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Give me some interesting action phrases.
2. From a scientific point of view, the theory of astronomy, geography, physics and chemistry is called card machine.
3. Cui Hua, cover the coffin.
4. Escape is technology, while Yin is art..
5. It will be cloudy if you can't beat it. Suicide if you can't run. I swear after committing suicide.
6. Escape is the body skill, Yin is the endurance skill, and escape and Yin are the mind skills.
7. Which guy is surfing the Internet with chakra silk thread!
8. Which guy is surfing the Internet with a spider web!
9. Which countryman takes off his clothes in the countryside and uses chest hair as a network cable!
10. Which punk uses nose hair to surf the Internet?
1 1. Who is surfing the Internet with eyebrows?
12. Who is surfing the Internet with her hair? It's stuck.
13. Who is surfing the Internet with armpit hair?
14. There was a loud noise in the sky and XX appeared.
15. Jump! The feeling of flying.
16. Fengshen, Shen Yu, Raytheon, Vulcan and Ba Shen are not as good as a card god.
17. Wow! Here comes the card god. Sign your name.
18. Is he Kakashi's brother Kakashi?
19. Wow! What a big pile of shit flew down.
20. alas! Another man jumped like Leslie Cheung.
2 1. Brother, don't jump off the building.
22. Card B, so I also card, so you card I also card everyone.
23. Hello! Don't run, you dropped your wallet.
24. What are you running for? You think you are Liu Xiang!
25. What are you running for? You think you're playing catch!
26. Master's eyes are round, and half his blood will be lost with one punch (iron fist language).
27. Wow! Congratulations on winning the 2006 Oscar Card God Award.
28. People can't help themselves in Jianghu.
29. The main card is a real card, Guangzhou Card B.
30. Everyone is really stupid. Guangdong is so stupid.
3 1. Congratulations on winning the title of card god in 2006, that is, enjoying the treatment of card god (being kicked wildly).
After thousands of years of practice, I finally became a god, pretending to be a card god.
In case that bottle is poisonous, I'll drink it for you first.
34. I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, I will drink poison!
Boss, don't drink that bottle because it is poisonous. I'll give you a try first.
36. Xiao Er, take this body away.
Don't worry, brother, I will take good care of your wife and children.
38. Now that the war is in full swing, there is another body on the ground, and people are carrying it to mass graves.
39. Ah, there is a dying man on the ground. "Ambulance", take him directly to the crematorium!
40. Brothers, stop fighting. "We are born from the same root, why are we in such a hurry?"
4 1. Damn it, dare to play with me, brothers, copy guys!
42. I let you. I just finished playing with you, and I only used 20% of my strength.
43. Scientifically, son, it's called a card machine.
44. I am Tathagata, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Huaguoshan, water curtain cave, the special envoy of Meika God, and a hero's XXX! It's stuck!
45. The card god I sealed for 5,000 years is out of the Jianghu again.
46. Who released the card god I sealed in the "toilet"?
47. At the beginning of life, people with good nature are fools.
48. Mom, I saw someone fall.
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