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What are the classic sentences in the TV series Long Live Husband?
The motherland is vast and rich in resources
But men, don’t gamble, otherwise women will stop your pulse
Afraid that your wife will become prosperous, and the philandering husband will resist her
The worst thing for a death row inmate is not the execution time, but the few hours before death.
Ten thousand women will taste a pair of red lips
Love talk before marriage and big talk after marriage
When a man has no money, his wife doubles as a secretary
A man says After making a fortune, the secretary doubles as the wife
You go back and wait for notification. No, you go back and wait for notice from other companies
If I give up the entire forest for one tree, wouldn’t I be very unfair to other trees?
All the big words you say before marriage are love words
All the love words you say after marriage become nonsense
The classic line at the beginning of each episode of Long Live My Husband
No. Episode
Love before marriage is a myth
Love after marriage is a joke
Episode 2
Love before marriage is endless
Lies after marriage
Episode 3
When a man has no money, his wife must also be his secretary
When a man gets rich, his secretary must also be his wife
Episode 4
Before marriage, quarrel whenever we meet
Episode 5
If a man is rich, he wants to marry a wife
If a man is rich, he wants to find a lover
Episode 6
Before marriage, everything is romance
After marriage, everything is a waste
Episode 7
Men are so humorous before marriage
Men are so silent after marriage
Episode 8
Before marriage, men wait for women in the restaurant
After marriage, women wait for men in the living room
Episode 9
Women are the best at acting coquettishly
Men are the best at lying
Episode 10
Before marriage, men are gruff to women
After marriage, men are gruff to women
p>Episode 11
Before marriage, men are willing to give blank checks
After marriage, men are willing to give blank checks
Episode 12
Before marriage, men pester women every day
After marriage, women stare at men every day
Episode 13
Every big talk before marriage is just love talk
p>Talk about love after marriage becomes nonsense
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