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What does it feel like to be so fat that your trouser legs burst out?
Black tight-fitting pants are probably a must-have item for every girl, and I am no exception. I like wearing these pants very much. They look super slim.
I remember once I bought it from Taobao, and the customer service suggested that I wear size L. I was still complaining in my heart. Although I have gained weight recently and my legs have become thicker, I will lose weight and decided to buy size M.
The quality of the pants was pretty good after I got them back. When I put them on, they were very tight on my thighs. I inhaled and then jumped up and lifted them up hard. I heard a squeaking sound. A rattling sound. It went in perfectly and fits well.
But I suffered. These pants are indeed very tight. After I take them off at home, the seams of the inner seams of the pants will produce deep marks on the fat of the legs. . This is not serious yet, the more sad things are coming later.
I usually ride the tram when I go out. One day the tram ran out of power, so I rode a bicycle. The black pants I was wearing at the time were so painful. They were really tight. Although they were elastic, when I moved my legs, it felt like there was a layer of stuff tied around them. It was extremely uncomfortable.
While waiting for the traffic light, I put my feet on the ground to support the car, and then I heard a stinging sound. When I looked down, I saw that from the crotch to the right leg, the whole thing was stretched out! His white flesh was looming, and he could even see the color of his underwear!
I was really confused at that time. The sound of the fabric tearing was so loud, and I didn’t know if anyone saw it. Anyway, my face turned red! Moving little by little, he secretly brought his right leg closer to his left leg, and moved them together slightly to cover up the embarrassment.
At this time, the green light came on and everyone moved forward. I didn’t dare to move. I forked the car in a very weird posture and looked around pretending to be waiting for someone. After everyone had passed, I quickly took off my coat and tied it around my waist like an apron.
Turn around and quickly rush home to change clothes! There is nothing more embarrassing than being so fat that your pants burst. I will definitely not go for smaller sizes when buying clothes in the future.
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