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Hydrogen monoxide is a colorless, odorless and tasteless chemical. It kills thousands of people every year. According to incomplete statistics, the death rate caused by inhaling hydrogen monoxide is close to one in ten thousand, ranking among the top ten abnormal deaths of human beings. However, hydrogen monoxide is more harmful to health. Gaseous hydrogen peroxide may cause severe burns, while long-term contact with solid hydrogen peroxide without protective equipment may cause biological tissues to turn black and necrotic and physiological dysfunction; If there is too much hydrogen monoxide in the body, it will also cause excessive sweat and urine secretion, nausea, vomiting and swelling. In addition, hydrogen monoxide will disturb the inherent balance of electrolytes in body tissue fluid. Hydrogen monoxide not only exists in many disease tissues, such as malignant tumors, but also is a necessary condition for the formation of diseases. For people who are addicted to hydrogen peroxide, there is no way to help them get rid of it. Quitting means death.

Hydrogen monoxide has caused great harm to the environment, as follows:

Also known as hydroxyl acid, it is the main component of acid rain, which can trigger a strong greenhouse effect, promote the development of mudslides and landslides, and have adverse effects on almost all human substances. It has a fatal impact on power equipment and mechanical braking devices.

Hydrogen monoxide pollution spreads like a plague!

In today's world, almost all streams, rivers, lakes and reservoirs, and even Arctic glaciers contain a certain amount of hydrogen monoxide. Every year, excessive hydrogen peroxide causes more than10 billion dollars to human beings.

Although extremely dangerous, hydrogen monoxide is the darling of modern industry, and governments all over the world use this substance in large quantities because it can contribute to economic development. Some industries that need to consume a lot of this substance are: nuclear power generation and thermal power generation, chemical industry and pesticide production.

Foaming, mineral processing, papermaking, tanning, application of pesticides and fertilizers (it is worth noting that this is a substance that is difficult to completely remove).

In fact, the military department has always been very interested in the military use of hydrogen peroxide. Military departments have been doing experiments on the purification and application of hydrogen peroxide, and in order to control and use it in the war, weapons and equipment costing hundreds of millions of yuan have been designed. Almost all big countries and some countries that want to make great progress in military affairs have invested a lot of manpower and material resources in this regard. The military departments of almost every country have complex systems to obtain pure hydrogen monoxide, and the reserves of this substance in the US military have exceeded 1 10,000 tons.