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Help me think of some brain teasers or jokes about cats.
1. A black cat and a white cat fell into the water, only the black cat came out. Why?
They fell into the ink. )
2. What happens if the mouse proposes to the cat?
(Cat agrees: meow (meow))
The mouse is the cat's guard-it's not fatal to ask for money.
4. Why do cats eat fish?
(Because fish can't be used for drinking)
There is a dead mouse next to a hungry cat. Why doesn't it eat it?
A blind cat meets a dead mouse. Cats can't see mice.
6. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?
Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes? )
7. The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" -type a dish, two words. Potato chips (mouse trick)
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