Urgently seeking a drama about college life.

There is no story version of The Madhouse Next to Heaven, and many people found it very profound after reading it!

Role:

Wu Suo: Male, about 3 years old. Career uncertainty. (actor A)

gu Ji: male, about thirty years old. Looks like a mental hospital doctor, Mimi's boyfriend. (actor B)

Libai: Male, about thirty years old. Known as a modern poet. (actor C)

Mimi: female, about 25 years old. Career uncertainty, scruples about his girlfriend. (actor D)

Zhou Wentian: Female, about 25 years old. Pure psychopath. (Actor E)

Time: : a.m. to 6: a.m.

Location: Dean's office in an insane asylum

In the darkness, the dean can be seen sitting in the middle of the stage in the dark, and the actor ABCD stands around Zhou Wentian with his back to the audience, forming a trapezoid. With the screams of women during childbirth, a baby cries leisurely. In the crying, the woman gently coaxed the child, and the child's crying gradually stopped.

In the dark space, women's knowing laughter is rippling. The laughter faded away.

A few more bangs were heard from far and near, which made people tremble, and then faded away, leaving only a dead silence.

A flute led to the ancient song "Moonlit Night on a Spring River", and then it quietly disappeared in a noisy pipa sound. Silence becomes the master of space. All of a sudden, a shrill suona with a different peak protruded, tearing the darkness, and playing a cheerful "Hundred Birds at the Phoenix". And the music similar to heavy metal began to grow out of it, which made the whole performance space seem annoyed and uneasy. A little later, the high-pitched opera male voice intervened like nature, and gradually became the lead voice, echoing in the stage space.

the song fades away, and gradually becomes bigger from small. Then it becomes the noise of the city, the screams of cars, the cries of vendors, the ringtones of mobile phones, the sound of computers starting, the buzz of surfing the Internet, the sound of banging on keyboards, and all kinds of voices-the arguments about stocks, the news broadcast on the radio, the cries of children, the reprimands of adults, the sounds of cartoons on TV, the sounds of bargaining in small food markets, the sounds of pop songs ...

The sound of the pendulum is unhurried, calm and mechanical ... The sound of the pendulum makes the stage space more silent, dead silent.

Actor A (back to audience): Here

Actor B (back to audience): Here

Actor C (back to audience): Here

Actor D (back to audience): Here

Actor E (back to audience): Here

actor b (with his back to the audience): this is a madhouse.

actor c (with his back to the audience): this is a madhouse.

Actor D (with his back to the audience): This is a madhouse.

Actor E (with his back to the audience): This is a madhouse.

ABCDE, actor: This is the madhouse.

(Dean stands up slowly, looks around innocently, and sings)

Actor E: (innocently, with a changed voice) Little madman wears flowered clothes, and comes here every night, and asks the madman why she comes. The madman says that spring is the most beautiful here, and you are welcome to come here every night ...

(Actor E turns around and sits behind the building block, and plays "Hair is messy". And the stage became extremely disharmonious. After a while, actor E shouted: 8 minutes, music stopped, actor ABCD modeling) < P > Actor A: I'm actor A!

actor b: I'm actor b!

actor c: I'm actor c!

actor d: I'm actor d!

actor e: I'm actor e!

actor a: I ...

actor b: I'm me!

actor c: I am who I am!

actor d: of course I am me!

actor e: I must be me!

actor b: I ... I know a man named Wu suo, but nobody cares about him.

actor c: I ... I know a man named scruple. He is as timid as a mouse.

actor d: I ... I know a man named Libai, and people call him a poet.

Actor E: I ... I know a person named Mimi. She is very sexy.

actor a: I ... I know a man named Zhou Wentian. He is a bookworm.

actor a: then I'm Wu suo, but why doesn't anyone talk to me? loneliness is like a rusty lock, which locks my heart below the coronary artery.

actor b: then I am afraid. I am too timid. why am I always timid? I always suspect that I am responsible for those monkeys that didn't evolve into human beings ...

Actor C: If I were Libai, they would call me a poet, but why do they have to call me a poet? I don't want to be attacked by the world, so I just tell the truth and persuade people to be good. Do you know the heavy responsibility I shoulder? If the earth is made of neutrons, it can only be regarded as the weight of the third behind my collarbone.

Actor D: They call me Mimi. I was thinking about a question when I was born. Why am I so sexy? They call me Mimi because I have a variety of styles. I was walking in the street that day when two cars collided. Do you know why? Because I winked at the red light, but all the lights in the southeast and northwest turned green.

Actor E: My name is Zhou Wentian, Zhou Pipi's Zhou, Liu Wencai's Wen, and Nanbatian's Tian. I scrimped and saved at home for my study. I took the exam eight times, and I failed in the first seven times. On the eighth time, I got the first place in the province, but I was topped by a princeling who was 8 points lower than me. Eighty points!

the bell rang at twelve o'clock. The exaggerated pendulum sounds weaker and stronger.

Actor A: It's twelve o'clock ...

Actor B: It's twelve o'clock ...

Actor E: It's twelve o'clock ... (starts music)

Actor D: It's twelve o'clock ... The next one should be thirteen o'clock, so let's start with me.

the light is dark.

(Mimi sings "Woman Flower" with a variety of amorous feelings. After stopping, Mimi seems a little bored at this time. He sits on the platform in the center of the stage sexily. She puts her arms around her chest and holds a cigarette gracefully in one hand. Under the pale light, she takes a puff at the cigarette and vomits several smoke rings. Then, she lifts her feet gracefully and plays with the black high heels hanging on her toes several times. At this time, she seemed to find someone coming, so she hurriedly and uselessly cut her hair with her fingertips, and then gently pressed it with her palm. )

(When the music started, Carmen walked onto the stage, dancing while singing, and turned around to see Mimi, looking at each other, and suddenly stopped singing, and the music continued. Wu Suo looked at Mimi stupefied, and the music faded, and Mimi looked bored at Wu Suo, spitting smoke circles at Wu Suo, and Wu Suo walked towards Mimi)

Wu Suo: I was so flustered that I wanted to talk to someone. (sticks his head in front of Mimi) Look, look, am I kind enough?

Mimi: They … they say you are a murderer.

Wu suo: My mother committed suicide.

Mimi: they say you are crazy.

Wu suo: because they can't find evidence.

Mimi: They said you destroyed the evidence, so they won't talk to you.

Wu suo: then they are murderers, you know? I am rich, and my uncle gave all his money to me and his cat, although we have never met. Just like them, they don't know each other. You see, the people in this street don't know each other, but have you noticed that their goals are the same? I cann't believe you didn't notice That's money. You see, in this street, this confused crowd is surging in a lost torrent, and everyone is blushing and panting! A few women in the alley dress up like monkeys, selling their souls that have been supported for decades cheaply in their hands, and their fat buttocks shaking from time to time are like tropical fish swimming listlessly. (Take out money) Here, this is twenty dollars, which is the money for you to talk with me today.

Mimi: (takes the money and looks contemptuously) That's it?

Wu suo: money is a thing apart from me. What matters is the friendship between you and me.

Mimi: forget it! Pretend like a virgin, friendship, how much is one or two?

Wu suo: how about adding another hundred?

Mimi: one hundred? You can say it, too. Dare you say that you didn't think about me in your dirty and wet bed last night?

Wu suo: 15?

Mimi: My boyfriend ...

Wu Suo: That 18, including your boyfriend, can't be added. (pause) Just talking, not doing anything else.

Mimi: talk! Then why don't you tell others? Talk, who will talk to you, it's too late to hide! (wronged) I'm stupid to the end, a virgin, but I often make jokes on such a dishonest man as you ... < P > Wu Suo: Forget it, look at your face, just like fried dough sticks after a night. (Mimi starts to ignore him, a little anxious) What's the matter?

Mimi: Forget it. If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would have raised your dead pig-like shout to 13 decibels tonight. Do you know the feeling of 13 decibels?

Wu suo: I don't know.

Mimi: It means that the jet plane starts less than five meters away from you. (Excited) You will sweat, twitch all over, and your conjunctiva will be congested, and you will go into a state of complete deafness. Would you like to try? (Wu Suo shakes his head) It must be a useless waste.

Wu suo: can you blame me? Cigarettes kill sperm, coke makes people infertile, velvet antler is precious, tiger penis is hard to find, and even sparrows with aphrodisiac have faded. Gee, this medicine has developed for thousands of years, and now a masturbation device is selling well. God, can't you save a man!

Mimi: Hey, God is a man, too. Now I think of God, and I deserve it!

Wu suo: I have a dream tonight. Will you come?

(Wu decided to go to Dance of Personality, and Mimi changed her character and greeted her)

Mimi: Honey, you're here.

gu Ji: (carefully) are there any policemen? (He looks at Wu Suo carefully)

Mimi: No, dear.

gu Ji: (sadly) an extremely terrible thing happened today. Noon, noon ...

Mimi: (coaxed) Don't worry, speak slowly.

gu Ji: at noon, I went to the canteen to cook rice, because I was late, and I came last, but somehow, when someone crowded behind me, my feet slipped and I slipped to the front. When I finally got a foothold, that quick-eyed aunt had already cooked my food. You know, she never asks me what I eat. Since my first day at work, she has given me potatoes and stewed cabbage, and it has never changed since. She gives me potatoes and stewed cabbage every day, all year round, and never changes the pattern. One day, when I am late and the food is not enough, she will definitely save it for me. In order to buy cabbage, she has to climb more than ten miles of mountain roads almost every morning and go to a farmhouse in Frankfurt to buy it.

Mimi: No wonder, the doctor said that the main reason why your mother got Alzheimer's disease at a young age was that she couldn't figure out why you stopped eating potatoes and cabbage! How dare you! Then you can't ask her to change another dish for you?

gu Ji: you know, she was originally a patient in our hospital, but she was cured before staying in the hospital to work. She has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Mimi: no wonder. There's nothing to be afraid of. Didn't you get through it for several years? You see, slipping is the first place. Isn't this a big help to you?

gu Ji: but ... but when I turned around, I found that the last person in the line was staring at me. Everyone else laughed, but he didn't smile. He stared at me and didn't smile.

gu Ji: but ... but when I turned around, I found that the last person in the line was staring at me. Everyone else laughed, but he didn't smile. He stared at me and didn't smile.

Mimi: What does it matter? What happened afterwards?

gu Ji: my god! That's terrible! Mimi, my blood pressure is elevated, my pulse is accelerated, my endocrine disorder, leukopenia, and I am in the early stage of schizophrenia. I made an investigation. His name is Yang Ren, a lawyer hired by our college from America. His uncle is the daughter of our second aunt's cousin! (Desperately) Now I'm finished. You know I'm sorry, but I'm still finished.

(Mimi stays, Li Bai goes up, Li Bai's "Dance of Character", and he is afraid to meet)

Gu Ji: Our dean? Zhou Wentian? She will come at once.

Libai: What's its shape?

gu Ji: you will know when you see it!

Libai: Who's your surname?

gu Ji: he will tell you as soon as we meet.

Libai: Does he bite?

gu Ji: who said that?

Libai: People often say that crazy people love to bite.

gu Ji: people? ..... They are crazy?

(Libai stays, Zhou Wentian, Zhou Wentian's Dance of Character)

Libai: where willows harmonize the wind, and green hills lighten the cares of the world! : (for a long time, finally) it's … it's … it's … it's also! (he's a little incoherent)

Zhou Wentian: (suddenly burst into a loud voice) No, no, no, it's me. Lenin once said in 1918 that there will be milk, bread and everything. Come on, you, yes, you are my right-hand man.

Li Bai: I'm honored.

Zhou Wentian: Do you know? Marx is a Jew, Einstein is a Jew, and Freud is a Jew, but they are all Germans. Do you know why?

Li Bai: Confucius said: knowing is knowing, but not knowing is not enough. It is knowing, and I don't know it.

Zhou Wentian: Zhou Wentian: Because their parents are German. Hitler is German, and Hitler's parents must be German. Is this correct? No, the proposition is not true, so, then why is Marx German? Why? (She walked back and forth impatiently, suddenly realizing something) Oh, yes, the First World War broke out in 1914, and the Second Middle East War broke out in 1956. (Annoyingly) I don't know, I don't know, that year's gross national product increased by 13.37% over the previous year. Oh, yes, yes, I got it right, 92 points, yes, I did. (suddenly yelling at Libai) Do you know why Marx is German now?

Libai: No, I don't know!

Zhou Wentian: I don't know, why?

Li Bai: People are not born knowing, so who can be without doubt! I ......

Zhou Wentian: (proudly) Ha, I knew you didn't know, you were afraid, do you know what you were afraid of? Because now, I am the superior, your leader and the master of the world. Because of this, people should obey me and I can do whatever I want. (Zhou Wentian ran down madly)

(Libai was frightened by the scene just now, and after a pause, she walked to the center of the stage)

Libai: flat and even, even and flat.