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Classical Chinese Enlightenment Reader Translation 52- 100
Song Caobin attacked Jinling (now Nanjing, Jiangsu Province), and when he was about to conquer it, he suddenly said that he was ill. His generals were very surprised. They all came to visit him, hoping to recover soon. Cao Bin said:' My illness can't be cured by a doctor's medicine, but you * * * all agree to swear that when the city falls, you will be fine and won't kill anyone. The generals agreed and burned it immediately. The next day, Cao Bin said that he was well. When it was time to conquer Jinling, the city was already very stable and the people were as usual. Another general, Cao Hanke, was so angry that he could not capture Jiangzhou (now Jiujiang City, Jiangxi Province) for a long time. After the conquest, he slaughtered the people in the city.
53. Ouyang Xiu made a determined effort to study hard
Mr. Ouyang Xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family was poor and had no money to study. Taitai painted on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. She also taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby scholar's house to borrow books and read them, and sometimes I copy them. So he stayed up all night, forgot to eat and sleep, and just buried himself in reading. Poems written since childhood, fu words, and so on.
54. Fall into Sun Shan.
During the Song Dynasty in China, there was a talented scholar named Sun Shan. He is not only humorous, but also good at telling jokes, so people nearby nicknamed him "funny wit" Once, he and the son of a fellow villager went to Beijing to take a juren exam. When the list was published, Sun Shan's name was listed at the bottom of the list, but he was still on the list, the man who went with him. But he was not admitted. Soon after, Sun Shanxian returned home, and the villagers came to ask if his son had been admitted. Sun Shan was embarrassed to say it, but he couldn't hide it, so he casually read two poems that were not poetic: "Xie Ming is everywhere in Sun Shan, and Xianlang is outside Sun Shan." Xie Ming is the first in China's imperial examination system. Sun Shan's "Xie Ming" in his poems generally refers to a juren who has passed the exam. The overall meaning of his poem is: "The last name on the list of people is Sun Shan, but your son's name is still behind my Sun Shan." According to this story, from then on, if they were admitted to the school or took various exams, people called them "left behind from Sun Shan".
55, bats
Phoenix is the king of birds. All the birds came to congratulate Phoenix on its birthday, but the bat didn't appear. Phoenix stopped it and rebuked it: "You belong to my jurisdiction, how dare you be so arrogant!" " The bat stamped his foot and said, "I have animal feet. I am a citizen of the animal kingdom." Can your bird kingdom control me? "A few days later, Kirin celebrated his birthday. Kirin is the king of beasts. All the animals came to celebrate their birthdays, but the bats still didn't appear. Kirin called it in and scolded, "You are under my jurisdiction, how dare you be so presumptuous! The bat flapped its wings and said, "I have wings. I am a citizen of the country of birds." Your animal kingdom is too wide! " One day, Phoenix and Kirin met, and when it comes to bats, they realize that both of them are lying. Phoenix and Kirin shook their heads and sighed, deeply touched: "The current atmosphere is too bad. It happened that these guys who were neither birds nor beasts were born, and there was really no way! "
56, red felt
Red-haired countries (formerly Britain and the Netherlands) used to be allowed to trade with China. Border guards are forbidden to go ashore when they see too many people coming. The redhead repeatedly asked, "Just give us a place as big as a carpet." The coach felt that there was not enough room for a few people in a place as big as the carpet, so he agreed. The redhead put the carpet in the harbor, and only two people could stand on it. They pulled up the carpet so that four or five people could stand on it; While pulling, people kept coming ashore. After a while, the carpet became about the size of an acre of land, and hundreds of people stood on it. These red-haired people who came ashore suddenly drew their knives together, attacked by surprise, and robbed Fiona Fang for several miles before leaving.
Vietnamese keep dogs.
The Vietnamese met a dog on the Luhe River. The dog lowered its head, wagged its tail and said in human language, "I'm good at hunting. I'll share it with you." The Vietnamese people were very happy and went home with their dogs. They feed it sorghum and meat and treat it like a human being. The dog was treated and became more and more arrogant. All the wild animals they hunt must be eaten. "The more people wake up, the more they give dogs (animals) meat and give themselves. The dog got angry, bit his head, bit off his neck and legs, and ran away. Keeping dogs as family members and (then) competing with dogs for food, how can you not fail!
58. Chenggong pays for reading.
There was an orphan named Success in the later Han Dynasty, who started herding pigs and sheep at the age of eight. Villager Xu Zisheng taught hundreds of students the classic Spring and Autumn Annals. Once, when I was grazing, I heard the Spring and Autumn Annals when I was resting there, so I asked to stay and collect firewood for the students. Although I lived a hard life for several years, I succeeded in studying hard.
59, Su Qin thorn stocks.
Su Qin, a native of Luoyang, learned the strategy of uniting the horizontal, persuaded the king of Qin, and wrote a dozen proposals, all of which were useless. In the end, he ran out of money and died miserably. When he got home, his wife didn't mend him, his sister-in-law didn't cook for him, and his parents didn't recognize him as a son. Su Qin sighed and said, "It's all my Su Qin's fault!" I vowed to study hard and said, "What's impossible? ! When I was about to fall asleep, I pricked my thigh with an awl and blood flowed to my feet. Later, I joined forces with Qi, Chu, Yan, Zhao, Wei and South Korea to resist Qin, and later became the seal of the six countries.
60 frogs fight with cows.
A frog in the grass, seeing the cow coming slowly, thought it was a big event and was very jealous of it. So he inhaled air, puffed up his stomach, tried to surpass the cow and asked his partner, "Is my stomach a little bigger, like an ox?" "The partner said," It's a long way! " The frog is very angry. He took a deep breath, bulged his stomach and said, "What now? "(Partner) said," It's no different from the previous one. " The frog suddenly jumped up, took another breath of air, bulged his stomach, and soon, his stomach cracked and died. The cow passed by the frog and trampled its body on the ground. This is a man who can bite off his teeth.
Ersao Dengtai Mountain 6 1
Once upon a time, two old people lived in the same city and had a very good relationship. Old man Jia's wife died long ago, and he was the only one. One day, he went to Weng's house with wine, and they drank together. They are very happy! Yi Weng said, "I used to make friends in Bashu and never climbed Mount Tai. I feel very sorry. Can you go with me? " Jia Weng said, "That mountain is steep. I have never climbed it. I always think of him, but when I am old, I am afraid that I don't have enough strength. " B Weng said, "You are wrong. In the past, the stupid old man was able to move mountains when he was ninety. Today we are only sixty years old, how can we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people had a good time, walking through Qiantang, crossing the Yangtze River and walking from Emei to Taiyin. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to dusk, I have walked half a mountain.
62, people have a dead axe.
Once upon a time, a man lost an axe. He thought it was the neighbor's son who stole it, so he paid great attention to the man's words and deeds and thought that he walked like stealing an axe. Look at that man's face and expression. He looks like an axe thief. Listening to him is more like stealing an axe. Later, the man who lost the axe found it. It turned out that he lost his way in the valley when he went up the mountain to cut wood the other day. When he found it, he felt that the neighbor's son didn't walk like stealing an axe. His face and expression don't look like an axe thief; Talking is not like stealing an axe.
63. Questions and answers between spiders and silkworms
The spider said to the silkworm, "You have enough to eat all day long until you are old. Silk is spun into warp and weft (cocoon), and the color is yellow and white, so you bind yourself. The woman who raised silkworms put you in boiling water and lost your life. However, your intelligence is only suitable for killing yourself. Is it a bit stupid? " The silkworm replied to the spider, "I am really looking for my own way." (But) the silk I spit out turned into patterns and colored embroidery. Which one is not made by me, the dragon on the imperial costume or the embroidered dress of the official? You weave a web on an empty stomach, spit out warp and weft, and weave a web to serve. When you see mosquitoes and butterflies passing by, you don't kill them, but let yourself (eat). What a coincidence! How cruel! " The spider said, "think of others and be yourself;" Think about yourself and be me. " Alas, few people in the world are silkworms instead of spiders!
64. A fool breaks a thorn.
There is a thorny road on the top of the mountain in Zhong Nanshan. The trunk is soft and dense, and people you meet are always entangled and unable to get rid of it. People are afraid of its thorns, so they all detour to avoid it. A man was filled with indignation and lifted his clothes to go in, trying to tear them one by one. Unexpectedly, the fingers of the left hand were cut off, the right arm was pulled, the clothes were hooked, and the sleeves on it. The gentleman said, "it is right for people to hate thorns, but they have not dealt with them in the right way." If you take an axe, find its root and cut it off, what thorn can't be pulled out? " "
65. The king of Chu hunted
In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a man named Yang in Chu State. He was good at archery. He has the ability to penetrate the Yang with a hundred paces. The king of Chu envied Uncle Yang's archery, so he asked Uncle Yang to teach him archery. The king of Chu practiced cheerfully for a long time and gradually got used to it, so he invited Uncle Yang to go hunting in the wild with him. The king of Chu ordered the ducks hiding in the reeds to be driven out. The wild ducks flew out in fear. The king of Chu bent his bow and arrow and was about to shoot. So the king of Chu pointed the arrow at the goat again and prepared to shoot it. But at this moment, a sika deer suddenly jumped out on the right. The king of Chu thought that if he shot a rare sika deer, the value would be much higher than that of a goat, so the king of Chu aimed his arrow at the sika deer again. Suddenly, everyone exclaimed for a while. It turned out that a precious goshawk flew out from the treetops and flapped its wings into the air. The king of Chu thought it better to shoot the goshawk. But when he was ready to aim, he thought it was better this way. The eagle flew away quickly. The king of Chu had to come back and shoot the sika deer, but the sika deer also escaped. He had to go back to find the goat, but the goat had slipped away and even the duck disappeared without a trace. The king of Chu held a bow and an arrow for a long time, and there was nothing to shoot.
66. An alcoholic met a miser
Once upon a time, there was a man who liked to drink. Suddenly, he met an old friend. His old friend is a miser. The drunkard said, "I hope I can catch up with your family, but I am thirsty and upset." Tea will do, just to quench your thirst. " An old friend said, "My humble abode is far away, so I dare not disturb your jade toe." The drunkard said, "I guess it's only twenty or thirty miles." An old friend said. I can't let you come. "The drunkard said," as long as you can open the door. "My old friend said," I just didn't prepare any tableware or cups. The drunkard said, "I know you very well, so you can drink from a bottle." "My old friend said," Wait for me for half a day, and I'll call you after I visit my friends. The drunk was dumbfounded.
67. Tang Lin is an official
Tang Lin became a subordinate official of Wanquan county magistrate. There are more than a dozen prisoners in the county, all of whom were detained for not paying taxes. It coincides with the rainy season in late spring, which is a good day for busy farming. Tang Lin reported to the county magistrate: "Prisoners also have wives and children. They can't farm or harvest. How can we feed them? Please let them out. " The county magistrate was afraid that they would escape and would not allow it. Tang Lin said, "If your Excellency has scruples, I will take the blame alone." So the county magistrate asked for leave and went home. Tang Lin called all the prisoners home to farm, and agreed with them that they would all go back to prison after their farm work. The prisoners appreciated Tang Lin's kindness and concentrated in the county jail. Tang Lin became famous from then on.
68. Parrots also have feelings
When Emperor Gaozong was in the Song Dynasty, someone in Longshan County brought a parrot that could only talk to the palace. Gaozong raised him and liked him very much. One day, Emperor Gaozong asked him, "Do you miss horses in your hometown?" Answer: "why don't you miss your hometown?" But what's the use of thinking about him? " The emperor sympathized with him and immediately sent someone to send him back to Huilongshan. A few years later, someone in the palace passed by that place. The parrot asked, "Is the emperor still healthy?" Answer: "I have passed away." The parrot has been crying sadly.
Tao Mu is responsible for his children.
Tao Kan, a young man in the Jin Dynasty, was an official in charge of rivers and fisheries. He once sent an altar of bad fish to his mother. Tao Kan's mother sealed the bad fish and returned it to the officers, and wrote a letter blaming Tao Kan. The letter wrote: "As an official (should be honest), you gave me something from the government (as a gift). Not only bad, but also bad.
70. Jubo Xun
Jubo Xun went to a distant place to visit his sick friend and happened to meet the conference semifinals who came to attack the city. My friend said to Giant Bo, "I'm dying. Hurry up!" " Jubo Xun said, "I came all the way to visit you, but you want me to leave. Is it possible for me in Jubo Xun to corrupt morality because of fear of death? " When the thief came, he asked Jubo Xun, "When the army arrived, the whole city fled. Who are you staying here alone? " Jubo Xun replied, "My friend is ill, so I can't bear to leave him. I would rather trade my body for my friend's life! " Thieves and soldiers said to each other, "We irrational people have invaded this moral country! So the whole army withdrew from the town and the whole city was preserved.
7 1, with Movajing as the pen.
At the age of 65,438+04, Ren Min was a knowledgeable person. As long as he hears that a famous teacher is following him, he is not afraid of the long journey. He always comes to the door with his book box on his back. He often said, if people don't study hard, why can they achieve something in the future? He is poor and homeless, sometimes even homeless. He just built a straw shed under the tree, cut the thorns into pens, and used tree juice as ink. In the evening, he was there. When there is no moon, light hay and miscellaneous wood. On weekdays, as long as I have experience in reading, I will write my thoughts on my clothes. People who study with him admire his diligence. In order to study his thoughts and experiences, they often exchange clean clothes with him in turn. He does not read the works of ancient sages. When he died, he warned future generations: "If a person studies hard all his life, he will still be alive even if he dies;" If you don't study, even if you are alive, you can only be considered a walking corpse. "
72, inkstone eye
There was a Duke Lu Feng in the Ming Dynasty, who was waiting for the appointment of the imperial court in the capital. He once met a good inkstone in the market, and the price was controversial. He went to the official hotel, sent a servant to buy an inkstone for a silver or two, and then came back. The servant came back with an inkstone. Liu Lufeng was surprised. The inkstone was not the same as before. The servant said it was this inkstone. Lu Lufeng said, "The inkstone has starling eyes." The servant replied, "I feel a little convex." Fortunately, I met a stonemason on the road and asked him to polish it smoothly. Lu Lufeng was greatly sorry.
73. Wang Xizhi's learning books
Wang Xizhi of Jin Dynasty, the son of Wang Kuang, was good at calligraphy at the age of seven. At the age of twelve, he saw the ancient Bi Shuo under his father's pillow and stole it. His father asked, "Why did you steal my secret book?" Wang Xizhi just laughed and didn't answer. Mother said, "Look at the pen." When my father was young, he was afraid that he could not keep a secret. He said to Wang Xizhi, "I'll teach you when you grow up." Wang Xizhi sincerely asked his father, "Give it to me now. If you wait until adulthood, I am afraid that you will bury your childhood talents. " My father was very happy and gave it to me. He said to Wang Ce, who was then the official of Taichang, "Xizhi must have read Bi Shuo and recently read his calligraphy, and his wisdom is mature." He said with tears streaming down his face, "This child will definitely be more famous than me." During the Jin Dynasty, the imperial court held a sacrificial ceremony in the northern suburbs. When changing the bamboo board, the worker cut off his words and infiltrated the board for three points.
74. Meng Mu moved three times.
When Mencius was young, he lived near the grave. Mencius often likes to play in the grave. When Meng Mu saw this scene, he felt that this place was not suitable for living, so he and Mencius moved to live near the market. However, Mencius played the business of learning businessmen. Meng Mu thought this place was not suitable for Mencius to live in, so he moved to the academy. At this time, Mencius imitated Confucian scholars to learn etiquette. Meng Mu thinks this is exactly what Mencius is suitable for.
75. Liang Zhu
Zhu Yingtai disguised herself as a man, went to school and became Liang Shanbo's classmate. After studying together for three years, they have a good relationship. After finishing her studies, Yingtai is ready to go home and see her off alone. On the way, Yingtai told Shan Bo that she had a younger sister at home who just turned 28 this year. She is virtuous and talented, and wants to help her as a matchmaker. Shan Bo agreed. The next year, Shan Bo went to Yingtai's house and met Ying. It is Yingtai himself. Shan Bo was very happy, but Yingtai had been betrothed to the Ma family, and the two of them burst into tears and agreed to share life and death. Soon, Shanbo fell ill and died because he missed Yingtai, and Yingtai was forced to get married. When the sedan chair passed by Shanbo's grave, the grave opened and Yingtai jumped, and the two became free-flying butterflies.
76. Two dogs love each other deeply.
Xi 'an is a boy named Yong Yong. He has two dogs at home, Bai Hehua. They are half-brothers, smart and considerate. Later, the white dog suddenly became blind due to eye diseases, so he couldn't take care of himself, so the Chinese dog gave him food to eat. At night, he sleeps beside him. Later, the white dog died, and the owner was very sorry and buried in the foothills.
77. Zhao made a mistake
There was a man named Zhao in the State of Wu. His family is very rich and has many collectibles. His sons squander money and do nothing every day. An old man kindly advised him, "Your sons are all idlers. Once you die, how can they support themselves? " Before they can live independently, they should be allowed to learn skills. Zhao refused to listen to advice and continued to indulge his sons. After Zhao's death, his sons still lived in luxury. Soon, all their assets were squandered. Some of the three sons begged in the market, some stole from their neighbors, and some starved to death on the roadside. People say, "This is self-inflicted! "But isn't it their father's fault?
78. Catch thieves
There is a couple named Zhou who make a living by fishing. During the day, two big robbers discussed with each other: "Let's rob Zhou's wife while she is still in the market. So we saw Zhou's departure. Two big robbers approached the ship with knives. Mr and Mrs Zhou have a dog. It saw the robber and barked. Mrs. Zhou heard it. So the robbers could not escape. Mrs. Zhou pushed a robber into the river while they were not on guard. A robber was bitten by a dog and was in great pain. Mrs. Zhou tried to cut him with a knife, but the robber looked wronged and knelt down to apologize. This is the week that happened to come back. Seeing this, she took two robbers to the government.
79. Bird abandoned dogs.
A native of Ruicheng, Hebei Province, was once the chief of Pingyang. His father, Yan Jun, was an official in the county and was recommended by the villagers for his purity. He is modest and prudent by nature and filial to his parents. Once, Bird saw an abandoned puppy on a forest path and took it home to raise it. His uncle scolded him, "What are you doing?" Just want to throw away the puppy again. Bird retorted his uncle, saying, "There is nothing alive that should not attach importance to its life. If it is realistic, it is natural to be born, sick and dead, and there is no way to stop it. But now it is abandoned by people and will lead to its death, which is not unstoppable. If you see it dying and don't adopt it, you won't have any pity. So you should adopt it. " So Bird was allowed to raise the puppy. Not long after, the puppy's mother put a dead rabbit in front of Bird and left (as if to thank Bird for adopting her son). Later generations told the story of Zhang Yuanyang's abandoned little dog, which was referred to as Bird feeding the abandoned dog for short.
80. I paid back the gold twice.
Scholar He Yue, named Zhai Wei, once found more than 200 taels of silver while walking in the evening, but he was afraid to tell his family for fear that they would persuade him to keep the money. The next morning, he came to the place where he found the money with the money. When he saw a man looking for it, he went forward and asked him, and the number of answers was consistent with the mark he found. The man wants to get some money from it as a reward, I said. "The man left with thank humbly. He once taught in an official family. The official has something to go to the capital. He left a box containing hundreds of taels of gold. (official) said, "I'll come back later to get it." "After many years, I haven't heard from him. (Later) I heard that the official's nephew went to the south on business, but he didn't take the box. (He Yue) Money stayed with him for many years, but he was not tempted at all. We can see that he is far better than ordinary people.
8 1, Che Yin Hong Ying night reading
Che Yin, a native of A Jin, is cautious, diligent, tireless and knowledgeable. (Che Yin) is poor and can't get sesame oil often (light a lamp and study under it). On summer nights, (Che Yin) made a (transparent) bag with dozens of fireflies to look after books and study day and night.
82. Tyranny is fiercer than a tiger
Confucius passed by Mount Tai, and a woman was crying at the grave, looking very sad. Confucius stood up and leaned against the crossbar and sent a child to inquire about the woman. Confucius said, "You are crying so sadly, as if there is something very sad." The woman said, "My father-in-law was eaten by a tiger, my husband was eaten by a tiger, and now my son is eaten by a tiger." Confucius asked, "Why don't you leave here?" The woman replied, "There is no harsh tyranny." Confucius said, "Students should remember that tyranny is fiercer and more terrible than tigers.
83. Su Dongpo burned the deed.
Su Dongpo returned from northern Guangdong and chose to live in Yangxian County. Shao Min showed him a house (worth 500,000 yuan). Su Dongpo spent all his money before he was able to buy it. Later, he chose an auspicious day to live in his new home. He often walks with Shao Min under the moon and hears a woman crying, so he pushes the door open and goes in. The woman saw Su Dongpo still crying. Su Dongpo asked her, and the woman said, I have a house that has been passed down for a hundred years. Ask her where the house is, which Su Dongpo bought. Su Dongpo repeatedly comforted her and said, I bought your house. Don't be sad. I'll pay you back today. He immediately sent for the certificate and burned it in front of the woman. The next day, he asked the woman's son to take his mother back to his original place of residence, but he didn't ask how much he was worth.
84. At stake
In the Spring and Autumn Period, Tu 'an, a pleasure-seeking minister of Jinling, built a nine-story Qiongtai for him. Afraid of being discouraged, he ordered: "Whoever dares to remonstrate will be beheaded!" Minister Gou Xi knew about it, so he came to see Jin Linggong. In order to stop Gou Xi from dissuading him, Duke Ling of Jin ordered the samurai to bend their bows and arrows. As soon as Gou Jian started to protest, he was immediately killed. After seeing it, Gou pretended to be relaxed and said to Jin Linggong, "I came to see Jin Wang today, but I didn't dare to persuade you, just wanted to give you a stunt." I can set 12 pieces. It's called "hook show". Set 12 blocks in the west of the ditch first, and then add eggs one by one. When Jin Linggong saw it, he shouted "danger" and said slowly, "What danger? What could be more dangerous than this? Jin Linggong asked him what was more dangerous, and said, "Your Majesty, you have built a nine-story platform, so that no one in China cultivates the land and the national treasury is empty. Once foreign enemies invade, the country is in danger. Isn't it more dangerous? Hearing this, Duke Ling of Jin woke up and immediately ordered to stop the nine-story platform project.
86. After Li took Li as prime minister, we must try our best to get rid of those officials in the DPRK who were favored by Xuanzong or whose positions were about to surpass their own, especially those scholars who entered the official because of their literary talents. Sometimes pretend to be friendly on the surface, say some beautiful words, but secretly plot to frame them. Therefore, the world calls Li "a sword with honey in his mouth." Li Ji cooks porridge. His sister was ill and cooked porridge for her, and the flame burned his beard and hair. Her sister advised him, "You have so many concubines, why do you have to work so hard?" "Li replied," is there really no one? I think my sister is old now, and I am old myself. Even if I want to cook porridge for my sister for a long time, how is it possible? 89. The chicken is grateful to a traveler for walking on a rainy night and staying at a friend's house. My friend was very happy when he saw a guest coming, so he killed the chicken to entertain the guests. The traveler took pity on the chicken and pretended to be a vegetarian, so the owner stopped killing the chicken. When he was sleeping at night, he suddenly heard the rapid crowing of chickens. He thought the weasel was coming, so he got up to catch the weasel. Then the wall fell down, and it happened to be a guest. Thinking that the guest was crushed to death, he lit a candle and found the guest beside the henhouse (safe and sound. ). Probably the chicken thanked the guest for saving his life, and (found that the wall was about to fall down) let the guest get up with the crow. 90. Sui Hou saved the snake and got the pearl. In the history of Sui and Hou Dynasties, there was a trip to the State of Qi. On the way, I saw a snake trapped on the beach, with a head injury and bleeding profusely. Then pick it to the water with crutches and let it swim. Later, when I came back from the State of Qi, I saw Shekou holding a treasure pearl, waiting to give it to the Sui Hou. Sui Hou dare not accept it. That night, I dreamed of stepping on a snake, and woke up to see a pair of night pearls on the bedside, one inch in diameter, which could shine all over the room. The world called Sui Hou Zhu Bao. 1, the gambler borrowed money from a rich man, and many businessmen asked him. One day when I was out, a teenager followed him (the rich man) and borrowed business capital from him. The millionaire agreed. Teenagers follow the rich man's home. I happened to see dozens of copper coins on the table. Teenagers are idle and have nothing to do. He covered the money from bottom to top with his hand, which was very skillful. The rich man refused his request and finally didn't give him money. Someone asked the rich man why he didn't lend him money. The rich man said, "this man is definitely a gambler, not a man of good character." The familiar tricks in gambling were revealed unconsciously in his hands. " Ask the boy, really. 94. Wang Chong studied it. Wang Chong, a scholar in the Eastern Han Dynasty, became an orphan when he was very young. In his village, he was praised for his filial piety. Later, he went to Beijing to learn Confucianism from Ban Biao's teachers. Wang Chong is a good reader and is not bound by the sentences in the book. Because his family is poor and there are no books, Wang Chong often goes to the market in Luoyang to see the books sold there, and he can recite them as soon as he reads them. Deng You's nephew, Deng You, is from the State of Jin. Deng You's younger brother died a long time ago, leaving a child as an orphan. At the time of social unrest, northern Hu people invaded the capital and robbed animals. Deng You escaped with his wife and children. After eating all the food, the conference semifinals approached again. Deng You said to his wife, "My brother died young, leaving only an orphan. Now, if we ... Everyone will die. Why don't we put down our children and fly away with our brother's orphans? " Hearing this, my wife burst into tears. Deng You comforted her and said, "Don't cry, we are still young, and there will be children in the future." Hearing this, my wife agreed. 96. It is easy for people to draw ghosts for the King of Qi. King Qi asked him, "What is the hardest thing to draw? He said, "Dogs and horses are the most difficult to draw. King Qi asked, "What is the easiest thing to draw?" He said, "It is easiest to draw ghosts." Dogs and horses are familiar to people, and they will appear in front of you sooner or later. They can't just draw similar pictures, so it's difficult to draw. Ghosts are invisible and will not appear in front of people, so they are easy to draw. 97. Meng Mu did not bully Mencius when he was very young. One day, a family in the east killed pigs. Mencius didn't know why the family wanted to kill pigs, so he asked his mother. Meng Mu didn't think much and said, "Kill pigs to eat meat for you." After that, Meng Mu regretted it. She counted herself in her mind: "I have been sitting at the table since I was pregnant with Mencius." This is to teach him to keep his word. " So, although the family was very poor at that time, Meng Mu went to the people who killed pigs in the east to buy some meat for Mencius, and fulfilled his promise to Mencius with his own practical actions. 98. Ten miles west of Tianjingkou in Taihang Mountain, there is a thatched temple where an old monk lives. The old monk once walked in a mountain stream, and there was a little tiger the size of a dog with a broken leg. Probably fell off a cliff and was abandoned by the tigress. The old monk took pity on it, took it back to the temple and raised it with porridge and rice. Later, he domesticated it slowly and it followed him when he went out. After two years, the tiger became worse, and people called it "lame tiger". A guest visited the temple, and the tiger followed the monk back and forth to entertain the guests. Far and near. Outside the cloud nine, I thought the tiger was very friendly to me. One day, the monk took the tiger out of the city, and his nose was bleeding all over the floor. The monk was afraid of polluting the land, so he let the tiger lick the blood with his feet. The tiger licked the blood and thought it was delicious. Because I couldn't help being greedy, I jumped on the monk and ate him. Since then, the lame tiger has been on the road, eating people and hurting people. I planted trees first, and everyone laughed at him at that time. But many years later, (the tree that Fan planted that year) can be used (made into various utensils). Everyone who laughed at him came to him for help. This is why we can't stop planting trees. As the saying goes: "A year's plan is no less than planting rice; Ten years of planning, nothing can compare with planting trees. " That's what I said. 100, Sima Guang was the prime minister of the Song Dynasty. He once edited "Zi Tong Zhi Jian" and was a famous prime minister at that time. When Sima Guang was young, he was worried that his ability to recite poetry books was not as good as others. Everyone studied and discussed together, and the other brothers had already finished reciting, so they went to play and have a rest; (Sima Guang) studied hard alone, just like Dong Zhongshu and Confucius did when they were studying, until they could recite it skillfully. There is more energy in reading now, and the gains will be long-term. The books he has read and recited will be unforgettable for life. Sima Guang once said, "When you are riding for a walk, when you can't sleep in the middle of the night, you can recite the article you have read and think about its meaning." "
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