together. 24. Make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't refuse to answer each other's calls; Make an appointment to take good care of yourself even if you quarrel; Make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't break up easily; Make an appointment, you can't hurt yourself even if you quarrel; Make an appointment, even if you quarrel, you can't miss it; Make an appointment and tell yourself when quarreling: mistakes are short-lived, but missing them is always a regret. 25. Too many sad things have happened, and I think there will be something I can't do? Before? When watching. Please don't be brave at this time, Xiang? Beside? Take a look, everyone is by your side, let's move forward step by step. 26. Alas, years are like flying knives, and knives make people old; Happily, the happy weekend has come again in an instant; The beauty is that the greetings from friends will be reported immediately; The good thing is, sincere blessing, everything will make way! 27. Trains, cars and trams are shocking; Running and walking, step by step comfortable; Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, there is no car every day; Children are adults and old people, and everyone is at ease. World Car-Free Day brings peace to the world and peace to mankind! 28. If when a person is old, he finds that his life is dull and there are no good memories to move him, then his life is doomed to failure. There are too many people in the world who are so mediocre all their lives. If being a bad guy can change this, well, I'll do it. If I do, my life will be doomed to be much more exciting and exciting than ordinary people. 29. Until one day, we are all old, our teeth are white, we hold each other's hands firmly and stumble, and we are still old princes and princesses with beautiful crowns. 3. Looking at Nanfeiyan in late autumn, I think of my hometown and old village. Get together under the big locust tree and be warm and affectionate. The wild goose passed on my friendship and greeted the peasant in my hometown. People are too old and weak to be cold, so add clothes and hats to keep healthy. May the cold dew be good for your health! 31. Loving a person is to see that he is just a child, a good boy or a bad boy, so he hurts him. 32. Most people are lonely because they want someone to care and don't want to be disturbed too much. 33. People only see that time does not spare people; Who knows, children make people older. Crow feeds back, lamb kneels and suckles, dear, don't let mother wait until care closes her heart! Happy Mother's Day to your mother! 34. When I was a child, I couldn't be a man, I couldn't tell lies, I couldn't beat around the bush, I couldn't sense what I was saying, I just acted spontaneously and enjoyed the happiness of being a man; When I grow up, I will be a man, I will be insincere, I will be opportunistic, I will be able to get both ends meet, but the harder I live, the more tired I will be, and I will lose the fun of being a man. 35. Once upon a time, on Children's Day, you said: I don't like people, and I hate it when you are my child. Now it's June 1 ST again, but you say that time makes people old and useless, and today it's June 1 ST again! I also wish you a happy holiday! 36. Don't say that the love vows you made were blown away by the wind and floated to the horizon; Don't say that the ruthless years have aged the face, and the laughter once turned into a yellowed picture. Even if the kite in the sky of love is broken, my concern has never changed! 37. If one day, my mother's cooking becomes salty, my father will always cough. If one day, parents like to eat porridge, cross the road slowly, and no longer love to go out. It means that parents are really old. Spend more time with your parents on Father's Day. 38. We take our baby to amusement parks, parks and walks, and we are one of happiness; You can't abandon me when I am old, you must know our promise. Spitting points are everywhere, as long as it doesn't conform to common sense, it can be spit out across the border. The above is a funny talk about spitting out your old age. I hope you like it.