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Tucao, who invented it, is popular on the forum now.
This word has been misused to such an outrageous extent (as are "migrant workers", "proud women" and "actors") that many people simply don't understand its meaning and equate it with expressing their opinions and feelings. For example, publishing a post, making a long speech, and then calling it spitting, or replying to other people's posts, with sarcasm, referring to mulberry, cynicism, and saying that you are spitting, are typical misuse, which almost violates all the characteristics listed below.
misuse leads to abuse. Many people like to use some network terms or acg terms frequently because they want to show that they are fashionable, but a little knowledge of imitation can only be a gift from the east, and people who know how to do it will only think that you are following the trend. The prevailing basic style has not been alleviated, and a large number of new words have become popular again. What are "cheating", "determination", "pestering me", "this is your sister", "bunker", "unscientific" and "XX is a masterpiece" ... However, there is no innovation, and I really don't know where the sense of accomplishment comes from (by the way, Fuehrer ... Have you made enough noise? Others, when they see a hairpin, they call it Paojie, when they see a nun, they call it a catalogue, when they see a band, they whisper, when they see a mistake, they brush their ministers, when they see a witch, they shout a small circle, and when they see fate, they say, "Stone Gate" ... I don't know that this kind of conditioned mindless association can only explain one thing-the amount of reading is too small.
or spit, a good spit should have the following characteristics:
passivity
the essence of spit is response, that is, reaction to other people's remarks or behaviors. The first speaker in the dialogue is not tucao, let alone a dialogue. For example, the monologue of the male host at the beginning of the second sentence of the Lianggong is similar in tone, but it is only said by one person there, so it can't be regarded as spitting. Another example is that some people post-how I met something today, how I feel, and then say "I'm just spitting", which is not spitting, but if someone below replies "In fact, you are just an idle egg pain", this is spitting. There is a rebuttal post, which copies other people's words and then refutes them one by one, which is in line with this feature of tucao. In addition, the roaring body is actually a very standard spit.
Objectivity
Most spits are directed at the outrageous words and deeds of the people who spit. Without outrageous words and deeds, there is no slot. The words and deeds of those who are spit out are generally abnormal, and the content of their spit out must be fair, objective and uncontroversial. For example, this side said, "Sure enough, it's comfortable to stay at home for a lifetime ~", and Xiao Jing vomited, "Only you will think like that!" This kind of spit reflects universal values. Sosuke said to Chihiro, "Are you delusional about being killed?" Chihiro said angrily, "It's not your turn!" This is also a good spit, because Zongjie thieves shouted to catch thieves ... For a counter example, this side said, "Xiao Jing will make progress if you do more housework." Xiao Jing "I want you to take care of it!" This sentence may seem like spitting, but it's not, because what this side said is completely correct. Xiao Jing's sentence is just a shy and powerless arrogant retort. It can only be said that it is a dialogue between two people, not spitting. Also, even if the object of the topic is the spitter himself, the spitter can't integrate too much personal feelings and express too many personal characteristics. For example, Yin Sang sometimes said some meaningful words, or pornographic jokes. According to the setting, a little girl should not understand Shenle, but she still spoke very quickly. This is the moment when she spoke, the thinking of the role of Shenle changed into the thinking of the ordinary audience. It can also be seen that it doesn't matter who will vomit, as long as the content is from the standpoint of the general public and the way of thinking is from the perspective of ordinary people.
One-way
Spitting doesn't expect the other person's response, and it is usually the end of the dialogue. The sentence pattern is mainly rhetorical, and the tone is mostly mock anger and dumbfounding. Common words such as "You are really ..." "What are you kidding about?" "What is that?" "Do you usually do that?" "What age are you from! ?” ..... Generally, the person who is spit out will not answer this rhetorical question. If it is necessary to answer, it is not spit out.
briefness
Spitting is usually just one sentence, not too long. If Luffy swallowed a large piece of meat, everyone said, "So fast!" , just two syllables, with the picture, Luffy's calm expression, the effect is immediate. If Rory talks a lot, it's not beautiful.
Popularity
The content of tucao should be easy to understand, which is generally something that everyone should know. The effect will not be good if it is a small, ancient pinch, mixed with the special personal experience of the tucao, or a high-end joke that requires a detour in logical understanding. However, these works are often used to counter-spit, such as "Who can understand you?" "I'm afraid this pinch will have to be told to older people ..." "The meaning is unknown!" ......
Entertainment
The purpose of spitting is to point out the strangeness of the other party's words or behaviors. The attitude of the spitter is mostly a kind of teasing or exclamation. Any offensive speech that contains accusations and anger is not spit. Although spit looks like sarcasm, spit is not malicious. In works, tucao is often used to remind and guide the audience, and to sublimate the punchline to the best. The spitter should adhere to the spirit of entertainment first, point out the burden from the perspective of a third party, and have no other meaning.
To sum up, spitting is an artistic, entertaining and technical thing. We should not only get rid of the misunderstanding of abuse and misuse, but also strive for perfection, improve the quality and level of spitting, and strive to be concise but not simple, profound and not harsh. I wish you all study hard, work hard and strive for strength, strive to get a good job as soon as possible, and enjoy wandering in the ocean of bluffing.
In short, spitting is an objective, fair and uncontroversial way to respond to the outrageous words and deeds of the person being spit, so as to achieve the purpose of teasing or feeling entertaining.
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