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What's with the white national football team?

Recently, Bai pinched the national football team again. When a netizen asked, "In the 2026 World Cup, it is possible to expand to 48 teams. Will the chances of qualifying for the national football team increase greatly?"

Bai directly said, "The national football team should do its own thing and don't care about the number of places. We always do this, expanding the army to four, and the national football team ranks fifth; After expanding to the eighth team, the national football team became the ninth ... "

Although it is a joke, Mr. Bai also hopes that the national football team can work hard, but from another angle, it shows that our national football team does have a big gap with foreign countries. I hope the national football team can work harder, be less old-fashioned, and play football with snacks instead of spending money on girls all day.

The mention of the World Cup may be the eternal pain of China people. At the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea, with the help of the whole world, the national football team finally advanced to the World Cup.

Although the experience was bleak, before the expedition, I won a game, drew a game, and lost to Brazil, ranking second in the group. In the end, even the extravagant hope of scoring a goal did not come true. Looking back now, it's a good thing that Zhao Junzhe didn't score that goal at that time, otherwise someone would have blown it all his life.

Looking back, maybe that national football team was really 1997, second only to the national football team. Look at the current national football team. The national football team in 2002 was really strong.

After the World Cup, for us, we can only watch the ball every time, always helplessly watching other teams play lively. Occasionally, a person who criticizes the national football team will be countered immediately, as if the national football team is always difficult to say. Now the national football team may only be short of the sentence "You can do it, you can do it!"

Bai, a famous mouth of CCTV, is humorous. He loves football, and he always calls a spade a spade, which makes us helpless. For example, in the previous World Cup in Russia, everyone went except the national football team. I wanted to shout for the national football team, but the national football team didn't give us a chance.