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What are the classic sentences in the TV series Long Live Husband?

The motherland is vast and rich in resources

But men, don’t gamble, otherwise women will stop your pulse

Afraid that your wife will become prosperous, and the philandering husband will resist her

The worst thing for a death row inmate is not the execution time, but the few hours before death.

Ten thousand women will taste a pair of red lips

Love talk before marriage and big talk after marriage

When a man has no money, his wife doubles as a secretary

A man says After making a fortune, the secretary doubles as the wife

You go back and wait for notification. No, you go back and wait for notice from other companies

If I give up the entire forest for one tree, wouldn’t I be very unfair to other trees?

All the big words you say before marriage are love words

All the love words you say after marriage become nonsense

The classic line at the beginning of each episode of Long Live My Husband

No. Episode

Love before marriage is a myth

Love after marriage is a joke

Episode 2

Love before marriage is endless

Lies after marriage

Episode 3

When a man has no money, his wife must also be his secretary

When a man gets rich, his secretary must also be his wife

Episode 4

Before marriage, quarrel whenever we meet

Episode 5

If a man is rich, he wants to marry a wife

If a man is rich, he wants to find a lover

Episode 6

Before marriage, everything is romance

After marriage, everything is a waste

Episode 7

Men are so humorous before marriage

Men are so silent after marriage

Episode 8

Before marriage, men wait for women in the restaurant

After marriage, women wait for men in the living room

Episode 9

Women are the best at acting coquettishly

Men are the best at lying

Episode 10

Before marriage, men are gruff to women

After marriage, men are gruff to women

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Episode 11

Before marriage, men are willing to give blank checks

After marriage, men are willing to give blank checks

Episode 12

Before marriage, men pester women every day

After marriage, women stare at men every day

Episode 13

Every big talk before marriage is just love talk

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Talk about love after marriage becomes nonsense