What are the jokes? Pupils laugh best.

Homophonic joke Homophonic joke refers to a joke with the approximate pronunciation of Chinese characters as the joke. Some homophonic jokes are related to dialects. Its content can cover many aspects, even including adult jokes. Homophonic jokes mostly come from life, and a few are deliberately created by using the pronunciation of some Chinese characters. Generally speaking, homophonic jokes from life are more real and easy to make people laugh.

Cleaning date

A Dai went to his girlfriend's house and saw no one in the living room, so he shouted, Where are you? Girlfriend: I'm washing dates. There's nobody at home. Come and help me! A Dai is shy and silent. Girlfriend impatient: Come on! What are you doing? A Dai: I'm taking off my clothes.

Scholars and elephants cross the river.

I used to play chess with your father. Why didn't I know that? Once we played chess, I had one scholar left and your father had one elephant left. . . B: So it's not a draw? A: yes, I am also a chess player, but your father quit and had to keep playing? Ah, are you kidding? How is it possible to get off? A: Hehe, your father has an idea. B: All elephants can cross the river!

Life is a tragedy-full version

Version 1.0: Life is a tragedy.

Version 2.0: My life is like a coffee table filled with cups.

Version 3.0: Life is like a coffee table, filled with cups; Life, like a teacup, is a tragedy in itself; Life is more like tea, and it will eventually be soaked in tragedy.

Version 4.0: Life is like a braces. You can think of it as a tragedy or a washing appliance.

Take some clothes and money.

A true joke. . Source life. . Some students went home. . I want him to bring me something. . . So I sent a message: burn some clothes and money for me.

My camera!

A beautiful woman dressed sexy left her camera in the back seat when she got off the taxi. When the driver saw this, he quickly put his head out of the window and shouted at the beautiful woman: Miss, your camera! The beauty blushed and turned to scold: you are still like a fucking duck! Hearing this, the driver drove away angrily. At this time, the beauty suddenly thought that the camera was still in the car, so she chased the car and shouted, Master, my camera.

The humor of the hotel lady

How to treat the housing market?

Blind date with a MM, we sat opposite the teahouse. After understanding the work, education, family and hobbies of both sides, the conversation got into trouble and began to pull some cold jokes, and then we talked about social and economic topics. Me: What do you think of the housing market? MM: (Pauses, lowers his head and is silent for a while) It's better not to be too frequent.

Reporter? Prostitute?

Policeman: What are you doing, wandering the street so late! Miss: Prostitute! Pol.ice is in awe, a burst of worship! Policeman: Which newspaper is it from? Miss: It's too late! Policeman: Which evening paper is it? Miss: hug the man at night! Pol.ice: Hello, Henan Evening News! Miss: This thing can only be done at night! Pol.ice: It's really hard to press the manuscript at night! Pay more attention to your health! Miss: ......

Take the no.8 bus.

There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is Huang Jun. He often takes the No.8 bus with his son, so there is often a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station, sees a No.8 bus driving into the bus station in the distance, and immediately shouts to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming!

The market atmosphere of 3G

Translated into Chinese, TD-SCDMA means: the head is big-the market is depressed; WCDMA translated into Chinese is: I am depressed; CDMA2000 translated into Chinese means: in a downturn, it was in a downturn in 2000.

Are you happy?

Students ask people at the railway station: Are you happy? Ask everyone. Some people say happiness, others say unhappiness, and then I asked a farmer. Student: Are you happy? The farmer looked at the student a few times and said casually, my name is Wang.

political prisoner

Teacher Zhang, the head teacher, walked into the classroom angrily and said sharply: You called me Chinese Zhang, but I put up with it; Why do you call her a political prisoner (Fan), a political teacher of new and old normal schools?

Two big bombs

This joke is homophonic. This morning, XXX Public Security Bureau 1 10 received a phone call from the masses, saying that there were two big bombs under the overpass. The police of XXX Branch went to the scene with bomb squad and found a red cloth bag under the bridge. Experts and police carefully opened the bag, which contained several layers of newspaper parcels. The police took it apart layer by layer and finally found that it was really two big bombs: four.

Eating in the south is really expensive.

Northern men eat in the south! ! M: How much is the bun? Woman: Touch fifty. Man: What about below? Female: 100. Man angrily: What about jiaozi? Woman: Sleep 200. The man exclaimed: A bowl of 200? Woman: 400 a night.

Zhao Shuang is dead.

Zhao Shuang is dead. His family burst into tears at home: cool! Cool! Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, great, great.

When I was a child, I read English like. ...

When I was a child, I read English as a classmate who should pay interest, as a president, as a peddler selling side dishes, as a causal link, as a philosopher, as a politician, as an overseas Chinese who should be exhausted, and as a pile of work. ......