Tell a humorous joke?

There was a monk who liked to drink, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he secretly hid under the bed. One day he came and found that all the wine was gone, so he called his three apprentices. But because he was easy to discipline, he couldn't directly ask them who stole his own wine, so he asked the three apprentices: "Good wine" is gone (long time no see).

The first disciple said, "I didn't steal it" (Amitabha),

The second disciple said, "I drink four cups" (I am merciful).

The last disciple boldly said, "sin, sin" because he was still drunk.