What super funny jokes make you laugh when you listen?

I have a few here. Look at them and laugh at them once. Ha ha ha ha. Maybe my smile is very low. Send them out to show you.

1. I made a mistake when I was a child and was beaten by my father. When I cried, I blew out a nose bubble and couldn't help laughing. Dad thought I was not convinced and beat me again. 2. I went to eat crayfish with my friends. A little girl at the next table asked her mother, "Mom, crayfish can't go home. Will its mother be in a hurry? " Her mother was shocked ... and then the boss came to save her: "No, their whole family is here."

One night, a naked man called a taxi, and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost! One day, a little brother caught the last bus out of breath and shouted, "Master! Master! Wait for me ~? " Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said slowly to his little brother, "Wukong, stop chasing."

5. When I was a child, I was at my grandmother's house. My grandmother was lying on the kang, and I sat in a chair and chatted with her. Suddenly fart for a long time, really for a long time. After a while, grandma got up, looked out of the window and lay down again. I asked my grandmother what to watch, and she said, "I heard the sound of a motorcycle. I thought your second uncle was coming, but it wasn't …" 6. My ex sent me a wedding invitation, but I hesitated and went anyway. I met a handsome guy at the wedding and stayed with me from beginning to end. Finally, I asked him, "Don't you like me?" The handsome boy smiled shyly: "I am the wedding security guard, and the groom asked me to keep an eye on you for fear that you would make trouble."