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What if my girlfriend cheats and continues to be a mistress?
Basic information: 1, my name is L 33, and the annual income of local people is about 60 thousand; 2. My girlfriend's name is S 27. The annual income of a foreign bank teller is about 1.3 million. There is a younger brother, parents, grandparents and grandparents who are fourteen years younger than her. 3. Girlfriend 1 Boyfriend is called A 4, Girlfriend No.2 Boyfriend is called B 39, and Girlfriend No.3 Boyfriend (rich) is called Bank C Branch, with high income.
Story 1 (the story I told):
20 10 s is a master in the county middle school, but she chose two different universities for A to give up the opportunity to study in Nanjing and A to study locally, and she studied a major in the university that she thought was rubbish.
20 1 1, s met b, b is a local, s and a broke up; During this period, S studied hard and got a second degree. Unfortunately, like her first major, it is also a garbage major that she doesn't like.
In 20 12, the first friend of S's WeChat added B. At this time, B was married, but B provided S with material and emotional help, and S found emotional sustenance in B.
20 14 After graduating from college, S didn't go back to her parents' city or county (parents didn't let her go back and let her work well in this city). Due to her poor major, her parents didn't give her enough living expenses (since graduation, S didn't give a penny to her family). S worked as a temporary worker in a public institution for several months, and then was admitted to a bank teller, but was assigned to a suburban outlet. During this period, B kept giving S material, emotional and physical sustenance.
In 20 15, S got to know C C, helped S complete the banking task, and gave life guidance and material help, but B didn't know about it.
In 20 16, s was transferred to a further outlet. She wanted to cry, but she took part in the recruitment of other banks and tried to stay in the center of the city. It's a pity that her major is not good and she lost one by one. S wanted to buy an 800,000 second-hand house in the downtown area of this city, and borrowed it from his parents 10W. Parents thought that the choice of buying a second-hand house should be near downtown. As a result, S didn't buy a house, and the second-hand house quickly appreciated to 10W.
2065438+At the beginning of March 2007, S changed from a private position to a public position in the Internet, and refused the pursuit of a handsome guy in the local government party committee on the grounds that he already had a boyfriend. Then check in with B who has just returned from a business trip.
20 17 At the end of March, my friend and S worked in the same company. I accepted a friend's invitation to dinner and met S for the first time. My first impression of her was sweet and charming. My friend said that I often read books in the library. She took the initiative to add WeChat, saying that she would go to the library to read when she was free. My friend later told me to seize the opportunity. After many failed blind dates, I feel my luck has changed.
Three days later, I asked her out to eat Chaoshan beef hotpot and invited her to a movie. During the conversation, she had a good time. She didn't order much food, which was also to my taste. I made up my mind to try to catch up with her. 2065438+April 2007, I invited her out to the movies and told her jokes in the park as soon as I was free. Finally, when I sent her back to the dormitory to cross the street after watching the movie, I held her hand. She didn't refuse, but she took her hand back without saying a few words. She told me that she had graduated for three years and living in this city was too tiring. She wants to go back to her parents' city and start a new job and life. I thought I would try to make her my girlfriend and let her stay for me.
A few days later, I asked her to go for a walk in the park after dinner. I held her hand when I was walking, and then I held her for a distance with my right hand. She didn't refuse to have a stop-and-go chat with me and made an appointment to take a walk with me the next day. The next day, I walked with her for two kilometers, bought drinks and sat on a stone by the lake. She said that she had applied for an interview at her parents' bank in G City. I am very sad, but I think that since she is going back, I will give her a ride if I like her and respect her decision. I immediately offered to send her back to the bank for an interview. I booked the wrong ticket because she didn't pay attention to the time slot when booking the ticket, so I immediately drove her car to G city with her. Because I was driving at night, I didn't dare to drive too fast, so it was already past 1 1 when I drove to G city. We parked the car before going out and opened two rooms in the convenience hotel. I took an intravenous drip and went to the snack street with her to eat leeks, saury, dried fish powder and roast beef. 1 After returning to my room, I received her WeChat, saying that I was afraid of being peeped. I knew something good would happen tonight, so I went to her room to spend the night with her. I was still thinking about it when she went to the interview the next day. After the interview, she and I drove back to the city for six hours at high speed. I am glad to add an important weight to keep her in this city.
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