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Sansheng Sanshi wrote a book on the pillow. 34 Donghua rolled and remembered Xiaobaifengjiu missing from a distance.

Both of them said, and made three obeisances to the heaven, the earth, the sun and the moon. Donghua was about to get up when he heard a immature voice: "Uncle, may I come in?" Donghua turned a look, and it was the little dumplings in the morning-white rolling, and I don't know when I entered the hole, showing a little head at the corner. "Come in, come to me!" As Donghua spoke, he got up and put the futon beside Xiaobai.

Xiao Tuanzi walked to the stone bed, but his short legs couldn't cross the water around the stone bed. He stretched out his arms and shouted "Uncle" to Donghua, who hugged him in his arms.

When Feng Jiu saw it, it was a little boy who came in. Isn't it his little roll! Feng Jiu's heart just hasn't had time to calm down, and she is even more excited. "Good boy, mother finally meet you. At that time, I entrusted you to your uncle Xie, but I didn't expect to meet you again, so I had to look at each other from afar. My rolling seems to have grown taller. Your grandparents and great-grandfather must have taken good care of you! "

I saw Donghua holding Gungun, and the stone bed was not spacious, but he didn't want to leave Xiaobai for a step, so he just held Gungun in his arms. "Donghua is very capable. He recognized Gungun so quickly and coaxed Gungun into kissing him very much. It seems that I was worried at the beginning." Feng Jiu saw Donghua holding the rolling appearance and thought with peace of mind. "Uncle, you smell good! Why are you kneeling again? Did you do something wrong again? But did you kneel here and be punished by Sister Feng Jiu? I heard from adults that Sister Fengjiu emerged to protect the lives of the four seas and eight barren areas! Then she's feathered. Can she still punish you? ""What's the matter? Did I hear you right? Uncle? Sister Feng Jiu? Rolling, if you don't know dad, forget it. Even your grandfather is still angry with your father, keeping it from your father and son, but you call me Sister Fengjiu. Don't you even know your mother? "

Donghua couldn't hear the word" feathering "the most. He covered his rolling mouth and said to him gently," Rolling, your sister Feng Jiu didn't feather. She just didn't stay with us for the time being. "

"Uncle, did you just get punished by my grandfather? I saw you kneeling in front of grandpa in the morning, but hasn't grandpa forgiven you? How can I punish you again? "

grandpa? Rolling grandpa? Wait, Gungun called me a sister. Is it my grandfather? So the emperor also knelt down to my grandfather? Chicken nine is too late to be sad now. Think about the emperor kneeling in front of his grandfather. It's a bit unbearable!

Rolling in Donghua's arms, Donghua's arms are enough to encircle him. He said, "What happened this morning was really because I did something wrong and asked the fox emperor to forgive me, but I was caught by you. Can you keep it a secret for me?" Otherwise, they will laugh at me. " "Well, I promise not to tell. Shall we hook up?" "Well, well, the hook can't be changed for a hundred years, and it needs to be stamped!"

"what about you just now?"

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Donghua is in danger of fossilization. Why is this little dumpling so persistent? It seems impossible not to tell him. Donghua turned Gungun to himself, took his little hand and said, "Gungun, in fact, my uncle was doing something very serious just now. Your sister Fengjiu, an excellent princess of the green hills, is very brave. She was brave enough to break into the boundary in her early years. She was seriously injured for the sake of the whole world, and she almost emerged in order to protect me. At that time, everyone thought that she had emerged, but God remembered that she had to emerge for the sake of this four seas and eight wastes, so she was given some opportunities that we didn't know yet. Anyway, she will definitely come back, but we don't know how long it will take. So, just now, I solemnly vowed to the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon to help her see the green hills. "

Xiao Tuanzi listened carefully: "Uncle, you are still in Sister Fengjiu's room so late, and you have to look after Qingqiu for her. Then you must be very familiar. Are you good friends?"

"We are husband and wife, she is my wife and I am her husband."

"Then you must know a lot about Sister Feng Jiu! Everyone in our school knows that Sister Feng Jiu is a heroine, and all the students say that when they grow up, they should be as capable as their sister and can protect our green hills. When I grow up, I want to be a responsible monarch who loves his people and defends the green hills, just like Sister Feng Jiu! Uncle, can you tell me the story of Sister Feng Jiu? "

Donghua looked lovingly at the little dumpling in front of him. This is the youngest fox in the White House. Although he is young, he has a heart of boxing. The fox emperor taught him well. Sure enough, everyone in the Qingqiu White House is responsible and looks like a king! He lovingly silently shook the head of the little dumpling: "Rolling is great! However, you are still young. If you want to be a king like Sister Feng Jiu, you still have a lot to learn. You must first learn a lot of cultural knowledge in the school, but also learn martial arts and spells. The most important thing is to learn the truth of being a fairy and how to govern the country. So if you want to be excellent in everything, you need to study hard for thousands of years. Can you do it? "

"I can! Do I need to swear on my knees like you just did? " Said rolling will break free from Donghua's hand, ready to learn from Donghua's appearance, and solemnly swear. Donghua took his hand and smiled and said, "Children and families don't have to swear anything, as long as you prove it with practical actions in the future!" Do you want to hear the story of Sister Feng Jiu? " "Mm-hmm, that's great!" Gungun jumped up happily. "Sister Fengjiu is going to sleep, and she is sitting in her uncle's arms. I will tell you quietly, shall we not disturb her?" Gungun sat in Donghua's arms cleverly and turned his head to give Donghua a satisfied smile. "Then let's get started. What shall we talk about today?" "I didn't know Fengjiu's sister when she was young, so why don't I tell you a story about her becoming a little fox and fighting evil spirits?"

"That was many, many years ago, the Xiaoyan demon king of the inferno changed into my appearance and stole one of my instruments, which contained many evil spirits ..."

Feng Jiu listened to Donghua whispering and rolling about the ten evils in the Lotus Mirror, and everything seemed to be still in sight. I don't care if it's my uncle's or my sister's, no matter what it is, it will eventually return to the right position. I haven't heard enough about the story of Ten Evil Lotus Mirror, but I pestered Donghua and told him many interesting stories about her when she was a fox in Taichen Palace. Talking and talking, when talking about delicious worry-free cakes, I fell asleep in Donghua's arms and left a saliva on my mouth.

Donghua didn't sleep. He rolled a little, changed a comfortable posture, leaned his head against Donghua's heart, and grabbed Donghua's silver hair in his hand, so he slept more sweetly. Donghua hugged him, patted his arm from time to time and sang the song "Blue and White Ballad" softly.

That song has been sung silently in Donghua for countless times in the past two hundred years, especially the last sentence "Pick a blue and white flower as a dowry". "Small white, I thought for a moment today, to protect the green hills, there are so many things to do and do. It is the most fundamental thing to cultivate the future king of Qingqiu, so as to truly protect Qingqiu for ten thousand years. This boy is very congenial to me. Do you want me to take him as an apprentice and teach him myself? "

"ah? What? Apprentice? You should teach him yourself, but he is the son of your Donghua emperor, not an apprentice! What is this and what? Why is it so confusing? Let me think about it! "

"smile! It must be a smile! This old phoenix, I just let the emperor forget me, not my son forget his mother! Did he get drunk by rolling? And my letter to Donghua? I clearly told him about the rolling things, why didn't he know at all? "

Feng Jiu is still confused with her unclear brain. Here Donghua hummed the familiar Blue and White Ballad, and couldn't tell whether the picked blue and white flowers were made into Donghua's honey or Xiaobai's dowry. Donghua and Gungun were both asleep. Donghua leaned against the stone bed, holding Xiaobai's hand with one hand and rolling with the other. The rolling little body was in Donghua's arms, his head was resting on Donghua's arm, his face was against Donghua's heart, his hand was holding Donghua's silver, and he slept soundly, as if he had had a good dream, with a sweet smile in his dream. On the stone bed, the white smoke from the heater rose in the air, and was blown into thin blue smoke by a breeze outside the window and scattered. The moon also quietly changed its position and shone on Donghua's silver hair through the window lattice.

Feng Jiu looked at the sleeping father and son in the bronze mirror and kissed them gently. Donghua, gungun, you should be good and wait for me!