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How to make green tea and scumbag

Many female compatriots talk about guarding against scumbag men. In fact, I personally feel that scumbag men are easy to recognize, but scumbag women are difficult to guard against. Why, because I am a dewdrop myself.

Poaching, playing with feelings, playing with ambiguity, pretending to be green tea and so on, he is a complete man.

Let me do whatever I want here. It doesn’t matter if you want to take pictures of me, because again, you won’t know who I am.

If any female compatriots want to know what is going on in the minds of magical creatures such as the ex-girlfriend Green Tea Bitch, just ask and I will answer you.

The so-called knowing yourself and the enemy means you can fight a hundred battles without danger!

Without further words, let’s start walking away from you.

Luzhuer is actually a very lovable person. Both boys and girls like me and are willing to be friends with me. But at the same time, Lu Lu is what everyone calls "ex-girlfriend, green tea bitch". How to be an "ex-girlfriend, green tea bitch" without being noticed or disliked by people around you? Thanks to a few things, you can pretend to love acting and your acting skills are pretty good. Let me start with a story about my identity as an ex-girlfriend.

The male protagonist of the story is called Little C. Little C is not tall, very simple, and very beautiful, like a cartoon boy. Lu Lu started dating him in the second year of high school, and their relationship was very good during that period. It was a very pure puppy love. Everyone knows that at that time, there are no impurities in the relationship, and the kiss can make you happy for a long time.

The above mentioned little C, a beautiful comic boy. The original poster had a very good relationship with him back then. At that time, Little C's parents died of illness, and he was in a haze, neither talking nor smiling. The poster is a lively person, and I don’t know why Little C likes me. After eight months together, I transferred to another school and moved to another city. About two months after I transferred to another school, I broke up with Little C. Little C loved me very much and couldn't accept this. At that time, he was on the verge of death. But it finally got better.

The above is the background. I didn’t want to lose a spare tire like Little C, so I kept in touch with Little C. I often talk about life and emotional things. But do I really care? No. I just like the feeling of being loved.

When I was a sophomore in college (it had been about 2 years since I broke up with Little C), Little C got a girlfriend. This is his first girlfriend since I broke up with him. To be fair, that girl is prettier than the original poster. A girl with a round face, big eyes, and a very lively personality. But it’s just dirt, and I feel like Ailian all over my body.

The poster is very unhappy. I can't stand the fact that a boy who has always liked me has a serious girlfriend.

I asked little C what kind of person she was, and she said she was jealous and petty. Jealous? The host laughed at that time and said, "If you are jealous, then I will deal with you. I am afraid that you are a generous person."

Because there was a market at that time and the poster was abroad, so every day at 11 or 2 o'clock in the evening, which is 11 or 2 o'clock in the morning in China, I would definitely send him a WeChat message. In fact, the things I post are really innocuous things, such as what are you doing, have you eaten, or talk about your life today.

As expected, Little C’s girlfriend became suspicious and asked who this girl was and why she was sending WeChat messages with him every day. Little C's vague words about being a good friend in high school brought him through. Then when I chatted with Little C on WeChat, Little C mentioned this matter to me. But at this time, Little C’s attitude was biased towards his girlfriend. He told me that in the future, if he was slow to reply on WeChat or didn’t reply at all, he would be with his girlfriend.

I pretended to be generous and sensible and agreed.

But if that’s all, can I call her “ex-girlfriend”?

I have not reduced the amount of WeChat messages I send with Little C, but the content has changed slightly. From greeting and caring to a person talking to himself. And he made himself look pitiful. For example, get out of class ended late at noon today. I went to the school cafeteria to eat and made a table by myself. I felt really uncomfortable. Or I can't sleep tonight, so I have to get up and play games alone. I feel so homesick and want to cry.

Little C’s heart was so disturbed by me, because he still missed me, and I knew it.

At this time, as a normal girlfriend, she will definitely be jealous and make trouble, right? And even if you are a pig, you should know that these are not good friends from high school. So Little C’s girlfriend had a fight with him. When he told me, he felt very aggrieved: You sent me a WeChat message, but I didn’t even reply in front of her, for fear that she would be angry, and I usually care about her feelings.

Why doesn't she understand?

I smiled coldly, if you really cared about her, you would delete me directly.

C’s girlfriend often visits my space. She is really stupid and sometimes forgets to delete records. So I kept doing nothing and gave him a severe blow.

I wrote a diary in the space, which is very sensational. The content is probably nothing more than those golden words from my ex-girlfriend: I know you are happy with her, and I won’t bother you. I hope you are doing well blah blah blah...

The ex-girlfriend really saw it, can this matter be dealt with? Little C had always insisted that he and I were classmates, but I personally exposed this layer. My girlfriend went directly to Xiao C’s various social software and deleted me completely. And made a scene.

I directly sent a text message to Little C, with an extremely aggrieved tone, saying that I didn’t expect you to be like this, and that this was the end of our relationship over the past few years. I opened my mouth and completely confused right and wrong. I left him behind and refused to reconcile with him. All the evil is my fault.

Little C couldn’t resist my offensive of grievances, so he added me back on QQ, and then hid me in a very inconspicuous group.

But I want more than that. But what to do next, I really don’t know. It's impossible to do any last-ditch damage. As a result, Xiao C’s girlfriend made the stabbing herself, and I didn’t even take action.

At that time, girlfriend C took it seriously and wrote down my QQ number. One day she logged into Little C's QQ again, and then searched there and found my QQ number, and I popped up directly.

She repaired this stab very hard herself. I broke up with Little C directly.

When Little C talked to me about this matter, he had an irritated expression on his face. He doesn't think he did anything wrong, he thinks he gave in and his girlfriend still doesn't understand. In fact, we haven't chatted since he added me back on QQ. He felt that his girlfriend was being unreasonable.

And why doesn’t he blame me? Because I looked pitiful from beginning to end. This appearance prevented him from connecting me with the perpetrator, and he didn't think it was my fault at all.

So it’s true that scumbags love acting, and most of them do well.

Not long after, Lulu returned to China for vacation. During this period, she met him and his roommate, and played together several times. I appeared in a weak and harmless manner, but in fact I knew in my heart that I was my ex-girlfriend + green tea bitch.

As mentioned before, girlfriend C is jealous and petty. But this is not a problem. The problem is that sometimes she goes a little too far and becomes a spoiler. Roommate C thought it was just a little girl mentality at first, and didn’t think much of it. But after getting along with me, she felt that I spoke generously and appropriately, acted appropriately, and was polite and gentle (their original words). Once the comparison came out, It's scary, okay?

And in front of them, I made a caring tone and asked about the relationship between C and C’s girlfriend. When I mentioned that it was me who broke up, my pitiful and innocent face deceived them. Passed everyone. All his roommates turned against me and supported me, thinking that girlfriend C was completely unreasonable.

Furthermore, C was obviously wrong about hiding me in QQ, but under Green Tea’s deception, they downplayed C’s mistake and only saw that C had hidden me so deeply that they were all When my girlfriend found out about this, she felt that Girlfriend C was even more unreasonable.

C’s girlfriend is still a relatively young girl and is not very good at dealing with people. She has been dating C for about four or five months, and roommate C's evaluation of him has always been neither salty nor cold, and has no evaluation at all. But I met roommate C three times, and they all came under my banner. As I said before, people around me prefer me and don't think I'm a bitch. Why? Because the acting is good.

About two months later, Little C and his girlfriend reconciled. By this time my vacation was over and I had returned to the United States. But this time I didn't make up for it.

C’s girlfriend is already a little neurotic towards me and often checks C’s cell phone, but I hardly chat with C, so she naturally can’t check it. But she firmly believed that it was C who deleted the chat history with me, which made C very irritated.

Sometimes C will talk about his girlfriend in the dormitory. His roommates all talk the same thing. Can she compare with Tiantian? If I were you, I wouldn't even look down on Tiantian after dating her. In this way, C’s girlfriend committed suicide, and C’s roommate helped, and they broke up soon after.

In this incident, I made a big mistake, but I escaped unscathed.

Except for girlfriend C, no one can see my thoughts and face. But girlfriend C is hard to argue with.

What is playing with emotions? What benefits can women get

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No benefits. But put it this way. Not enough fun. And I am someone who likes to see others cry for me.

Have you ever encountered any threats from the man who played until the end, and even threatened his life to be with you?

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Yes. It’s my little C who is currently in the eighth grade. But I don't plan on eight this section.

The most humble person is invincible. I just want to ask the poster one question. Do you think you are cheap?

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Sometimes. to be honest.

I think the original poster is a bit eccentric...

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Yes! Many people come to Babi Pond as a bystander, but this time I just did it by myself.

I am that girlfriend. I should ask the man about his specific situation first. I will probably make a judgment in my mind after knowing it, and then tell the man directly. This kind of selfish and greedy person likes to play with your feelings. You love him so much that she doesn't even bother to pay attention to you. Now you are here to pretend to bless her. Do you dare to pretend to be B again? Maybe it's because other men are not happy with fucking her and want you to go back and fuck her...