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Tell me about your current relationship with your ex?
01 No matter how many exes you have, always remember that you only had one boyfriend once, and your current one will always be second!
02 The past is the past, don’t always talk about it, is it a disconnection? Still unforgettable? People who listen can only treat you as a joke!
03 Ambiguity is really not suitable for you, girl, remember, you will get older and older, and there will be fewer and fewer opportunities to choose from, so don’t waste it!
04 Cherish the present and don’t always look forward to the past. The past was so good, why are we throwing it away!
1. Yin and Yang are separated!
He was my first boyfriend. In my mother’s words, I fell in love with a mung bean fly at a young age. But I thought I was serious about this relationship, but it turned out that They broke up because their parents felt it was inappropriate!
I have been sad for a long time after the breakup. I don’t know why I am sad. Anyway, I just feel uncomfortable, as if I have lost my soul and I don’t know what to do!
After all, it was first love, try to forget it. Three years later, he married and I fell in love. A phone call brought back memories, "You will always be mine, don't forget?!"
The last news I heard was the news of his death. People are often like this. When they lose, they are sad, but now they are glad that they are not married to you!
Our relationship is a bit complicated. I can only say that I was young and ignorant, and I didn’t put my heart into it. In the end, I have no regrets or regrets. We will meet again in my dreams. I hope you will be fine on the other side. If we are destined, we will not be together in the next life. See you again!
2. Never contact us!
I took the initiative to pursue my second boyfriend. After all, he looked good. I felt like I was in love when I saw him for the first time. As a Taurus, I only believe in love over time, and I always feel like love at first sight. It was unreliable, but it turned out to be a slap in the face. I like him, he is so good-looking!
With a little trick, I got a phone number, got QQ, and started my pursuit. It was very easy. It only took a few days to get to know each other and see each other’s looks. It was simple. I'm in love!
As a result, I met a scumbag. This kind of casual man is definitely more than just your girlfriend. He doesn’t dare to let you see it on QQ. He shuts down his phone at night and has an affair with his friend’s wife. Forget it, never again. Farewell, he is not even suitable as a friend!
This proves a truth, good-looking men are obsessed with it!
3. Still friends!
I forgot which term this was. I can only say that two single friends wanted to try to be a couple, but failed. We are classmates, colleagues, and friends, and we became friends because of alcohol. I have fallen in love, and I always feel like something is wrong when we are together, but I can’t explain it!
Forget it, we broke up peacefully, had a small barbecue, and drank a few bottles of beer. Instead of being a couple, we felt extremely relaxed. This is what it is like between us. We can only be brothers, but we are It’s complicated!
The two of us now have families and children, and occasionally get together. Now my husband knows him, and my parents know him, but our past has been hidden by us, and we treat it as nothing. A dream, nothing ever happens in real life, so good!
Summary: The ex is the past tense. If two people are in love, there is still the possibility of becoming the current one. If one party is dead, then don’t try again. After all, it is the past tense, it is over!
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