My baby is one week old and I want to post a humorous comment on Moments. How should I write it?

1. What to do? Is it so difficult to choose the moment that determines my future destiny? I have to consider it carefully. There are a lot of people watching me, so I have to be cautious?

2. You are like a tree. The flowers are blooming, and the swallows are whispering between the beams. You are love, warmth, and hope. You are the April day in the world. ”——Happy first birthday, Canbao!

3. Just write about my baby catching Zhou. Why did you catch him? I don’t dare to tell you, and I don’t dare to ask.

4. My baby is one year old this year, let’s see how I get pregnant!

5. Come on, come on, come and worship the future XXX. I’m too late. Join the team!

6. Life is as deep as the vast ocean, and there are countless miracles preserved in its unmeasured depths.

7. Not every wave comes for the beach, not every star comes for the night, and not every drizzle comes for the wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby comes for your happiness, congratulations. You!

8. There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there is endless joy in the gentle poems. In the endless joy, there is my gentle blessing: Happy birthday!

9. I will miss your seriousness when you are holding the bowl and trying hard to finish the last two grains of rice. Growth! Please slow down, slow down a little more.

10. Your chubby little face. , half-meter-long eyes, sometimes smiling silly, sometimes sucking his little finger.