The connotation of valentine's day

What meaningful jokes have you prepared for Valentine's Day? Telling meaningful jokes can make feelings better. I have arranged some meaningful paragraphs for you, and you can have a look if you like them.

The meaning of Valentine's Day is 1 1. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas and New Year's Day alone. If you have the ability to take the exam, let me live alone.

2. Before Valentine's Day, a policeman patrolled by car at night and found a car parked on a remote road. There is a man and a woman in the car. Men are reading newspapers and women are knitting sweaters. The police were very surprised. He opened the car door and asked the man, "What are you doing?" The man replied: I am reading the newspaper and she is knitting a sweater. The policeman asked, How old are you? Man's answer: I am 18. Then he looked at his watch and said that she still had 10 minutes.

When Valentine's Day arrived, a man asked his girlfriend: What flowers do you like? The woman said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. The man asked eagerly, which two? I'll give it to you! The woman lowered her head and whispered: If you have money, spend it casually! The man said affectionately, you are so beautiful! Girlfriend charming asked: where am I beautiful? M: Nice try.

4, children are affectionate, holidays are short, and I don't want to start school on Valentine's Day!

The day before Valentine's Day, I bought my girlfriend a rose of 1000, and she was moved as if her tears were worthless. On Valentine's Day, I sold 1 1,000 roses and earned 1 1,000 yuan. Then I left it for my wedding.

6. I asked my friend what it was like to change from a boyfriend to a boyfriend. My friend replied solemnly, nothing, just upgrading from an ordinary member to a VIP, enjoying more services and privileges and paying more fees.

7, finally found out why there are so many shooters, Valentine's Day 2. 14, ten months later 12. 14, just a shooter.

I was forced to go on a blind date. Another person is embarrassed to learn English. As soon as he arrived, he said that he was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level? I told him QQ30, yellow diamond 7, red diamond 4, colored diamond 4 and green diamond 3. Blind date is also a pleasure in life.

9, Valentine's Day, if you ever like me, you can leave an ellipsis on the message board, I won't say. If you like me now, you can leave an exclamation mark on the message board, and I will start to pay attention to you. If you want to know whether I like you or not, you can leave a question mark on the message board and I will answer you. If you think we are at the end, you can leave a period on the message board and I won't bother you.

The meaning of Valentine's Day is 2 1. My room is full of Valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

2, the most painful thing in the world is: obviously not single, but still have to spend Valentine's Day alone.

M: "Is the chocolate I sent delicious?" Woman: "It's delicious. Boyfriend likes it very much.

4. What are you playing? B: It depends.

A: That's all for little girls. Do you play this for the big guy

Isn't today Valentine's Day? I hated these one-on-one couples when I was single. Get rid of them all

5. A: After being single for so many years, I finally want to have a meaningful Valentine's Day.

Ah, I'm seeing someone else. Didn't I hear you say that?

No, I mean I can eat Yuanxiao at home with my family.

6. Wandering in the street on Valentine's Day, a little girl selling flowers came up and said, "Uncle, buy a bunch of flowers for your girlfriend." I said, "Uncle doesn't have a girlfriend yet." Little Lori blinked her eyes and said, "Liar, how can you be so handsome without a girlfriend!" " "I smiled and teased her and said," Since my uncle is so handsome, please give me a bunch of flowers for free. " Little loli quickly waved her hand: "No, it costs money!" I said, "So is my girlfriend. "

7. Just after Valentine's Day, the circle of friends is full of dazzling gifts and show love. Is it interesting? Do you dare to show your lover if there are any duplicates?

The connotation joke of Valentine's Day is 3 1. 7-up arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

No one loves me on Valentine's Day, so I love myself.

On Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.

4. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

6. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

7. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

8. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

9. Tanabata is here. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

10, Tanabata, I live alone, take Dove and go shopping.

1 1, Tanabata doesn't show love, we are still friends.

12, Yue Lao distributed karma on Lucky One! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

13, Tanabata, I stayed at home, played a day's confrontation, clicked the mouse and killed a pair, one pair after another.

14, Tanabata is here, and there are people watching, but no one is preparing gasoline.

15, Yesterday Valentine's Day, a person was drinking milk tea, listening to songs and playing mobile phones in a milk tea shop.

A beautiful woman came up and said, can you give us your seat?

cheat ......

16. In a few days, a man will say to you with 999 roses in his hand: I'm sorry, please forgive me. ......

17, if Qixi is regarded as Singles' Day, it will not be so lonely and painful.

18, Valentine's Day, still the same, wait till you get drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

19, Valentine's Day, I wish all girlfriends a holiday.

20. On Tanabata, I will go shopping with my friends and sing Happy Break-up when I meet a couple.

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