Eight-character curse words

1. Swearing sentences with dirty words

Did your mother sleep with your uncle?

Did your dad and mom cut corners?

You are a primitive species among modern humans and an avant-garde species among orangutans!

We didn’t invite you to go to the filming of Journey to the West. If you go, you can skip putting on makeup and just stand on stage. Oh my god! Tathagata doesn't know how to accept you when he sees it!

Is that your mouth? Why do you have teeth and say shitty things?

Look at you, you look like a human face, you wouldn’t know it if you didn’t look carefully!

The lazy toad wants to eat swan meat, so you just throw the toad into a pile and no one will take care of it!

Leaving you on the earth is suspected of polluting the environment! Sending you to Mars is suspected of racial discrimination (Martians)!

Your parents are so good-looking, how come you are like this! Scientists exclaimed: Miracle, the world has another unsolved mystery!

You can fascinate a group of people if you don’t turn around, and you can scare a group of people to death if you turn around!

The weather is clear today and the sun is shining brightly. As soon as you show up, dark clouds will cover and thunder and lightning will appear!

It’s best not to go out on a rainy day, as you will be struck by lightning as soon as you go out! You look fucking amazing!

These are all written by me, hehe! 2. Please use classic sentences to curse people (without swear words)

We are all civilized people, we should not curse people casually, let alone be like a shrew, with arms akimbo and swearing.

But some people can’t do it without scolding. what to do? Please look at the highest level of swearing: swearing without using curse words.

You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog with congenital Mongolian syndrome, an abandoned baby of the Everest snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks, The descendants of black people from Africans, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang, hippopotamuses crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic vents, super shameless loudspeakers, the shame of Eskimos, and superorganisms that survive cockroaches , a semi-plant with decayed vitality, a smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit", a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history, an old washing machine dropped by God by mistake, a brainless person who can think. Creatures, a scourge that ruins the reputation of our Asian compatriots, descendants whose ancestors have been humiliated by them, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, sedimentary materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, like you Damn guy: He can only act like a turd in a TV series. He can’t compare to the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside. He is more than 10 times more handsome than Ruhua. To find a girlfriend, he has to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. He just wants to commit suicide. There will be people who advise you not to leave corpses to avoid polluting the environment. Not even the Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you touch. The saliva you spit out is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. Just be cool. If you pretend to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. Idiots can be your teachers. Even mentally retarded people can teach you how to speak human language. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break holes. I want to immigrate to Mars to leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity. Nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you. Grenades will explode when they see you. Others have to fly planes to hit the Gemini stars, but you can have the same power by parachuting. You All the places of interest you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history. I have not done anything good in 18 lifetimes before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again. If When I see you, I will definitely kill you! [Classic 1]: There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn swordsmanship; instead of learning the upper sword, you learn the lower sword; there are so many moves in the lower sword, so you learn the drunken sword; instead of learning the iron sword, you learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, it reaches the realm of the unity of man and sword---Sword Man [Classic 2]: It’s the festival, and I’ll give you a couplet: First couplet: The tree doesn’t need bark, it will definitely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible. Horizontal comment: People are invincible when they are mean. [Classic 3]: One slap will hit you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it down! ! ! You look quite creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your original intention, it is God getting angry. [Classic 4]: A person is a bitch for a lifetime, a pig is a bitch with a knife, and you waste air while you are dead, and you waste land at home. [Classic 5] ]: Look at you, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone and blooming like a flower. You must be the best among scum and a beast among beasts. And according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since you were a child. Lack of love, grandma doesn’t care, uncle doesn’t love. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick.

When a donkey sees a donkey, it kicks; when a pig sees a pig, it tramples on it.

I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, your practice is despicable! There are so many sword moves, but you choose to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ****! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! " After the curse, say: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven --- Wang (Wang) Ba has one big ear and one small ear --- a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hit the back of the neck --- the glaze is reversed Twenty-one days without chicken --- the bad guy's unsellable meat in the dog days of summer --- the triangular graveyard of stinkers --- the unethical three years of not washing his mouth --- the three years of a bad mouth that doesn't make shit --- feces Bloated (bastard) The big girl raised --- an ugly thing and a big cart pulling a bastard --- the landowner dug your eyes out --- the blind ghost dropped bean dregs from the sky --- the pig ate the Lantern Festival and rolled it into the pot --- Asshole, a steamed bun that falls from the sky---Five hundred coins divided into two times by dog ??nature---Two hundred and fifty cow shit insects moving---Go away, there are sores on the top of the head, and suppuration under the soles---The erhu in Dongyue Temple is so bad---Ghost Pull the stones and put them in the henhouse---The bastard old fat pig is slaughtered---The knifed tiger drags the raincoat---Unpopular, there is an elder brother and a younger brother---who is the one who burns yams in the ashes--- -They are all gray (bastard) eggs with soybeans sprinkled in the sesame fields---bastards are rewarded in the underworld---looking for ghosts and hanging them, beating powder and arranging flowers---shamelessly beating drums with meat and bones---all meat and meat are meat Bones blow the trumpet---Hunted meat pot is boiled with glutinous rice balls---Hunted eggs have sores on their backs and umbilical cords with pus---The tempeh bag is so bad---Smelly thing, a filial brother, a loyal and faithful gift Yiqian---shameless in dog skin---not a human being. Fan Jin passed the exam---went crazy with joy and wrote poems in the latrine---lighted a lantern in the smelly scholar's latrine---showed shit (seeking death) and beat the dog with snoring--- The third sunny day, the dog bites the beggar---animals also bully people, the dog bites the shadow of the skin---the dung beetle yawns without any human taste---a foul-mouthed dung beetle lies on the tip of the whip---just knows that it is flying in the clouds, but does not know A camel dies before your eyes and a donkey gives birth to a donkey --- Strange seeds fail to sprout after sowing --- A bad seed looks at clothes --- A dog looks at a person and sees a Bodhisattva pooping --- Tells lies and sorghum is scattered in the millet field --- The bastard blacksmith shop Materials---The beaten goods sang loudly on the platform---the ghost King Yama who did not know death made a notice---the mind of a bodhisattva who talks nonsense---painted plum blossoms in the snow without heart---hanging animal skins in the dog-legged hall- --It's unreasonable for the cat to climb over the steamer --- the image of the dog getting lucky and the robber --- you fell in the bamboo garden like a thief --- it's time to chop (thousands) of dead monkeys into diarrhea --- it's broken Horse racing on the wall---The blind man who doesn't look back plays the piano---The grandpa of the king of hell talks nonsense---How does the old ghost say that a person is ugly?

. .You are creative. 2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 3. You look very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. 4. You look really creative and live with courage. 5. You look really post-modern. You look like a car accident scene. 7. Your appearance is out of proportion. 8. Why are you blocking it with your butt? 3. I am looking for classic curse words

There are lines from Stephen Chow 1. Shit, you are a puddle of shit.

Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose.

Eat! ? Eat shit, you! 2. Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful. 3. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem, making you like this. 4. Boss wife: You gave birth to a son without an asshole, your father sold your asshole, you have a rotten asshole yourself, and you like to eat chicken buttholes.

Big ass, you don’t have any business, so why are you here to make trouble with me? 5.. Bao Longxing: You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a rice bucket waist. If I were you, I would have committed suicide 6. Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous. 4. Don’t use curse words when swearing

I never curse people. The people I teach are all beasts.

You are born in the 90s, you have the heart of the 80s and the face of the 70s... Are you trying to block out the sky or the sun with such a big face? Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, big turned mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, hurry up and go back to Mars, Earth. It's very dangerous. It's nice to meet you, no need to go to the zoo.

It is unique, at least all mankind does not want another one. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, Laozi can help you solve it.

Just by looking at you, you will know that you are the love child of a donkey and a horse. The rooster in the morning cries for the first time, the crows noisy in the early morning, and the orangutan is the accuser in your rape case. You are a wicked person who has been stabbed. There is no one in this land for forty miles, you are a wolf.

You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things. I can tell at a glance that you were born because your mother and aliens had been together for too long.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some moonlight and you will be romantic; light up the lights and you will be dazzling; give you some candlelight and you will be flooded. Some people say you look like a mouse, some say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig! Are you trying to cover up the sun with such a big face or something? Hey, this dog can still talk, what a miracle! A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum, your mind was struck by lightning.

No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I cannot express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life. You bastard, you are just a piece of garbage if you are thrown into outer space, and the smoke from your incineration can destroy the atmosphere beyond recovery.

Miss, please pay attention to your words, because the charm of your language is directly proportional to your face, which looks like the white substance in a man's body. Why did I meet a mad dog so early in the morning? It's really off-putting. It seems like it's not a good time to go out today and I need to go back quickly.

I really don’t see any difference between you and a dog. You are old at the top and young at the bottom, with a foxtail in the middle. Hitting you will hurt my hands, scolding you will dirty my mouth, so get out! So as not to stain my eyes.

Everyone has shortcomings, why are your shortcomings so obvious? I'm begging you, please don't go out with such a disgusting face every day, okay? Look at you, you have a face full of spicy sauce, a dog nose and a cat face, and you are still looking for a partner. Are you embarrassed to show off your ignorance here? .