Funny copywriting short sentences

Funny copywriting short sentences (selected 42 sentences) 1. Don't be lonely and miserable because of failure in life. Look at the friends around you. Isn't it because they are all the same? The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm. Dear, I tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot. 4. Do you think that now is the low point of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall! 5. Now, men, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair. 6. The so-called review is to confirm what you can't do and what you really can't do. 7. When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and having an interesting soul are two different things. 8. I saw more than one million cars today, but I didn't buy them, saving more than one million! 9. Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart and empty the bill, indicating that the payment is successful. 10. Seriously warn my mother again that we young people are just living in vain, please don't lie about our age to friends and relatives. 1 1. I don't know if I am blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know! 12. I'm not around, so you should take care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable. Stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street. 13. After catching up with her, I feel that I finally cheated her, but when I get along with her, I always feel that I am on a thief boat. 14. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. 15. Poverty doesn't matter. You will get used to it one day as long as you keep working hard. 16. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can't help but walk into a street full of barbecue desserts, which will grow several pounds. 17. You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself. 18. The company had to fill out a questionnaire, and there was a kind of ID card, so I filled it out without thinking? Rectangular? The leader saw it and asked me to change it. I thought about it carefully and changed it? Rectangular? . 19. I'm over marriageable age, but you don't have to urge me to get married, do you? I lived to an average life expectancy. Why didn't anyone urge me to die? 20. This year's single life is finally over, and next year's single life should be arranged well. 2 1. I don't like people saying that I am handsome and meaningful, and I feel completely seen through! 22. You will always wait for someone who loves you wholeheartedly, your small eyes, your low nose, your imperfect figure, your constant weight, and your inexplicable narcissism. 23. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. I suddenly found that there was not a day suitable for work in the long years. 24. After being single for a long time, a girl brushed my shoulder on the bus, which made me wonder where our children go to school. 25. What should my boyfriend do if he is angry? Most of them are fake. Hit it. 26. I suddenly want to fall in love. Interested parties contact me quickly. After holding hands successfully, I will give her two villas, three sports cars and a 5-carat diamond ring. When I have another bottle, I will buy the earth and give it to her. In class today, the professor said that some people should not be called poor. This word hurts self-esteem. Now it is called. Price-sensitive consumers? . 28. My boss drives a new Lamborghini at work. I sighed with envy: this car is great! ? The boss replied:? Don't worry, as long as you work hard and devote yourself wholeheartedly, I will have another one in less than a year! ? I want to tell you that I love you. If I have to add a deadline, I am willing to give it two minutes. If you don't reply, I'll leave. 30. I got 200 in the college entrance examination, so I confidently applied to Tsinghua, but unexpectedly failed, so others asked me how I did in the college entrance examination, and I could answer: I wanted to take the Tsinghua, but my score was a little poor. I didn't get in! ? 3 1. In high school, I spent enough money, but I didn't sleep enough. I didn't spend enough money in college. I'm working well now, and I don't have enough money to spend or sleep. 32. Big Brother and Sister-in-law are fighting, and both sides have invited many people to watch the battle. Before the fight, my brother said: Don't touch your sister-in-law, others will beat you hard. ? Sister-in-law also spoke. Don't hit my husband, someone else can. ? After that, the two sides fought, and my brother and sister-in-law held their shoulders and watched. 33. The temperature dropped, outdoor -6 degrees, indoor 0 degrees, looked at the refrigerator, 5 degrees, and even wanted to go in and warm up? 34. The Swallow came to the south not far from Wan Li and thought: Is it careless? One day my father was watching TV and I was playing with my mobile phone. My dad suddenly exclaimed: Look! You're on TV! ? I looked back and saw a pig on the agricultural channel. When I feel lonely, I will hold the lucky cat to my chest. She kept pounding on my chest, and it felt as if a girl was coquetry with me. 37. Q: What does the south mean to northerners? A: It's wet and far away. 38. wife:? Look at the quality of this sweater I bought. It has not been deformed for five years! ? Husband:? People are deformed? Husband, pawn. 39. I heard the waiter shout at dinner just now. Whose cassock is here! ? I look back. Is that my scarf? 40.20 18: When you are old, your selfie may be your family photo. 4 1. The saddest thing is to bask in the sun on a sunny day after snow, and then the ice on the roof fell off, hitting my head and sewing three stitches. 42. During the blind date, I briefly introduced myself. Me:? I am not short of money, but I like honest women. What about you? ? She:? I will marry you 13. ?