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Hong Xiuxie of Pan Jinlian

Three-inch golden lotus is a deformed aesthetic in ancient China. I don't know how many literati and poets love to linger on its pointed shape and graceful gait, and have written countless beautiful chapters for it. It is said that when the Qing people entered the customs, it was strictly forbidden to store hair and bind feet, and the braids on men's heads were controlled, but they could not help women's little feet. During the Qianlong period, even the Eight Banners women followed the example of the Han people and wrapped up three-inch golden lotus.

The three-inch golden lotus is lovely, first of all, it is all kinds of embroidered shoes like boats. It is indeed an inspiration for romantic talents, and it frequently appears in the plots of classic works. Hong Xiuxie of Pan Jinlian in Jin Ping Mei is an important prop, which runs through Pan Jinlian's "three major battles".

Pan Jinlian is famous for her small feet, and her little feet almost dominate her fate.

Zhang Dajia's family was beautiful when she was a handmaid. A pair of little feet Joe Zhang Qiaozhi gave her a house to live in without rent, and gave her the capital to open a shop to do business.

She deliberately exposed two small feet under the curtain, seducing the passing wave-floating disciples, and then the fork pole hit Ximen Qing.

when Ximen Qing first tried Pan Jinlian, he also brushed his chopsticks to the ground and pinched a small foot under the table when he picked them up, which opened the rhyme of their affair.

Ximen Qing drank with Pan Jinlian's shoes, and embroidered shoes like boats floated Pan Jinlian into Ximen House.

Before Ximen Qing came to marry her, Pan Jinlian eagerly asked God to play divination. She also took off her embroidery with her hands and threw it on the ground for divination.

After Pan Jinlian's fate changed, she first entered the "Five Mothers" in Ximen Mansion, and when she saw several wives and concubines in Ximen Qing, her first sight was their little feet. But it was not these ladies who really challenged her little feet, but Song Huilian, the wife of servant daughter-in-law Laiwang, which opened the "first battle" for Pan Jinlian to enter Ximenfu.

Cut off Song Huilian

It's strange to say that Song Huilian's original name was Song Jinlian, but Wu Yueniang changed it to Huilian because she had the same name as Pan Jinlian. Pan Jinlian is the daughter of a tailor, and Song Huilian is the daughter of a coffin seller. Both of them make skins for people. Do you think it's okay not to rush? The most striking thing is that Song Huilian's feet are smaller than Pan Jinlian's, and Pan Jinlian's shoes are still loose when Song Huilian wears them.

Song Huilian is not as beautiful as Pan Jinlian, but her three-inch lotus is even smaller, which is what Master Simon likes. Song Huilian loves to dress up, her hair is high and her style is good. She soon hooked up with Ximen Qing.

Pan Jinlian was staring at several other rooms, but a Song Huilian popped up. Xiao Xiaosheng asked her to jump out and put her pen into the embroidered shoes of Jinlian. "Jin Ping Mei" wrote back to the 24th, Song Huilian squeezed to have a lantern night with Meng Yulou Pan Jinlian and others. She shouted for Chen Jingji to put a firework on her, and then called for me to drop my shoes. Meng Yulou asked her to lift her skirt and see that there were two pairs of shoes on her feet. The pair of Pan Jinlian outside said that she gave it to Song Huilian. What an ignorant Song Huilian. When Pan Jinlian said this, we all felt creepy when we read it. If we don't die, we will destroy her according to Pan Jinlian's mind.

What strengthened Pan Jinlian's mind was the play Zangchunwu. Ximen Qing had an affair with Song Huilian, and Song Huilian also said that Wu Niang's shoes were loose on me, and he also laughed at Pan Jinlian as a person who had crossed the water. It happened that Pan Jinlian, who was hiding outside the door, overheard it. When she left the gate, she deliberately inserted the gold hairpin on her head and left it as a signal.

Pan Jinlian tried her best to control the man. Just as she said, we were all idle and shouting, but a maid was hot.

The winner of Pan Jinlian was Song Huilian's teammate Lai Wang, who was like a pig. He did two great things: one was having an affair with Sun Xuee, the fourth house in Ximen Qing, and the other was drinking and quarrelling about stabbing Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian with a knife.

Pan Jinlian encouraged Ximen Qing's design to make the government arrest Lai Wang, deported him back to his hometown Xuzhou, and stirred up trouble between Sun Xuee and Song Huilian, who got into a big fight, causing Song Huilian to hang himself in a rage.

People make skins, clothes walk on earth, and coffins go to hell. There is no woman with smaller feet than Pan Jinlian.

Eliminating Li Pinger

From the 27th to 29th chapters of Jin Ping Mei, Xiao Xiaosheng wrote Hong Xiuxie of Pan Jinlian continuously, and one shoe drifted three times, which is rare in many Zhang Hui novels. If we think about it in detail, this shoe is far from being three times. It runs through the chapter of Song Huilian and started the "Second Campaign" to destroy Li Pinger.

Pan Jinlian lost Hong Xiuxie because of drunkenness in the grape trellis. When she woke up, she told Qiu Ju, the maid, to look for her in the fence yard. Qiu Ju found a Hong Xiuxie in the Tibetan Spring Dock. Pan Jinlian looked smaller than her shoes. When asked, she found them in the drawer. Naturally, she thought that they were the shoes of the dead Song Huilian, and they were treasured by Ximen Qing. This anger did not come out, and she was beaten and scolded by Qiu Ju, and Chun Mei dragged her to kneel in the courtyard with a stone. Xiaoxiaosheng used Pan Jinlian's lost Hong Xiuxie to lead Song Huilian's shoes, which is actually a continuation of the last chapter. Pan Jinlian, in order to vent his anger, chopped his shoes into several sections with a knife in front of Ximen Qing, and also asked Chun Mei to throw them into Maosi, so that Song Huilian could not be reborn in the underworld.

Pan Jinlian's vicious hatred is really frightening, but then another woman, Li Pinger, walks into the cold of Hong Xiuxie.

When Ximen Qing saw Pan Jinlian wearing green sleeping shoes on the bed, he complained that, alas, strangely enough, you liked Hong Xiuxie, so you had to make another pair.

Pan Jinlian is sketching shoes, and she wants to make a pair of flat shoes with big red plain satin and white twill, and the buttons on the shoes are embroidered with parrots to pick peaches. Honest Li Pinger saw that she would also make a pair of them in the same way, and they are red satin with ten patterns and high heels.

Pan Jinlian can be said to be "instructed to make shoes". Later, when Meng Yulou arrived, Pan Jinlian made it clear that he was not wearing shoes but sleeping shoes, and his father ordered them to be made. Meng Yulou has long been alert. What she does is to lock the edge of the yarn green line, and make cloud shoes with sheepskin gold. And told Pan Jinlian that I am an old man, and I am no more extravagant than you.

Li Pinger didn't know what to do, but he was careless, but he was better than Jinlian. Isn't this an obvious competition for favor? It was Pan Jinlian who took the initiative to meet Meng Yulou. The two sisters were walking hand in hand when they met aunt Wu Yueniang, but they replied that Sister Li asked me to call Meng Saner for her to paint shoes with him.

Li Pinger was called by Pan Jinlian's Chun Mei, and Meng Yulou was called by her. Three women were making shoes in the gazebo early in the morning. In fact, it was a sitcom directed by Pan Jinlian. They overheard Li Pinger's pregnancy in the grape trellis and used it as shoes to ask for directions. It was all the summer heat of Pan Jinlian's campaign department.

Li Pinger, who is unsuspecting, is still drawing shoes for Pan Jinlian with her head down. I don't know that others have secretly targeted her as prey.

Pan Jinlian's Hong Xiuxie appeared again at the invitation of Lantiang at the 29th meeting. Then that is to say, don't look at Ximen Qing. The slave body is not as white as Li Pinger's. If someone is pregnant, you will feel sorry for it. We just let it go. Pan Jinlian began to encircle Li Pinger step by step.

In the end, it scared Xiao Guange to death and angered Li Pinger, and won the second battle completely.

Adultery Chen Jingji

Pan Jinlian also did a vigorous event in Ximenfu, that is, adultery with her son-in-law Chen Jingji.

Chen Jingji has long coveted the beauty of this little mother-in-law, and has flirted with her many times, but she can't get used to it. Laughter gave them a real start, and it also originated from Hong Xiuxie of Pan Jinlian.

One of Pan Jinlian's lost shoes was picked up by Lai Zhao's eleven or two-year-old iron bar. Small iron bar met Chen Jingji begging for a circle to play, but Chen Jingji didn't coax him. Small iron bar said that the object was changed, so he took out Hong Xiuxie, and said that he saw Ximen Qing hanging around with Wuniang's feet tied under the grape trellis, and he picked it up after he left. Chen Jingji immediately understood what was going on and knew that Hong Xiuxie was a little mother-in-law, so he cheated from the children and wanted to tease Pan Jinlian with embroidered shoes.

In the past, women's feet were the most private parts of the human body. Seeing a woman's feet was tantamount to infringing on her body. An embroidered shoe is far more important than today's women's T-underwear. Chen Jingji is a dude, and he knows this well. He knows that this shoe can cross him to the Peach Blossom Island on the other side.

While Pan Jinlian was anxiously looking for shoes, Chen Jingji boarded the door. And sly smile tease, finally took out Hong Xiuxie to change the promise, the little mother-in-law who had long been concerned said that this sweat towel was often seen by your father, and Chen insisted on economic challenges, and finally got a party, "Fine pinch of white tassels pick the thread, spend their honeymoons.//warbler burns Ye Xiang sweat towel".

Pan Jinlian's Hong Xiuxie made her have an affair with her little son-in-law, and how much they loved each other, especially after Ximen Qing's death, until Pan Jinlian had an abortion in the toilet.

Pan Jinlian's Hong Xiuxie caused the "Third Battle", which also laid a huge curse for her, resulting in her final fate heading for the abyss of perdition, being driven out of the house and being beheaded.