Super funny phrases about mood

1. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don’t cover it, we just sleep on it.

2. Teacher, do you dare to speak in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

3. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

4. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself

5. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will become frozen Pear

6. No matter how tired or hard it is, just treat yourself as a 250-year-old; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person

7. Buy a bottle of mineral water, take a sip and curse "Fake!" How fake? It's watered down!

8. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

9. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient

10. Getting married does not necessarily have to be the person you love the most, but it must be the person who is most suitable for you.

11. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

12. Sometimes your anger does not mean you care, but also distrust.

13. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

14. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to that gang grandson's.

15. You have only one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

16. Don’t ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue

17. After we break up, you treat me as a sacrifice and I treat you as a dead person, that’s it< /p>

18. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why am I the one who is injured

19. Do my memories live at the other end of the long street, and my annual rings But he died at this end of the long street.

20. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

21. The left side of the head is filled with flour, and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.

22. It’s not that I don’t know, I just want to see how you act to me.

23. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

24. Before I finish my homework, I’m in trouble. I’m in trouble!

25. Life has always been simple, but we can't help but make it complicated.

26. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain.

27. When you sleep in spring, you won’t wake up until dawn. Don’t harass by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how many truths there are.

28. This is a world where leaving is popular, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

29. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

30. The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways

31. Memories tie up our time, and time tears off our memories.

32. Waking up is one thing, getting up is another

33. Why can’t I understand your heart after watching it for so long? Because...I am short-sighted.

34. Look at the moon in the sky, it’s so round. By the way, you have myopia, so you can see in the water.

35. Look at you, you look like you are joking!

36. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

37. Men are like the food in the canteen. Although it tastes terrible, it’s too late and it’s not there yet!

38. I am unable to wake up from my spring sleep. I yawn and look for you at my door. I cannot sleep at night and cannot wake up during the day.

39. More than 700 million pimples appear in a year, and the number of pimples can circle the earth twice.

40. Even saying you are mean cannot bring out your mean nature. You are too mean to be described as mean

41. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

42. Those memories are burdened with unspeakable pain as time goes by.

43. I want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

44. Wolves roam the world, and meat-eating dogs roam the world: eat shit

45. Don’t use me as a joke just to please others

46 , Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself

47. The pain of the passing youth is worth the sorrow of entangled memories.

48. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

49. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

50. Crying can resolve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.