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Why can't God forgive the murderer?
That stormy night, Nini and her mother finished dinner and sat in the living room watching TV.
The villa they live in is far from the city, in the suburbs. There are no other families around, so few people bother them.
It was getting dark and there was a quick knock at the door outside. Dany's mother walked to the door strangely and asked, "Who are you?" what can I do for you? "
The man didn't answer, but kept knocking at the door and roared, "Open the door quickly, or I'll shoot." While he was talking, the man shot at the door lock with a pistol.
The lady's face changed greatly. She hurried back to the hall, hid Dany behind the floor curtain and whispered, "No matter what happens, don't make any noise, let alone come out."
Dany stared at a pair of frightened eyes, not knowing what would happen. She just pressed in the corner according to her mother's instructions.
After a while, the man rushed into the hall. He was hideous, terrified and laughing wildly. "It was your husband who hurt me. I'm going to kill you and make him suffer for life ... Ha ha ha ... "
The man grabbed his wife's hair, knocked her to the ground and shot her dead.
Six-year-old Dany hid behind the curtain and witnessed all this. She bit her finger and held back her sobs and tears. She saw the cruel face of the man who killed her mother.
Dany didn't dare to burst into tears until her mother's murderer left. She dialed the telephone of the police station.
The police quickly arrived and dealt with the scene. When the forensic doctor dissected the body, she found that she was pregnant with twins. In this way, the murderer is equivalent to killing three people.
Poor Dany is the only witness to this tragedy.
After careful investigation, the local police station believed that this appalling crime was committed by a criminal named Jeff Goffer.
The police arrested Jeff and called Danny to identify him.
"Is he, is he, is he killed my mother!
Danny holds a small fist and pounces on Jeff.
Jeff's lawyer picked up Danny and put her aside for the police to watch her. The lawyer pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Joke, it's incredible to find a child who was scared to death to testify!" "
Detective Cheron, who is in charge of this case, listened to the lawyer and fell silent. The police couldn't find any evidence except Danny, and the prisoner denied it. What can we do?
In the evening, Cheren lies in bed. As soon as he closed his eyes, he seemed to see the tragic scene and Dany's frightened eyes.
Cheren suddenly sat up, threw the book on the floor in front of his desk and said angrily, "Jeff, I can't believe I can't do anything about you!" " "
Under the light, Cheren opened Jeff's file again, which read: Jeff Goffer, primary school culture, devout Christian. ...
Qilong pondered this sentence over and over again. "Christians ... Christians ... God ..." Cheron patted his thigh and shouted, "There is a way!"
Cheron found many photos of her life from the photo album of the consul's wife. Cheron used the latest technology such as computers to copy these photos into movies. Then project the film on the white wall. It looks as if the consul's wife is lifelike. Through observation, Cheron knew that Jeff prayed to God before going to bed every day. Cheron secretly decided to make good use of Jeff's piety.
Cheren asked Jeff to change his cell. He secretly drilled two holes in advance. One is to put a small movie projector and install a muffler. A tape recorder was installed in another hole, and everything was ready. Cheren started the operation.
The church bells in the street rang and the cell lights went out. Jeff knelt on the ground as usual, muttering something, and drew a big cross on his chest.
Cheren secretly sneer at a way. "Hum, this hypocrite, wait a minute, I'll let you show your true colors."
After praying, Jeff climbed into bed, closed his eyes and got ready for bed. The blue moonlight shone on Jeff's face from the high window.
Cheren waved and a policeman released magnesium gas into the cell. This magnesium gas is harmless to human body, but it can make people hallucinate.
In a trance, Jeff heard a shrill voice shouting, "Jeff, you give me my life back ... the baby in my belly."
Jeff sat up in a tingle. He saw himself floating in a white cloud, and the woman he killed stood in front of him.
Jeff pricked up his ears and heard the voice again.
"Jeff, God won't forgive you! Confess to God! "
Jeff knelt on the ground in fear and told all his crimes. The tape recorder recorded Jeff's words, which provided strong evidence for sending him to the electric chair.
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