My girlfriend said she was unhappy and didn't want to tell jokes.

Pig Bajie came to visit Master with his daughter-in-law on his back. Seeing that his apprentice and his wife were very much in love, Tang Priest was very jealous, so he went to a matchmaking agency for blind date, the aunt of the matchmaking agency. ...

Marriage: Name?

Tang: Tang Priest, Sanzang, or you can call me Tang Xiao, Xuanzang.

Marriage: What's it called?

Don: Tom

Marriage: Age?

Don: Not much.

Marriage: not big? What year were you born?

Tang: Tang Dynasty

Marriage: occupation?

Don: Charity.

Marriage: What is charity?

Don: Just begging.

Marriage: Do you have a house?

Don: No.

Marriage: So where do you live?

Don: In the sky.

Marriage: Is there any transportation?

Don: Yes.

Marriage: What's it like?

Don: White Horse

Marriage: Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

Don: Yes.

Marriage: What do you do?

Don: White, spider spirit, cow. ...

Marriage: You play deeply!

Don: It was all on impulse, and the relationship broke down.

Marriage: Why did you break up?

Don: They all want to eat my meat.

Marriage: Are there any requirements for choosing a spouse?

Don: First of all, I don't like meat.

Marriage: What about nuns?

Don: No, we are from the same root. What's the hurry?

Marriage: How about Guanyin?

Don: No, Guanyin is my immediate superior. I don't want an office romance.

Marriage: What about the Empress Dowager?

Don: No, the backstage is too hard, and I don't like mature women either.

Marriage: What about me?

Don: Well ... I'd better find a nun.

Marriage: Do you have any hobbies and talents?

Don: I can rap.

Marriage: Show it.

Don: Let me call someone. (Pick up the phone, "Wukong, come quickly, Master has something to see you")

Gently, Wukong came with a cloud.

Don: Wukong, let's perform hiphop, I'll rap and you come to hip hop.

Wukong: Here we go again ... (Khan)

Don: Come on, come on.

Be a chess piece, be a chess piece, yeah, yeah, Amy ... Amy entrusted (hooping rap version)

Wukong: Master forgives me, and Master forgives me (rolling on the ground and performing the action of breaking buildings)

Marriage: Sweat! It turned out to be cruelty to animals. I hope to adopt.