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The bottom line of "Kill him without killing you"
I'd rather bend than bend, and I won't sell myself,
I hide a knife in my smile, and I won't kill you if I kill him.
of course, four people should have a taste.
Chang Baohua: Not very neat.
Cui qi: ping ping is wrong.
Cui jinquan: unique.
Li Jiacun: It's all true.
Cui Qi asked, "Whose handwriting is this?" Liang Tian replied, "My brother wrote it." Jia Cun said, "Liang Zuo! How does he write' selling oneself but not performing arts'? It should be' selling art and not selling yourself'! "
Liang Tian said, "My brother said that he would rather sell himself than perform arts, which means that art is priceless. This is a metaphor; Besides, like you, no one wants to sell themselves! " Jia Cun picked up the fault: "Your bottom line is not good either. You have spoken your mind. Who did the customers come here to let you kill?" Liang Tian explained, "You always take it seriously! This is a ridiculous remark, but it also caters to people's rebellious psychology: those who say that they kill people don't necessarily kill people, and those who say that they don't kill people don't necessarily kill people. This couplet has been posted for half a year. You see (he points to the customers in the hall), don't these people come as usual? "
Cui Jinquan said, "This couplet is really different, except that it lacks a horizontal comment." Cui Qi: "I think it can be written as' those who wish to take the bait'."
Jia Cun shook his head and said, "Come on, Mr. Cui, do you also play this' rebellious mentality'? According to you, the dishes here are all hooked, and big fish and small fish are caught together! Do you still let people eat or not? " Then he shook his head again. At this time, Chang Baohua patted Li Jiacun's bald head with his hand: "There is a horizontal batch-'Eat it!'" "Ha ha ....." This sentence amused all the guests who ate around!
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