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Why is China’s stock market not doing well?
The above are all my personal opinions
First, China’s A-shares are the largest stock market in the world. come out.
Second, China’s A-shares have the largest issuance of new shares in the world, and new companies line up to enter this hunting ground every day.
Third, listed companies on the Chinese stock market never pay dividends, only raise capital, and their performance and earnings are basically the worst in the world.
Fourthly, most of the companies in the Chinese stock market are state-owned enterprises. These companies are all prodigals who are begging for their father and mother.
Fifth, the Chinese stock market has never been honest because they will not be responsible to shareholders.
Sixth, the production quality of Chinese companies is the worst in the world. For example:
Yesterday, a bank security guard bought a small car. It’s a good thing. It has four wheels. When we asked him what car he bought, he gave us five guesses, "all beginning with B". Oh, we were very surprised. Is it a Bentley, a BMW, or a Mercedes-Benz? The answer is completely shocking to you. The security guard's answer is: "Like B". No one understands, aren’t all cars starting with B look like B? We women couldn't figure it out after guessing for a long time, but at that time a male colleague actually laughed and ran away.
After guessing for a long time, I typed BYD on the stock software. It turned out to be BYD. No wonder, I personally think that the cars produced by BYD are urban garbage.
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