The wrong love joke slander

3 1 reasons for deciding to forget you.

First, I was a gangster before I met you, but I am still a gangster after I met you. I completely got rid of all my bad behaviors in 12 years after I met you. Before you met me, you were bullied all day. After you meet me, you can bully others all day.

Second, I endure the shame of letting others see jokes and wash your clothes.

Three apples, one for you, two apples, and I'll give you the big one.

Four, eat fish, I let you eat fish, I eat fish head.

I am not ugly at all, but you always call me ugly. You are so beautiful. I always say you are more beautiful than anyone.

When you came to see me, I spent 2800 yuan a day. At that time, I was still unemployed. When I went to see you, I still spent more than 1000 yuan. At that time, you were an officer.

In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). But you lied to me. I am your first boyfriend.

Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

You can kiss me anytime. I want to ask your permission to kiss you.

You often hit me, but I never hit you.

You asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man, and I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.

12. I bought you clothes from 800 yuan, but only lied to you, 300 yuan. You bought me a 150 watch and cheated me out of asking for 900.

Thirteen, that time you said you wanted to have sex with me, and I rushed two miles to buy condoms, but you said you just wanted to see if I was really bad and called me a bitch.

I broke your mobile phone, and I bought a new one to make it up to you. You lost my motorcycle without even saying sorry.

Fifteen, when you get sick, I lose two pounds. When I get sick, you gain two pounds instead (you come with me and eat all the nutrients my buddy brought me).

I don't think you are short, but you think I am tall.

Seventeen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.

My mother is so good to you, and your mother is not good to me at all.

Nineteen, that time I went to an open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was pinned down by you, crying in the crowd.

Twenty, my dog was born, and I will give you the most beautiful one. But you gave me your dying goldfish, which forced me to give them up after only two days.

Twenty-one, I washed your socks n times and never lost any of them. When I was sick, you only gave me two quilts, and one person lost one.

I remember your birthday every year, but you still don't know when.

Twenty-three, you are bullied, I cut him for you, and he only scolds you. I was hacked. Instead of helping me, you said I deserved it. I was hacked by you.

I spent half a year in prison for you. When I was in prison, you went to visit your friends every day.

At the age of 25, I left as a soldier You said you would wait for me, but you didn't. You have to leave as a soldier. I'm calling to tell you that I won't wait for you, but I will wait until you get married.

Your father said I was the black sheep of my family, and my father said you were very virtuous.

Twenty-seven, I went back to school, and you said I had nothing to do. You were studying in a military school. I went to all my friends' houses and prepared reference books for you.

Twenty-eight, I graduated myself, and you said I was cheated. You entered the military school through the back door. I set up a 10 table for you and your friends with my only savings.

Twenty-nine, I go out to work, and you know I'm unreasonable. When you changed jobs from the army, I only said, "I respect what you think."

Your life is not so good now, but I still respect you. I have a good life now. You said I climbed up by luck.

Thirty-one years old, more than ten years ago, you told me yourself that you would marry me. Now that you are married, the groom is not me. ...

Probably about the same as yours. For your information, I just fell in love. ...