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Female interviewer: My period is coming. Can you bring me a cup of hot water?
The first person to enter the second interview is a girl who just graduated. She didn't think so abstruse, but simply thought that the interviewed sister had a stomachache during her official holiday, so she said, "I don't think it's useful to drink hot water, because many girls around me have dysmenorrhea when they are in college, and so do I, so I often prepare warm babies or drugs to relieve pain." I can bring it to you next time if you want. " "There seems to be no contradiction in this answer, but the interviewer is not satisfied.
The second is a middle-aged man. He said: "I don't think it's convenient because I have a wife and it's not good for others to misunderstand me." Otherwise, I will let others help you. " The interviewer thinks he is a family man, but he may not be a qualified employee for the company because he doesn't want to help pour a glass of water, and then he won't pay attention to other things in the team.
The third is a boy who just graduated and looks good. His answer made the interviewer decide to hire him on the spot. He said: "Whether it is work or life, it must be decided according to the actual situation. If you have a bad stomachache, I can take you to the hospital. If you just have a stomachache, I can buy you some brown sugar and soak it in hot water. If you just want to drink boiled water, I'll pour it for you. " As soon as his voice dropped, the interviewer smiled with satisfaction and told him, "Congratulations, you are hired."
The boy's flexibility gives him the opportunity to work, and so do we in life. We should also improvise when facing problems.
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