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Tell me the little story about "self-esteem" in life, please?

the story of Seiji Ozawa. Seiji Ozawa is a world-famous Japanese conductor. In a music conductor competition, when he conducted the performance according to the score given by the jury, he found several discordant places. At first, he thought the band was playing wrong, so he stopped to perform, and the result remained the same. At this time, the composers and judges present solemnly declared that there was no problem with the score. In the face of hundreds of authoritative people, Seiji Ozawa thought for a moment and shouted: "No, it must be the wrong score!" As soon as the voice fell, warm applause rang out from the judging table. It turned out that this was a "trap" carefully designed by the judges. The first two contestants were eliminated because they blindly followed the authority. Seiji Ozawa finally won the championship. His success is not only a success in artistic attainments, but also a success in self-esteem and self-confidence.

Napoleon, if you laugh at me because you think you are tall, then I'll eliminate the difference at once

(Brother and Shorty)

Bernard Shaw, when someone saw him, said, I saw you correct that there was a famine in your place,

Xiao said, I saw you know the reason for the famine in your place,

(I asked a fat man and Xiao was a thin man) < p In our country, Linzi is full of sweat and shoulders. In our country, the upper class has the use of the upper class and the lower class has the use of the lower class. I am the least useful and was sent here.