Colleagues say I'm stupid, because I don't talk at work and don't like chatting. Every time they talk to me, I just don't want to talk to them and get used to it.

A clever wife always plays different roles in front of her lover. When a lover is unhappy, she can comfort him like a big sister until there is a smile on his mouth; When a lover is sick, hold him in his arms like a mother, pat him on the shoulder and cook a good soup for him to keep him warm; However, when she has any grievances, she will cry in front of her lover like a child to win his care and comfort.

1, the husband is for love, not for anger. To love your husband is to love yourself.

When my husband wants to eat apples, he will wash them immediately. Experience has proved that the result of pushing is not only harmful, but also consumes time and energy to clean the apple.

Be clear about what you want to eat when ordering. If no one likes to eat or only one person likes to eat after ordering, then make a big fuss.

Never say goodbye or divorce when quarreling, lest you can't get off the stage in the future. If I am wrong, after the quarrel, I will pretend to be cute, pathetic, elf mouse, crayon Shinchan and cherry meatballs. In a word, I will stick to him stubbornly. It works every time! If I am right and he is wrong, I will put on a stepmother's face and give him some opportunities to speak. GG will apologize to me sincerely, so sincerely that I can't hold my face.

Try not to use food (especially fruit, which is very heavy) as a gift, so as not to forget it after eating.

6. Try to be less angry and cry more when quarreling. When my wife was my girlfriend, I was at a loss when she cried. I am most afraid of women crying, so every time she cries, I immediately hug and kiss, and pretend to be a monkey and learn from a puppy. As a result, she still wants to pinch me and bite me, saying that I deserve to mind my own business. Oh, that's ridiculous.

7. Be sure to remember your husband's birthdays (solar calendar and lunar calendar), and be the first to say happy birthday to your husband.

8. Get into the habit of laughing when you see your husband (imagine walking with you, because his bulging belly makes people can't tell who is pregnant). Especially when you come home from work and open the door.

9. When you need your husband to accompany you and your husband can't, imagine that you are the wife of a national defender and tell him: You are busy, I can.

10, pay attention to women's characteristics when soft grinding hard foam.

1 1. When he is half asleep and half awake, kiss him and tuck him in.

12. Pretend to admire him when he praises himself and show hope for a happy life in the future. In fact, more men love to show off their benefits to women. Just listen. Because he just wants you to "worship" him, remember to give him a positive look forever.

13. When you watch TV or DVD and see that the married life in the story is miserable, think about when your husband is kind to you, call him when he is not around, and cry on him for a while when he is around and say, shall we not be like that?

14, after her husband pursued you, she showed great excitement and said, "Husband, you are the best to me!" As an encouragement.

15, occasionally tell my husband in a casual tone, for example, a male colleague just came to invite you to drink coffee, but you refused because you wanted to give you a T-shirt.

16, since you chose to spend your life with him, don't fantasize about changing him, only you can change yourself. Education is useless, but influence is feasible. If it still doesn't work, get ready to retreat before falling out with him. Women like men, 80% is right, but women will never be satisfied with men, 100% is true. Women always want to transform men according to their own wishes and imagination, especially boyfriends (even when they become husbands). After all, other men have nothing to do with me, and it's not as convenient as boyfriend's transformation. Just consider him an experiment.

17. Use his money to exercise clothes and cosmetics. In his eyes, at least you are better off than every age. And this is easy to do as long as you are willing to modify it. Men are willing to pay for the beauty of their wives. In fact, a really good man is often willing to spend money on his beloved woman, because it is a kind of enjoyment for him. In his eyes, when a woman spends his money, she looks the cutest, just like a blooming flower, especially delicate and charming. Men feel satisfied, proud, valuable and meaningful for making money.

18, find something good for yourself when you are bored, and it doesn't matter if you spend more money. Remember not to choose to chat with men. Once an affair breaks out, the best result is that you often fall into a dilemma of going out and not going out.

19, the shortcomings of the husband should be divided into two. There are no absolute shortcomings and advantages in the world. If he is lazy, then he will have more rest time; If he has no money, then he is less likely to cheat; If he is ugly, the possibility of a third party will be less; If he is not motivated, he will focus all his attention on you. Don't think that there really will be a man who never wears like a radar watch. It's not that I'm not satisfied, but that I'm really not satisfied. But this is not to completely deny the existence of a "new good man". Men always have some shortcomings. Finding a lovely person with shortcomings is the best choice, and finding someone who dares to show you your shortcomings.

20. When a man is working, studying and thinking, don't try to turn his attention to you. Because they are tired of running around for their common home, the only thing they can do at this time is to give him a quiet space. You can add water to his quick drink cup or cook a pot of pig's trotters and tremella soup. He will feel particularly warm after finishing his work and drinking a bowl of wine with sporadic lights outside the window.

Ten principles of how to be a good wife!

One: absolutely gentle.

It is said that heroes are sad about beauty, but the world is full of people, and it is impossible for God to make every woman have the beauty of sinking fish and falling geese, so if it is not beautiful, it is necessary to be gentle first. As an excellent wife, gentleness is of course the most important thing.

When he came back from work, the gate had not yet entered. You have to take his bag and put his slippers in front of him, then make him a cup of tea and peel an apple (preferably sliced). If he is in a good mood and wants to talk to you for a while, don't say, "hey, honey, I want to wash clothes and cook." I'll talk to you later. " You should sit down quickly, communicate with him in a soft voice, listen to his "heroic deeds" and express your admiration at the same time; If he is in a bad mood and is furious with you, don't say, "hey, what are you yelling at?" What can you do at home? " ? Dare to make public outside! "If you want to be a good wife, the most important thing at this time is to sit down with him and say piteously," Honey, don't be angry. Look who pissed off all our good-natured husbands. There must be something wrong with this man! "I'm sure he won't be angry again.

Who said that heroes are sad about beauty? In fact, women's gentle men are the most afraid and favorite. He is tired, you hit him; He hurts, you rub it for him; He is hot, you slap him; He is thirsty, you give him a glass of water; He smiled, and you were happy; He is crying. You have to hold him in your arms like a child. In short, a gentle woman should think of her husband, regard his joys and sorrows as her own, and then put her own aside for the time being! Imagine if you are really soft to the bone, then your husband won't stay with you, and you can't get rid of it if you want to!

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Two: Pay absolute attention to your image.

God didn't give you a beautiful face and a devil's figure, but he never let you spoil yourself at will. I often see some married women who don't pay attention to clothes. I don't even wear a bra to work. Asked by a curious person, she looked surprised: "I am married, and I don't want to find a husband anymore." Why are you dressing it up? Moreover, it is too convenient to go home and feed your child! " There are not a few such women, thinking that once they get married, they don't need to paint makeup for anyone. Actually, it is still needed, and it is very necessary.

Which husband likes to beat his wife with a set of pajamas? It is often seen that some women even wear pajamas when shopping, which is really unacceptable! Didn't you say that? Women are born to dress up their own world, but they are also dressing up men's world. How can you fool this top priority just because you are married? A good wife should know how to wear light makeup and heavy makeup, and what clothes to wear on any occasion. It doesn't matter if she is not beautiful, but she must be dignified and decent! Don't wear a pair of sneakers under a lady's skirt, a pair of high heels under sweatpants, and don't wear stockings. Pay attention to the "scenery" under the armpit under the halter top. If you often spoil your husband's fun, tear down his desk and brush his face, you will forget the reputation of this good wife, and even marriage will turn red at you.

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Three: absolutely raise your husband's stomach.

I don't know who came up with it: to manage your husband, you must first manage his stomach. There are far more "big sisters" than "big uncles" on the market now. But let's not say whether this statement is truth or philosophy. In short, it is right to follow it. A good wife must not say, "Husband, cook quickly, I'm starving!" " "In fact, many men are thinking: Why should I marry a wife? Why didn't you cook and wash clothes for me? Just afraid to say it. Therefore, don't let your husband whisper in his heart for a few meals. It's not worth it. You must study cookbooks carefully and remember "300 cooking skills". You have to figure out what soup, what ingredients, how to match what dishes, how much monosodium glutamate and how much salt to add, and practice until your cooking is perfect, so your husband will naturally not sneak into the restaurant and let you eat alone at home every day!

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Four: Never compare your husband with other people's husbands.

Men hate it when their wives take them out to get a K. When they are in K, they don't forget to compare their husbands with themselves. The last thing I can do is to let my wife say, "Look at you, what virtue! I know that if someone has a husband of tens of thousands a year, you are the most incompetent! " If her husband can earn tens of thousands of dollars, she will say, "Alas! All you know is Qian Qian's money. Her husband always takes her to play and take a walk. Have you been with me? " If it happens that her husband has been with her, she will say, "Oh, please help me with some housework. I'm exhausted. You just want to sit on the sofa and watch TV. Her husband is a model, unlike you! " It seems that all men in the world are good, and this one around you is the worst. A good wife would never do that. She won't compare her husband with others. Even if there is, she will say, "whose husband is capable, but who is as considerate as you, or you are the best, dear!" " Such a comparison makes my husband feel comfortable!

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Five: Never be too smart in front of your husband. Sometimes he'd rather you were stupid.

When a man feels that the woman around him is inferior to himself everywhere, he will have a great sense of accomplishment and feel that this woman is being conquered by his omniscience. Everyone knows that men like to conquer women. So, when he says there are only two kinds of people in the world, you must never say three. When he says that the capital of Britain is new york, you must never say that it is London. You will say with great admiration, "Oh, you know so much, it's ... I don't know!" " The computer system is broken. If you ask him to fix it, even if he can't, you don't need to fix it. You should give him more things that you can easily do and say, "Honey, you are really nice. Why can't I?" A really smart wife knows how to make herself a little stupid. Making her husband smart is your smartest trick!

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: absolutely let your husband dress appropriately and learn to trim the hem of trousers and nail buttons.

If my husband doesn't dress properly to go out, someone will definitely say, "Hey, this guy is miserable, he has a lazy wife at home!" " "However, if the wife doesn't dress properly to go out, someone will definitely say," Hey, this person is really lazy. Whoever marries her will be miserable! " "No way. This world is so unfair! Therefore, before your husband goes out, he must first match his clothes, what shirt with what tie, what pants with what coat. You must also iron his clothes one by one, make sure they are sharp and angular, and wash his white shirt as clean as ever. Don't let the dirt on his collar spoil his elegant manners. Don't forget to check whether his trousers are off the thread and whether the buttons will fall off from time to time. You must do everything before he puts it on. If you can't learn all these things, then learn quickly, there is no way, it's not that easy to be a good wife!

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Seven: Never growl at the lion, and uphold the mantle of "tigress"

A man's worst wife is a bitch. A good wife should pay special attention to this and never become a "tigress" carelessly. Husband is slow, you have to say, "What's wrong today? Are you in poor health? " ? It used to be fast! "Don't shout" You are useless, you are dragging something "; Husband sits still, you have to say, "Are you tired? Have a good rest! "Never shout," You lazy pig, am I your servant or slave? Still not getting up for work? "More can't easily to her husband, a good man don't fight with a woman, how can a good woman fight with a man? Therefore, a good wife is absolutely not allowed to live in the roar of lions. Well, it's better to be a man. Lions and tigers are not allowed. Otherwise, the marriage is in jeopardy. Think about it. Who wants to live with such a terrible animal, doesn't he?

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Ten principles of how to be a "good wife"!

Eight: Never "live Lei Feng" or "skin your husband's parents" to your parents.

A good wife should know that in her husband's mind, her husband's parents are no less than herself. So be kind to his parents, that is, your in-laws. Don't always think about mom and dad. What's delicious at home? It's obviously right to bring some to you. People, not raised by their parents! The point is, did you give these to your husband's parents, too? Even if your parents don't say anything, you can think about it anytime and anywhere, put yourself in their shoes with a kind of "Lei Feng" thought, and face your in-laws, you think their hearts are too fierce; Eat a little and blame them for being too greedy; If you use a little, roll your eyes and say, "Aren't you going by yourself?" Old and immortal! "If you are such a person, then you are far from being a good wife. It is said that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are difficult to get along with. Even if there are some contradictions between the two, you should keep in mind that they raised the man you love most. Just for this reason, you should treat them like your own parents. You should also be extremely grateful and say, "Dad, Mom, you have worked hard. It's time for us to raise you! "And if you really do this, you are a perfect wife, a super quasi-quasi-wife!

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Nine: I definitely have a job of my own.

A woman should be a big tree, and her husband is the big tree around you. If you don't have a job of your own, you will become a vine, tightly wrapped around him and attached to him to grow. Of course, he will like your attachment to him and your lingering, but over time, he will blame you for sucking his nutrients and dragging his back, and he will be eager to let you leave and let him grow freely. Therefore, a good wife must know this. If you don't want your husband to get tired of you, you have to have a job of your own. You must live together and rely on each other. This kind of marriage will last.

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Never have an affair.

These days, even if you don't go out of the wall, people lying on the wall waiting for an apricot are everywhere. A good wife must be able to withstand such temptation. What a man can't stand most is that his wife gives him a green hat. So this is the most important of the ten principles that must be adhered to. No matter how beautiful and charming the scenery outside the wall is, you should kiss the grass in the yard. They are not beautiful, but aren't they more beautiful against your background? Besides, apricot pickers only need to pick a few, smell a few, play a few times and throw them away! Have you ever seen anyone picking wild flowers at home? Even if it is raised, it will be thrown away in a few days. When the time comes, he will send you to the rotten stone road, and it will be too late for you to regret it. Therefore, a good wife should guard your grass, your yard and have a look around. You can avoid it when you get out of the wall!

Dear ladies: Ten principles. If you do all of them, you will be a perfect wife for a man! If you haven't done it yet, don't worry, keep working hard and move towards the goal of being a good wife!

Detailed enough! Hmm. How interesting