35 classic lines from Feng Gong make you smile.

Feng Gong, a comedian with both ability and political integrity, amused countless audiences with his humorous language. His classic lines and quotations are full of wisdom, which makes people laugh. Let's enjoy the laughter brought by Feng Gong.

I am the flower of the motherland, the screw of the revolution, and the most rusty nail on the flower of the motherland.

I am a small tree that didn't grow up, and I got old if I was not careful.

I come from China, I love China, China is my home, and my home is China.

I am a poor man, so poor that I have only money left.

I am a good man, as good as gold.

I am an artist, and artists are liars.

I'm an actor. Actors lie.

I'm a comedian, and comedians are funny.

I am a crosstalk performer, which means crosstalk.

I am the host, and the host is the host of the program.

I'm a writer. Writers write books.

I'm a director. I make movies.

I am a scientist, and scientists study science.

I'm a doctor. Doctors treat diseases.

I'm a teacher. Teachers teach.

I'm a COP. Cops catch bad guys.

I am a fireman, and firemen put out fires.

I am a soldier, and a soldier is to defend his country.

I am a farmer, and a farmer is a farmer.

I am a worker, and workers work.

I am a businessman, and businessmen make money.

I am a student, and students study.

I am a child, and the child is just playing.

I am an old man, and the old man is happy.

I am alive, and the living eat.

I am dead, and the dead are dead.

I am an unborn person, and unborn people do not exist.

I am a virtual person, and virtual people are created by computers.

I am a real person, and a real person is alive.

I am a happy person, and happy people are also happy.

I am an unfortunate person, and unfortunate people are miserable.

I am a successful person, and a successful person is an achievement.

I am a failure, and a failure has no achievement.

I am a great man, and great men can make a difference.

I'm a nobody. Nobody just has nothing to do.

These classic lines and quotations are thought-provoking. With his unique language style, Feng Gong described various social conditions in China, satirized the bad phenomena in society and brought us joy and thinking.