A joke that satirizes a friend

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly. At this time, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and one person has to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly. At this time, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)! Then I kicked RB's people down! .

China and Japanese jokes.

A China and a Japanese came to the New Year Temple Fair. They first came to the Jade Emperor Temple.

The Jade Emperor said, "Come on, I can grant you a right-related wish."

The Japanese quickly said, "I want to be the king of the world."

So the Japanese became the king of the world.

China people went on to say, "Take him to ten thousand years."

So the Japanese became the monkey king of the world.

Then they came to the temple of wealth.

The God of Wealth said, "Come on, I can grant you a wish related to money."

The Japanese scrambled to say, "I want a lot of money."

So the Japanese are rich.

China went on to say, "I want him to always owe me money."

So all the Japanese money was returned to China.

Then they came to Yuelao Temple.

The God of Wealth said, "Come on, I can satisfy your two love-related wishes."

The Japanese said shyly, "I want a big beauty."

So a beautiful woman stood in front of him.

China people went on to say, "Turn this beautiful woman into a man."

So the beauty immediately became a man.

The Japanese are very angry. In order not to let the people of China make trouble, he asked the people of China to speak first.

China people said, "Turn him into a woman."

So the Japanese became women.

The Japanese have no choice but to say, "I don't want to be a woman."

So the Japanese became men again.

One day, there was a meeting at the United Nations, and representatives of all countries wanted to speak ... The chairman of the meeting was an Englishman, and when everyone was fighting for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands ... The chairman said, you can speak! Japan said a lot ... but the chairman said, can you speak English? The Japanese said: I'm just speaking English! ! The Japanese continued to talk ... then the chairman said, can you stand up and talk? The Japanese said: I stood up. .........

A bowl of shit

One day, a little devil who claimed to know a few Chinese characters was wandering in the street, hungry and began to look for a restaurant. It arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant and saw several big characters written on the water sign at the door: beef noodles, large rows of noodles, simple meals. He wanted to taste it, so he went in. The busy waiter ran over and asked, "What noodles would you like to eat, sir?" "I will eat ..." As he spoke, the little devil wanted to show off his recognition of Chinese characters, so he turned his head to look at the words written vertically on the water label and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of' cow',' big' and' poop' ..." The voice of wanting to eat "shit" was quite loud, word for word. So all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered, "This beast is really fierce!" " "

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "Ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% American. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese, he is a little annoyed. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

A priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a thunder chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

Landlord, this is a joke I have collected for a long time, and it is definitely not a verbatim plagiarism! I tricked you into going out and getting hit by a car! !