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Brainstorming in life
Brainstorming in Life (1)
1. What was the highest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered? Answer: Mount Everest.
2. What two things have you never eaten for breakfast? Answer: lunch and dinner.
3. Did the rooster wake up the sun or did the sun wake up the company? Answer: The rooster wakes the sun (the sun doesn't crow).
There is a colorful penguin in the world! Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Answer: Really (Tencent QQ)
5. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones? Answer: He ate a noodle man.
6. What is full of loopholes, but it still stands? Answer: Sponge.
7. Whether they wear hats or not, they will put them aside in any case. A: When the barber cuts his hair.
8. What should I pay attention to during the exam? Answer: invigilator.
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: aim.
10. Jack runs fastest. Why did the director punish him for cleaning the toilet? Answer: Jack is a soldier. He runs fastest.
1 1. There are 100 birds in the tree. How can we catch them all at once without hurting them? Answer: Take pictures with a camera.
Brainstorming in Life (2)
1. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? Answer: feather duster
2. The policeman Xiao Wang has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang is a woman (sister)
3. When did the clock stop working? A: I wouldn't have left, and neither would I? Feet?
Xiaoming got all the questions right in the exam, but he still didn't get full marks. Why? Answer: The answer is right or wrong.
5. What is the most regrettable thing in a panda's life? Answer: Take a color photo.
6. Under what circumstances do you wear shoes first and then socks? Answer: When stepping on a big nail (the nail wears out shoes first, then socks).
7. What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: Your right hand.
8. There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other eight didn't fly away. Why? Besides, it is not deaf or scared to death: it is a group of ostriches.
9. When is 2 greater than 5 and 5 greater than 10? A: When playing with rock, paper, scissors.
10. A ewe and a lamb are eating grass. An old wolf came and took the ewe away, and the lamb obediently followed. What is the answer? The lamb is in the ewe's belly.
1 1. Who has long legs in Jin Mu? Answer: fire (ham sausage)
Brainstorming in Life (3)
1. A girl called her boyfriend: Come to my house, no one! ? My boyfriend came running excitedly, but no one answered the door. Why? Answer: There really is no one.
2. What can a hundred men lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? Answer: for example, an egg, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time.
What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day? Answer: Close your eyes.
4. Who were the free prostitutes in ancient China? Answer: a mountain of gold (the mountain covers the day)
5. What do witches like? Answer: Magic Man
6. A roast chicken only ate the head and bottom of the chicken. What happened to the chicken? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity.
7. No matter how rich he is, he can't marry anyone. Answer: the bank's safe
8. What do women like to eat from men? Answer: vinegar
9. You have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What's going on here? Answer: Because you have a group of women, you are the only man!
10. Tang Priest rode a white horse dragon when he learned the scriptures. What kind of horse did the princess ride when she got married? Answer: The princess is sitting in a sedan chair.
1 1. What hat can't men wear? Answer: Nuts.
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