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What comments have touched you in Netease Cloud Music?
2. When you were young, you made a decision
to dedicate your life to love
Later, you didn't die
Youth saved your life for you
-Yong Bin Ryan.B/AY Yang Lao San's Never Again
3. Those who say the stars are bright must not have seen your eyes. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, more than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved. Since I met you, the Milky Way is yours. -CMJ's
4. "Spoiling is to perceive the possibility of being loved, and convergence is to know that it is impossible for you and him." -not enough
5. When I was a child, the pillow was full of saliva
When I grew up, the pillow was full of tears
When I was a child, smiling was a mood
When I grew up, smiling was an expression
When I cried when I was a child, I smiled
When I grew up, I cried with a smile
We finally reached the most enviable age when I was a child, but didn't become the most enviable age when I was a child
. ICY's Seriously Getting Old
6. I dreamed of you last night
Did you forget me
I read that some people in Netease Cloud Music Review said that
I dreamed of someone I haven't seen for a long time
because that person forgot you
-I respect When You Left
7. Today is Valentine's Day
.
Back to Summer by Aoqiye/Oda who loves to write songs
8. When you have a serious relationship and finally break up, it will be difficult for you to like others again, and you don't want to spend time or get to know each other. It's like you're almost finished writing an article, but the teacher says that your handwriting tore up your homework and asked you to write it again. Although you remember the beginning and content, you are too lazy to write, because an article has spent all your energy, only one ending is needed, but you have to start from the beginning. -Sun Zihan's Memories Are So Hurt
9. "Why are there bridges in this world?
Because the road has come to an end. "
"Don't be afraid, if you cross the bridge, you'll turn over a leaf."
"Your name is Hu Guangsheng? My name is Ma Jiaqi. "
"I want to walk with you across the rest of the bridge."
don't say anything. yeah, I understand you.
well, don't cross the bridge. I'll walk with you on the rest.
-Ren Suxi's Hu Guangsheng
1. The photo has not been deleted, but it is encrypted;
I didn't lose anything, but put it in the box;
and you, I didn't forget,
I arranged you and put you in those love songs. However, the successor
11. "The barber shop that cut your hair, you won't go to the fast food restaurant that ate your stomach, you won't go to the person who hurt you over and over again, why do you still love"
However, the suspicious heart
12. Every story is false
Every story is true
. -still
No Man's Island p>13. "I also envy those who can sleep peacefully as soon as they touch the pillow and those who are determined to let go and never look back."
-Aska Yang's "In fact, there is nothing"
14. Since one person is favored, he is willing to be generous for the rest of his life.
-BiBi Zhou's The Most Beautiful Expectation
15. Isn't time a treasure that thieves
stole
only a regret that they will never see again
-Vanessa's The Thief of the Years
16. A poem from dawn to dusk
sunny
trumps everything
. Fall in love with you
17. I really want to have such a warm winter
There is a heavy snow that crunches when I step on it
There is dim warm light under the street lamp
There is a cat sleeping under the table
There is a hot roasted sweet potatoes
There is a pot of wine that warms my stomach
There is a book I want to read
There is a window. -the landlord's cat "The Next Stop is Chashan Liu"
19. I apologize for my untimely appearance
I don't know the depth
I don't care about the shameless entanglement
-Yutong's "You are a paradise I can't reach in my life"
2. There is a convenience store in the depths of the sea that sells blue loneliness. A durian
Under the Sea
21. Forget the joy of mountains and rivers
Forget the chance of crying and laughing
I can rest assured that she will take care of you in the future
-merit's Never Met
22. Mountains and rivers are vast, and fireworks are everywhere, all of them are you. I want to be a frog at the bottom of a well
if I can, I just want to live in your heart with peace of mind
and not think about anything else
-Wang Tiange's Peace of Mind
24. One day, you and I will get married. -Hebe Tien's "Don't Think of Me"
25. Girl: Who is Gongzi waiting for
Gongzi: Waiting for an old friend
Girl: Have you waited for her
Gongzi: Waiting for
Girl: (smiles) That's really lucky! Unlike me, I waited so long that I can't remember what he looked like.
Childe: (I'm always late)
-Shuang Sheng's "Lingxiu"
26. "It's all my fault for crossing the border frequently and making us strangers." -Wang superstar "Crossing the Border"
27. What kind of end point is worthy of this road. -Charlie's Dear Traveler
28. Being with you is the Milky Way. -Guo Ding's Mercury Story
29. I bought a sword only after I lost everything,
I was going to drink a bowl of wine and hit the road
It happened that you were laughing at the next table, and there was no Jianghu in your heart from then on
-Flower porridge
3. You always said: You are an April day on earth, but later I learned: 4. Without her in the next April, the story stayed in that summer.
-Shao Shuai's "You are April Day on Earth"
31. Have you ever taken a taxi? Did the driver put up an empty sign after you got off the bus? You should know that the vacant seat is always occupied. -I lost you
32. It's my first time as a mother
No one taught her
But she did a good job
It's my first time as a daughter
Many people taught me
But I didn't do enough
-Crayon Shinchan's Mom
33 -what are you waiting for "Guanshan Wine"
34. I have a hundred ways to write down your name, but I like you instead of your name. -Mikey's My Name
35. "If you miss the winter snow in Qiu Feng, you will welcome the cherry blossoms in spring"
That is to say, today's regret will definitely come true tomorrow
-Liu Sihan's "Blowing Dreams of Xizhou"
36. I used to write poems and steal half a day's leisure
and I also feasted on people's laughter. I won't let you go if I don't love you.
Some people are even weirder, but I still let you go if I love you.
I want to hug you in a mediocre life by Lao Fan next door
38. Being born as a human being is not just sorry
Please work hard
—— Born as a human being by Shang Shida
39. "Spring breeze doesn't understand. But it's far less than your eyebrows. "
—— Do you want to buy Shao Shuai's Spring Breeze Don't Understand
(This is Shao Shuai and whether to buy food ~)
39. You say we break up, I say finish the porridge first, this is your favorite purple potato porridge I cooked for you, and I cooked it myself. Later, I cried and finished my porridge, and I also finished my tears-"You Say" when a dead tree meets spring
4. It costs nine yuan to get married, and four and a half means your other half. Does that mean we can get married when you have saved enough four and a half?
—— Four Pieces and Five by the old fan next door
41. Once you said it was called wild, you were a teenager in Li Yu, and your eyes were full of ideals;
Now that the dead wood is springing up, you are a teenager here, and your ideals are full of free and easy. -The Dead Trees Meet the Spring
42. Donye.S has Miss Dong
Ma Di has a proud cold
Chen has Zhu Xing
Soothes Shao Shuai has Huanghuai
Finally
...
I don't have you
-Soothes Shao Shuai's Writing to Huanghuai
Of all the blessings, I prefer: as you wish.
—— Yan Renzhong/ VaVa Mao Yanqi
45. I used to think that caring about nothing was empty talk
I used to laugh that I was alone and belonged to others
Later, I was pushed to a cliff by dreams, eroded by delusions, and pierced by frankness
She said that life was full of laughter < -what I want to say about loneliness by old fan next door
48. It's windy in this city, and lonely people go home late. If the loved ones don't let go, Do you miss him
-the dead wood meets the spring
49.1% inclusive, 1% loving, 1% caring, 1% understanding, 1% understanding
and the remaining 93% trust and loyalty-xmaswu-qi
5. What I want most is just "just you and me"
-keshi's "right"
51. The cloud stole the wine from my room on the roof, so it blushed as a sunset glow-Xiao Miao's "Jump into the sea together"
52. Do you think the dove in the church will kiss the birds in the field? -Manjiang's Blackbird
53. "Nine times out of ten, I am glad to want to come in the future, but most of them will regret it afterwards." South of the Country
54. "This summer
it's best to get an admission notice
it's the most beautiful one."
Meng Fanming's Old Poems
55. "If you can hurry off a bowl of rice in the summer evening and put on a beautiful dress, then go and see someone you like. Walking with him in a quiet alley or a lively night market, at that time, even the evening breeze must be extremely gentle. " -"I like you very much" by Yan Zhongren
56. Many years ago, she suffered a serious illness. For her, this is a nightmare. The disease afflicts her all the time. Everything is a ghost, and she is sick and vomiting from time to time. As a result, she became sensitive and fragile, and her temper was fickle and irritable. He, on the other hand, has been silently accompanying her to take care of her, reading her love poems and telling stories every day to make her happy and never leaving a step. Now I am 19 years old. He is my father and she is my mother. ——Chris Medina《What Are Words "(English original of" On Earth ",there is a very tearful and touching story behind this song)
57. I'll tell you a joke: I forgot to delete the record when I entered her space, and I couldn't get in the next day.-Alex's" No Contact "in summer
58. When you were young, if you fell in love, Please be gentle with him.
When you grow up, you will know that when you suddenly look back,
youth without resentment will have no regrets.
Like the quiet full moon on the hill
-Ronghao Li's Young and Promising
59. You are not on the other side, and I am no longer brave.
-Chen Li's
6. Today, Rong Jing swears by the wind and the moon, and the clouds are shallow, which is the wife of my life. She dies, I die, she dies, I die, she marries, I marry. She married someone else, and I killed heaven and earth and destroyed Kyushu. If Feng Yue knows me, she should sacrifice my blood to the soul. -Jason's "The World"
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