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How to deal with various "annoying" situations during the Spring Festival?

Every Spring Festival, I will be questioned and bombarded by the "seven aunts and eight aunts". When faced with those “weird problems”, here is a self-help guide for you!

Although these questions are the same every year without any creativity, you may never get it right when it comes to how to respond tactfully when faced with cross-examination.

Question 1: Didn’t you say you would bring someone back this year for us to take a look at?

Answer: Rhetorical question! Hello, Seventh Aunt and Eighth Auntie, has your daughter found a partner? Has your son bought a house? How are your children's grades? How much has the pension increased? Do you still dance in the square? Why have you gained weight recently? When are you going to hold your grandchild?

Question 2: How much has the salary increased this year, and how much has the year-end bonus been paid?

Answer: Avoid the important and take the easy approach! Seven aunts and eight aunts, Jack Ma once said: Don’t ask me how much I earn, ask me how much I have contributed to this society. After finishing speaking, smile humorously

Question 3: The family group asked when the house prices have dropped recently, when should I buy a house?

Answer: Pretending to call, the golden cicada escapes from its shell, avoid the important and take the easy.

Please help yourself if you need it, I wish everyone a good year~