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Clean and humorous short sentences in drinking copy (40 sentences)
2. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!
Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship will last forever.
4. Standing on your feet, drinking doesn't count.
5. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .
7. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
8. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.
9. Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.
10. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
1 1. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.
12. I had a stomachache for a long time. If I drink some wine, it won't hurt.
13. Once you lift your ass, you start drinking again.
14. After drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!
15. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things last for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.
16. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
17. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't take responsibility.
18. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
19. I would rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a crack in my feelings.
20. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.
The copy of drinking is clean and humorous. The short sentence 2 2 1. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't help it.
22. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.
23. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;
Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.
25. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
26. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
You didn't know the power of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know its weight until you fell in love with it.
28. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.
29. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.
30. If you don't drink enough, you will lose your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.
3 1. I'll do it first. Please feel free.
32. Such a good wine will make you live forever!
33. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
34. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.
35. It's too early to get promoted in the middle of the race.
36. No drinking, no future;
37. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
38. Deep feelings, a stuffy.
39. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.
40. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.
Humorous and interesting short sentences describing drinking.
A short sentence describing the humor and fun of drinking 1. Ordinary people are not happy when they don't drink.
2. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!
Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.
As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
5. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.
6. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out for no reason.
7. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .
8. Grassroots cadres don't drink alcohol, and they have no expectations at all.
9. Run as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.
10. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.
1 1. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.
12. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.
13. Wine gives courage, but wine makes people sentimental.
14. If you can't reach the food, stand up.
15. If you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;
16. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
17. To make guests drink well, drink well first!
18. When young people leave home, old people will come back. I want to invite this young lady to have a drink with me.
19. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.
20. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?
The short sentence 2 2 1 describing drinking humor. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth.
22. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.
23. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.
24. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.
25. Bold words and strong spirits.
26. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.
27. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.
28. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.
29. The commodity economy is in great circulation. After two drinks, it will be open and refreshed.
30. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
3 1. Men and women have no chance to drink.
32. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.
33. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
34. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.
Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
36. I will do it first. Please feel free.
37. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.
38. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.
39. Such a good wine will make you live forever!
40. Years of acacia, add two or two white wines, and you can tell this acacia.
Humorous short sentences describing drinking 3 4 1. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.
42. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.
43. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.
44. I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.
45. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.
46. Reminds me of you, but you forget me.
47. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.
48. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.
49. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.
50. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.
5 1. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.
52. Life is rare and you get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
53. Give up drinking once and you will fail.
54. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.
55. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
56. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.
57. An old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow wildly, and seven points drunk and go home.
58. Wine is like a woman. There are gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
59. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
60. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.
A copy of humorous sentences about going out for a drink.
Humorous sentence Text 1 1 going out for a drink. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .
2. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
3. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.
4. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
5. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.
6. People can't walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in the rivers and lakes without drinking too much.
7. When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.
8. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.
9. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.
10. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.
1 1. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.
12. Can drink without losing money, leading the secretary.
13. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.
14. Bold words and strong spirits.
15. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
16. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.
17. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?
18. Drink and run. It's still early for promotion.
19. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where do you put it?
20. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
Humorous sentences of going out for a drink Text 2 2 1. Reminds me of you, but you forget me.
22. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.
23. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
24. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
25. Don't cry if you blow, and don't get drunk if you drink.
26. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.
27. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.
28. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drink affection and get drunk by love.
29. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Now, who's afraid of who?
30. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!
3 1. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
32. Du Kang is the only solution.
I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.
34. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.
35. I have been in a daze for one year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
36. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.
37. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.
38. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
39. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.
40. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.
The humorous sentence of going out for a drink is Text 3 4 1. Waiter, did you mix this wine with water?
42. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
43. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine, there is no reason to die in the west.
44. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.
45. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.
46. If others don't know, unless you drink.
47. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!
48. Drink nine taels at a time and concentrate on training.
49. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.
50. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
5 1. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.
52. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.
53. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!
54. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
55. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.
56. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.
When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.
58. A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband;
59. Every glass of wine knows that there are thousands of glasses missing. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.
60. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
Classic humorous expressions about couples drinking.
Classic humorous phrases about couples drinking 1. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
2. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.
3. Drink less, not more, and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
4. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.
5. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!
6. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!
7. Love and drink enough.
8. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well yourself first.
9. There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.
10. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.
1 1. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
12. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
13. Today's wine made you drunk today, so drink cold water instead.
14. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.
15. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
16. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall, a catty helps the wall. I'm not going.
17. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!
18. Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.
19. The key is the right atmosphere.
20. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
Classic humorous short sentences about couples drinking 2 2 1. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.
22. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.
23. Drinking shows friendliness. This man is a brother.
24. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
25. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.
26. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.
27. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.
28. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.
29. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.
30. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.
3 1. Drink less blood and wine, and you will not live if you drink too much.
32. Such a good wine will make you live forever!
33. It's nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it's just an excuse for me to cry.
34. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.
35. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.
36. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. You slip your legs when you talk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.
37. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.
38. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
39. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!
40. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?
Classic humorous short sentences about couples drinking 3 4 1. Give up drinking once and you will fail.
42. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;
43. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.
44. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.
45. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.
46. Two or three performances a day, with four or five meals. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.
47. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.
48. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.
49. Deep feelings, a stuffy.
50. If you don't drink enough, you will lose your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.
5 1. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.
52. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
53. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;
54. Half a catty of wine is not proper, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go even if I walk half a catty.
55. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
56. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.
57. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.
58. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.
59. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
60. Wine is like a woman. There are gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
Drinking in the evening, writing humorous sentences, 49 articles
Humorous short sentences of night drinking copywriting 1 1. If you want to make the guests drink, you must drink first!
2. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.
Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.
4. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.
5. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
6. Whoever is not drunk sleeps on the side of the road!
7. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach and wine can fill the heart.
8. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
9. Drink the east wind and be calm.
10. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."
1 1. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.
12. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
13. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.
14. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.
15. Come when you are called, and drink when you come. You can't get drunk, if you are drunk, you won't be confused, if you fall down, you can't sleep.
16. I feel shallow, lick it.
17. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
18. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.
19. Small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband;
20. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!
2 1. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
22. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;
23. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.
24. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so don't drink too much.
25. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.
Humorous short sentences of night drinking copywriting 2 26. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth.
27. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.
28. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink and have no idea.
29. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
30. If you don't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.
3 1. Wine nourishes the spirit and water, and you won't come back until dawn.
32. Don't be too tired to drink today.
33. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
34. The masses are blind and the unit lacks funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!
35. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for it, and I want to understand that you are uncomfortable.
36. You asked me if I like drinking alone. I told you, I lack too much in my life, but I don't lack you.
37. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.
38. Bold words and spirits are heroic.
39. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.
40. No drinking, no future;
4 1. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
42. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.
43. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
44. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
45. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.
46. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!
47. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.
48. Today is Monday. Let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.
49. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
A humorous sentence about drinking and a classic quotation (60 sentences)
No one understands your frown, and no one gets drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for trouble and want to understand your discomfort.
2. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. If you don't talk much, you will drink too much.
3. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
4. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
5. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.
6. I was drunk and nobody would accept it, so I helped the wall.
7. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.
8. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.
9. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.
10. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn.
1 1. You won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?
12. I'll do it first. Please feel free.
13. Drink only drinks, not leaders.
14. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
15. Drunk and awake, different mentality!
16. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;
17. I once had a drink with a leader and others and drank too much. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"
18. Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.
19. Stop drinking from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget this sentence!
20. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
Humorous sentences of 2 2 1 in the text of classic drinking quotations. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
22. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.
23. Without drinking, there is no future.
24. Today, drink cold water when you are drunk.
25. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
26. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.
27. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.
28. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".
29. Lead the whole process and lead the future.
30. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
3 1. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.
32. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
33. If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?
34. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.
It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.
36. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
37. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.
38. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.
39. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
40. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.
Text of a humorous classic drinking quotation 3 4 1. Today, I drank wine, so I felt sick and had a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.
42. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?
43. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.
44. Drink less blood and wine, and you will not live if you drink too much.
45. Wine is a magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.
46. If you can't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.
47. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.
48. Grassroots cadres don't drink alcohol, and there is no hope at all.
49. Eat leftovers and pack them back.
50. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.
5 1. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
52. Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.
53. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
54. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.
55. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.
56. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.
57. Half a catty of wine is not proper, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go even if I walk half a catty.
58. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.
59. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
60. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!
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