A humorous copy that can make people relax.

Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, I will always be possessed! I have compiled some humorous copywriting, welcome everyone to read it!

1, life will make the first half of your life very bitter, but as long as you persist and keep working hard, you will get used to it in the second half.

2. Most of the practical jokes of ugly people are true, because they are good-looking and unreasonable.

3. winter vacation homework, let's break up. I don't think we are suitable, really.

4, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

5, like to shake, do not like to roll.

6. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

9. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can't. I can only make you cry.

10, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them.

1 1, it is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

12, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

13, I like you as much as I like the sea. I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai. 14, your praise, seemingly indifferent, is actually full of flowers.

15, you and I have no chance, I spent all my money.

16, being wronged is almost the fastest way for a person to grow. What you eat is injustice, and what you get after digestion is pattern.

17. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics.

18, it's inconvenient to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

19, don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

20. Women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

2 1, I don't even know, take back your criteria for judging people. Being a man really depends on my mood.

22. Repeat the same question and repeat different questions.

23. Who travels around the world without a box of masks these days?

24, you rob my wife, even if you give me a green diamond for a year.

25, don't tell jokes at the seaside, will cause? Xiao Hai? Yes

26, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, don't want to cold war, don't want to have a second regret with you. 27. Don't complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

28, your existence, I stayed up late last night, my night, my dream, my all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

29. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

30. I thought my gentleness could give you the whole universe.

3 1, lovesickness is less sleepy, and unrequited love is not old; Flirt to solve troubles, spend heart to practice brain; Cheating is good for the heart, and picking up girls is anti-aging.

32. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.

You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

34. It is a pet that needs to be kept, and it is called a foreign body that doesn't need to be kept.

No matter how well you dress, bricks will fall off.

The above is a humorous copy for everyone to appreciate, and I like to remember to collect it.