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"An Unexpected Event" is 500 words.

I found it on Baidu. Let's see if it works.

During the rush hour after work and school, the bus is very crowded. Few people get off, but many people get on. They squeezed into the car so hard that the passengers complained. The front door couldn't fit, so the driver shouted, "swipe your card at the front door and get on at the back door!" " "At the same time, people rushed to the back door with the sound of" Didi "swiping their cards. Suddenly, the driver shouted at the top of his voice, "hey, who's that?" "How come I got on the bus without swiping my card?" However, the man had already slipped into the car with the crowd and did not respond to the driver's cry.

"People who didn't swipe their cards came to swipe their cards!" The driver shouted at the rear of the car again, but there was still no response. The driver threw his gloves away: "If you don't swipe your card, I won't drive this car!" " "Say that finish, he lit a cigarette and smoked leisurely.

The passengers in the car were impatient and complained, and the carriage suddenly boiled. "Why don't you drive? I am still rushing home to cook! " "Not just you let them get on the bus through the back door? ! Are you in trouble? " "I have a lot of homework to do. Can you drive faster? " People shouted at the driver first. Several passengers whispered, "that man is really wicked. He didn't give money by car, which made everyone unlucky with him!" " ""come out and swipe your card, it's only sixty cents! "People keep talking to each other.

"Driver, drive faster, I'll pay for it!" A tenor suddenly sounded from behind the car, and the car suddenly became quiet. People look askance, lean forward, stretch their necks and even stand up. The attention of the whole carriage was focused on one place, and even the most enthusiastic aunt just now stared at him. I saw him pushing his way through the crowded crowd to the card checking machine, and everyone was waiting for a crisp "drip" to solve the trouble. He extended the IC card to the card inspection area-"Please recharge it." There was laughter in the carriage, and people seemed to see the most interesting jokes. He retracted his hand awkwardly and fumbled in his pocket, hoping to find a coin to get out of trouble, but it backfired. He had to walk slowly back to the rear of the car in people's strange eyes.

At this time, the car was once again in chaos. Some people listen to music comfortably, some read newspapers, some gossip, and some watch the scenery crazily. The driver threw up a smoke turn leisurely, but didn't start the car, as if determined to severely punish the fare evaders.

After a while, a middle-aged man with small eyes shouldered the responsibility of "tenor" and said, "I'll pay for that bastard!" With that, he picked up the shiny coins and walked leisurely to the coin box. "Hey? This uncle is the uncle who got on the bus behind us without paying! " A voice full of childishness sounded.

The face of "small eyes" suddenly turned into a tomato and his head was deeply buried. With a bang, the coin finally fell firmly into the coin box. ...

Comment: Like a conch, I can hear the roar of the sea. From Li Shanshan's composition, I saw ordinary people and real human nature. "Tenor", "Little Eyes", drivers and passengers all got the stage of performance in a short space. Things are full of twists and turns, all by usual observation and accumulation.