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Please help me translate it into English, a cold joke.

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Aunt: "Xiao Ming, I saw a puppy here last time. What's the matter now?"

Xiao Ming: "Hey, do you want to know?"

Aunt: "Ah? What happened? Is it dead? "

Xiao Ming: "No."

Aunt: "Oh, did you send it to your friends?"

"Not here."

"So, I don't understand. How about now, Xiao Ming? "

Xiao Ming: "It has become a big dog."

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