I want to hear an interesting joke. Who can tell me? Stop joking ~

When the wife saw it, she quickly stopped: "Are you crazy? Why did you hit your son! "

The thief screamed angrily: "this son of a bitch, he ~ he actually said he wanted to be a policeman when he grew up!" " "

Hearing this, the wife also slapped her son and scolded, "It's time to fight! Tell you not to study hard! ! "

2. A man set up a stall in front of the bank to sell boiled corn. Business was good, and it didn't take long. He saved a sum of money.

When an acquaintance heard the news, he went to him and wanted to borrow some money from him to do business.

The corn seller said to the borrower, "I'm very sorry, but I signed a contract with this bank when I set up a stall here." We don't compete, which means that banks don't sell boiled corn, and I don't provide loan services. "

3. There was a lazy man who did nothing every day. His friend teased him: "If I gave you 10,000 yuan to buy your eyes, would you do it?"

The lazy man shook his head.

The friend said, "If I gave you 100,000 yuan to buy one of your hands, would you do it?"

The lazy man shook his head again.

The friend continued to ask, "If I offered100000 to buy your feet, would you do it?"

The lazy man stretched himself, yawned and said, "Come on! With you can have one million? "

4. A person went to see a famous expert. He said: I have four children, the elder is An An, the second is Ning Ning, the third is Pingping, and the fourth is Jingjing. Now the home is really peaceful and calm, but it is lifeless all day. Please give them another lively name!

Naming expert: Then the big one is called airplane, the second one is called cannon, the third one is called drum, and the fourth one is called trumpet.