I'm joking.

The eunuch eavesdropped on the results of the emperor's sex with the queen.

A new eunuch, afraid that he would not hear the emperor's orders when he fell asleep, and afraid that he would delay the good things of the emperor and the queen, hid under the bed. I found it the next morning. ...

The emperor said, "How long have you been under my bed, you slave?"

The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied, "Go back to the emperor. The slave has spent the fifth watch under the bed."

Emperor: What did you hear?

Eunuch: First, you and the queen are enjoying the painting.

Emperor: What do you mean?

Eunuch: Listen to you and Empress. Let me see your breasts.

Emperor: What about the second watch?

Eunuch: Er Geng, you seem to have fallen to the ground.

Emperor: What do you mean?

Eunuch: Listen to the Empress: Come on up!

Emperor: What about in the dead of night?

Eunuch: You seem to be eating crabs.

Emperor: What do you mean?

Eunuch: whatever you say: break your leg!

Emperor: What about the fourth watch?

Eunuch: It seems that your mother-in-law is here at the fourth watch.

Emperor: What do you mean?

Eunuch: I heard the queen shout: Oh, my God! ! !

Emperor: What about the fifth watch?

Eunuch: You are playing chess with the queen.

Emperor: What do you mean?

Eunuch: One more shot!