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What reversal stories have you heard that impressed you?
Brother Dai, who takes the bus, is an office worker who squeezes the bus every day and is also a member of the bachelor army. Every time he sees a beautiful woman, he tends to think more. That day he was sitting on the bus and an aunt came up, so he quickly got up and gave up his seat enthusiastically. Aunt appreciates his appearance and asks with a smile. Nice guy. How old are you? ? Brother Dai said he was 28 years old. ? Quite young. My daughter is 26 years old and very beautiful. ? Brother Dai's heart tightened after hearing this. Maybe my aunt wants to betrothed her daughter to me in exchange for giving up her seat? But then my aunt's monologue made me fall into the ice cave: I'm 28 years old, I'm 28 years old, and I'm still squeezing the bus. My daughter has bought a car.
Buy fruit. He went to the fruit shop to buy fruit. He came to the apple stand and asked the boss: Is this apple sweet? ? The boss replied:? Very sweet. ? The mute then asked:? Is the apple crisp? ? There was a hint of impatience on the boss's face. You can't find anything better than my apple crisper in other stores. ? After that, the boss chose some big and red apples to pack for him. But it's boring:? I don't want to eat sweets. Please give me a catty of oranges. ?
What did you wish for? One night, Ma Yun was cleaning up his antique lamp collection at home. Suddenly, a puff of smoke came out of the lamp and gradually became the lamp god. The genie looked at Ma Yun and said, Three wishes. ? Ma Yun also looked up at him and said, Come, which three? ?
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