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“When you raise your head to sing, you are as holy as a Buddha; when you lower your head, you are like a devil to joke about.” What dirty jokes did Fei Yuqing say?
As a veteran in the music industry, Fei Yuqing has sung many popular works. But off the stage, he knows a lot of embarrassing jokes, some with English letters, some with nicknames, some with fruits, some with outspoken words, and some with human body parts as a joke. Thinking about these jokes will make you blush.
When Fei Yuqing was interviewed earlier, he said this: In a school, the English teacher will teach students the English alphabet, and when the teacher teaches the students to recite, he says It's ?ABCDEFG?. But there was a child under the podium who just refused to read. When the teacher asked him why, the student said: My mother said the letter B is a bad word. ?At this time, the teacher said: ?The meanings of the two letters B are different. The letter B taught by the teacher is used by foreigners to speak. ?This paragraph is indeed very shameful if you think about it carefully.
Another time Fei Yuqing was talking to a man named Cai Tou. When Fei Yuqing asked him why he chose this name, the man named Cai Tou said seriously. :?This is because my father’s last name is Cai. ?Then what Fei Yuqing said shocked everyone. He said: ?That's okay. Fortunately, your father's surname is not Gui, otherwise your name wouldn't be the same. ? Only Fei Yuqing could come up with this shameful idea of ??using surnames and names to form idioms. He is worthy of being the "grandmaster" of the joke world.
Fei Yuqing also told a story about a man who proposed to a woman, but the woman said that her breasts were very small and the man would definitely dislike her after getting married. But the man said: No matter how small you are, how can you be so small? ?The woman also answered him shyly: ?It's almost as big as an orange. ?When the man heard this, he felt that it was within his tolerance, so he married the woman.
But on the wedding night, the man ran out of the house screaming loudly, saying: "Are kumquats considered oranges?" ?In reality, kumquats are indeed small and pitiful.
These jokes are the essence of Fei Yuqing. It is true that everyone regards him as the "ancestor".
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