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In the name of people (4): Mr. Wu, this song ended long ago but refused to leave.
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Teacher Wu wears a black suit most of the time and likes to be carried by others. At school, she wears the airs of a high-ranking official's wife and enjoys the envy of her colleagues. In an disintegrated marriage, people who can't sit still either smile or talk to Gao later; In the circle of friends and classmates, I like to show people a happy makeup.
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Hugging is a technical job, which means keeping a posture all the time, hiding your face, being dignified and considerate, pretending to smile and basking in happiness. Mr. Wu carries his own image on himself; While enduring the great pain brought by marriage, she refused to take off her makeup until she got depressed, and continued to maintain her so-called dignity.
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In the drama carried by teacher Wu, a pale self is wrapped. As a professor of history and an expert in Ming history, Mr. Wu could have lived Six Chapters of a Floating Life brilliantly by her professional status, but she had to jump into a high marriage failure and ended up disappointed and refused to leave. It is only a favor to the secular to live and show it to the TAs. Show yourself that you are a real cow.
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Mr. Wu is Gao's second political stage. When Gao encounters work or personnel problems, he sits in a specious home and holds a political forum for two people. Very serious, very serious, lasting 70 thousand years. Teacher Wu's plot is to express his opinions and suggestions without my cooperation, and help Gao fight a political cover war at a critical time.
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Gao's feelings have long since escaped, and Mr. Wu is willing to stay as a supporting role for Gao and help him tell one political story after another. When the weather vane changed, Gao nervously talked with Mr. Wu about Zhao Ruilong's power game. When the crisis came, Mr. Wu was asked to play his daughter's emotional card and earnestly hosted a "probation" banquet for Hou Liangping.
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In this way, Mr. Wu lost himself in the high crisis, numbly saved the high drama, forgot to be his own master in the rest of the plot, and started another life. But Mr. Wu had to wait until the protagonist's aura faded, only to find that her supporting role had no way out. In life, only by being your own protagonist can you take on more roles entrusted to you by fate.
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The most tired person in the play is Mr. Wu. If you live as a director, then Mr. Wu is living as a performer. On the school stage, Teacher Wu showed the TA people the power behind her and the privileges she enjoyed. In a broken family, she gave Gao a dignified and considerate performance. Bitter, but hidden in the heart, never exposed.
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I can't come down after a long performance. On the surface, Mr. Wu maintained his marriage in name only because he was afraid of losing her privilege as the wife of a high official. The second is afraid of jokes. In fact, everything she doesn't want to lose has been lost, and all that remains is a bowl of leftovers.
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Finally, Miss Wu said to her peers: I didn't expect you to know the height so soon. Liang Lu: "Wang Xiaoyao, the head of your history department, told me that she almost laughed on the phone." Teacher Wu: "If she hadn't died laughing, she would have been educated." . In a grain of dust, only you smile at me. I smile at you. Don't take it seriously Living well is everything.
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